Del Dryden
@deldryden.bsky.social
Author, queer, crotchety, neurospicy. She/they. The post-menopausal female they warned you about.
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By the way do yourself a favor, drop what you’re doing, and go watch Rivals (but find yourself a list of TW/CW first)
October 22, 2024 at 12:24 AM
By the way do yourself a favor, drop what you’re doing, and go watch Rivals (but find yourself a list of TW/CW first)
Also he would repost everything Byron posted
Percy Shelley would be the sort of person you block eventually not for being Problematic (although he was), but mostly because he was just a fucking intolerably twee twatwaffle, LOL
October 22, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Also he would repost everything Byron posted
My wife comes in with a brilliant dark horse: King James I of England
You may resurrect one dead artist who would be an amazing shitposter. Who is it?
Mark Twain would be my first choice, but Dorothy Parker would be a close second.
Mark Twain would be my first choice, but Dorothy Parker would be a close second.
you may resurrect one dead artist who would be an amazing shitposter. Who is it?
Kurt Vonnegut for me
Kurt Vonnegut for me
October 22, 2024 at 12:15 AM
My wife comes in with a brilliant dark horse: King James I of England
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ngl he'd be a prize asshole but pre syphilis Beau Brummell would also have been a top 3 shitposter
October 22, 2024 at 12:05 AM
ngl he'd be a prize asshole but pre syphilis Beau Brummell would also have been a top 3 shitposter
tension:
October 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
tension:
🎶 blocked an asshole, and it feels so good 🎶
October 21, 2024 at 11:09 PM
🎶 blocked an asshole, and it feels so good 🎶
Yes! More scientists! 🐙🐠🐳
Twitter was always a huge part of the international marine conservation congress, and it sucks now.
Good news nerds, now I’m the IMCC co-chair and this week 800 ocean scientists are gonna hear all about Bluesky.
Good news nerds, now I’m the IMCC co-chair and this week 800 ocean scientists are gonna hear all about Bluesky.
October 14, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Yes! More scientists! 🐙🐠🐳
Welp
Right Side Broadcasting says we need a strong leader who will make the trains run on time
October 14, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Welp
PANTHERS LET’S GOOOOO!
October 8, 2024 at 11:37 PM
PANTHERS LET’S GOOOOO!
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I’ve had a horrible realization about who JD Vance has been reminding me of
October 2, 2024 at 4:05 AM
I’ve had a horrible realization about who JD Vance has been reminding me of
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Texans: Next Monday October 7th is the last day to register to vote in person.
Please tell your friends and neighbors to check their voter registration is active. If you need help figuring out how to do this, I can help.
Please tell your friends and neighbors to check their voter registration is active. If you need help figuring out how to do this, I can help.
October 1, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Texans: Next Monday October 7th is the last day to register to vote in person.
Please tell your friends and neighbors to check their voter registration is active. If you need help figuring out how to do this, I can help.
Please tell your friends and neighbors to check their voter registration is active. If you need help figuring out how to do this, I can help.
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I wish I could credit this person...
September 30, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I wish I could credit this person...
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it’s high time we’ve had a non binary hurricane
September 27, 2024 at 6:55 PM
it’s high time we’ve had a non binary hurricane
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DO NOT wade through rising storm waters. Electrical lines pose a danger, as well as sewage, chemicals, things that can make you sick if you swallow the water.
Even shallow water in motion can have an undertow that can drown you. #hurricane #helene #HurricaneHelp #HurricaneHelene #hurricaneseason
Even shallow water in motion can have an undertow that can drown you. #hurricane #helene #HurricaneHelp #HurricaneHelene #hurricaneseason
September 27, 2024 at 3:05 AM
DO NOT wade through rising storm waters. Electrical lines pose a danger, as well as sewage, chemicals, things that can make you sick if you swallow the water.
Even shallow water in motion can have an undertow that can drown you. #hurricane #helene #HurricaneHelp #HurricaneHelene #hurricaneseason
Even shallow water in motion can have an undertow that can drown you. #hurricane #helene #HurricaneHelp #HurricaneHelene #hurricaneseason
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Never forget. Hide from wind, run from water. If storm surge is heading your way, your best bet is to evacuate if at all possible because water is the deadliest part of a hurricane.
Hurricane Helene is starting out big and is likely to be in the top 10% size-wise for hurricanes at this latitude. It's sucking up more moisture and heat over the Gulf of Mexico and will cause storm surges and flooding well inland. By @andreatweather.bsky.social 🧪
Hurricane Helene Will Bring Strong Winds, Flash Flooding and Storm Surge
Hurricane Helene is a large storm set to bring substantial storm surge to the coast of Florida, as well as wind and rain-driven flooding up into Tennessee and South Carolina
www.scientificamerican.com
September 25, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Never forget. Hide from wind, run from water. If storm surge is heading your way, your best bet is to evacuate if at all possible because water is the deadliest part of a hurricane.
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Gov. Abbott and AG Paxton are bragging about having “scrubbed” the voter rolls—and the deadline to (re)register is Oct. 7. CHECK YOUR REGISTRATION TODAY. teamrv-mvp.sos.texas.gov/MVP/mvp.do
My Voter Portal
teamrv-mvp.sos.texas.gov
September 26, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Gov. Abbott and AG Paxton are bragging about having “scrubbed” the voter rolls—and the deadline to (re)register is Oct. 7. CHECK YOUR REGISTRATION TODAY. teamrv-mvp.sos.texas.gov/MVP/mvp.do
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Your containment procedures aren't special. You are about as uncanny as Dole pineapple rings. If you were any more fathomable, you'd be a submarine. Your "alien geometry" is local pre-algebra. Eldritch? Please. You are new poor. Formless as an armadillo and squamous as a bowl of melting Jell-O.
September 26, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Your containment procedures aren't special. You are about as uncanny as Dole pineapple rings. If you were any more fathomable, you'd be a submarine. Your "alien geometry" is local pre-algebra. Eldritch? Please. You are new poor. Formless as an armadillo and squamous as a bowl of melting Jell-O.
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I guess in the end, it rarely is nobody’s business but the Turks.
September 26, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I guess in the end, it rarely is nobody’s business but the Turks.
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NOAA just sent out a "rare news release" urging media to focus the public's attention on Hurricane Helene's potential to cause widespread flooding "hundreds of miles inland," including "the urban areas around Tallahassee, metro Atlanta and western North Carolina, including Asheville."
September 25, 2024 at 9:29 PM
NOAA just sent out a "rare news release" urging media to focus the public's attention on Hurricane Helene's potential to cause widespread flooding "hundreds of miles inland," including "the urban areas around Tallahassee, metro Atlanta and western North Carolina, including Asheville."
Almost didn’t make the Teams interview for the new job I start Monday because Teams wouldn’t let me be me, only old-job me
My favorite is that I have logged into my personal email from my work computer (for work reasons like maintaining license to practice), and then Microsoft decided that I obviously only EVER wanted to sign into Teams on my personal account.
IT gave up trying to fix it and replaced my laptop.
IT gave up trying to fix it and replaced my laptop.
September 25, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Almost didn’t make the Teams interview for the new job I start Monday because Teams wouldn’t let me be me, only old-job me
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I don’t care that it’s old news, I don’t care that his supporters don’t care, I don’t care that this is just how he talks. A presidential candidate saying that people should go to jail for their opinions about his political allies should be a five-alarm fire in the discourse.
September 24, 2024 at 10:34 AM
I don’t care that it’s old news, I don’t care that his supporters don’t care, I don’t care that this is just how he talks. A presidential candidate saying that people should go to jail for their opinions about his political allies should be a five-alarm fire in the discourse.
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I would like to see photos of the skeletons in your neighborhood doing wholesome things, please
September 25, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I would like to see photos of the skeletons in your neighborhood doing wholesome things, please
looking forward to the inevitable collab between Moo Deng and that singapore racetrack lizard
September 24, 2024 at 4:21 PM
looking forward to the inevitable collab between Moo Deng and that singapore racetrack lizard