Joe Chlapowski
@degenerated.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comic. Metal Punk. Horror Head. Guitar and vocals in Botched Execution. Former host of The Only Horror Movie Podcast (RIP 💀). Sometimes actor / writer. Boxing just for fun
*Guy who invented circumcision staring intensely at a little boy’s dick*
“It’s just…..UNPROFESSIONAL! Take a little off the top! *sighs* There…That’s better. Now I can sleep at night.”
“It’s just…..UNPROFESSIONAL! Take a little off the top! *sighs* There…That’s better. Now I can sleep at night.”
October 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
*Guy who invented circumcision staring intensely at a little boy’s dick*
“It’s just…..UNPROFESSIONAL! Take a little off the top! *sighs* There…That’s better. Now I can sleep at night.”
“It’s just…..UNPROFESSIONAL! Take a little off the top! *sighs* There…That’s better. Now I can sleep at night.”
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If you're a nerd, and you remember that one incredible stunts guy from Barry and other things (Daniel Bernhardt), I think you're gonna like this. Premieres next week via @amcinematheque.bsky.social.
Deathstalker Trailer #1 (2025)
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Indie
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September 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If you're a nerd, and you remember that one incredible stunts guy from Barry and other things (Daniel Bernhardt), I think you're gonna like this. Premieres next week via @amcinematheque.bsky.social.
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
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it's possible empathy is not a sin, but rather a really necessary thing for a society to not collapse
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
it's possible empathy is not a sin, but rather a really necessary thing for a society to not collapse
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I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
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SINNERS is the biggest Hollywood movie since INCEPTION and WEAPONS just murdered the box office. Original horror + a budget to match the ambitions of talented filmmakers = a winning combination.
From 28 YEARS LATER To WEAPONS: 2025 Is A Good Time For Big-Budget, High-Concept Horror
SINNERS is the biggest Hollywood movie since INCEPTION and WEAPONS just murdered the box office. Original horror + a budget to match the ambitions of talented filmmakers = a winning combination.
dlvr.it
August 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
SINNERS is the biggest Hollywood movie since INCEPTION and WEAPONS just murdered the box office. Original horror + a budget to match the ambitions of talented filmmakers = a winning combination.
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Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase “once again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.
August 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase “once again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.
Glad that Marc Maron and Burr are using their platform to say what so many of us who don’t have their reach have been saying about these hack, far-right “muh free speech” comics the whole time they’ve been grifting their way to the top. I hope they never live down the shame
August 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Glad that Marc Maron and Burr are using their platform to say what so many of us who don’t have their reach have been saying about these hack, far-right “muh free speech” comics the whole time they’ve been grifting their way to the top. I hope they never live down the shame
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Is the "male loneliness epidemic" self-inflicted? As a former angry male loner, I have some expertise on this:
youtu.be/InMtCxy_Yaw
Also shared my thoughts on the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad controversy, by which I mean it is not mentioned at all
youtu.be/InMtCxy_Yaw
Also shared my thoughts on the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad controversy, by which I mean it is not mentioned at all
July 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Is the "male loneliness epidemic" self-inflicted? As a former angry male loner, I have some expertise on this:
youtu.be/InMtCxy_Yaw
Also shared my thoughts on the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad controversy, by which I mean it is not mentioned at all
youtu.be/InMtCxy_Yaw
Also shared my thoughts on the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad controversy, by which I mean it is not mentioned at all
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And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
July 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
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the coolest part about the elmo hacked posts is that the most insane people online are treating elmo like he’s a real guy
July 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the coolest part about the elmo hacked posts is that the most insane people online are treating elmo like he’s a real guy
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😳 ICYMI, “Jeffrey Epstein Invested With Peter Thiel, & His Estate Is Reaping Millions ***
Mr. Epstein, the late…sex offender, started by putting $40M into Valar Ventures, a firm backed by Mr. Thiel. Today that investment is worth about $170M.” 6/14/25, By @mattgoldstein26.bsky.social
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Mr. Epstein, the late…sex offender, started by putting $40M into Valar Ventures, a firm backed by Mr. Thiel. Today that investment is worth about $170M.” 6/14/25, By @mattgoldstein26.bsky.social
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Jeffrey Epstein Invested With Peter Thiel, and His Estate Is Reaping Millions
www.nytimes.com
July 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
😳 ICYMI, “Jeffrey Epstein Invested With Peter Thiel, & His Estate Is Reaping Millions ***
Mr. Epstein, the late…sex offender, started by putting $40M into Valar Ventures, a firm backed by Mr. Thiel. Today that investment is worth about $170M.” 6/14/25, By @mattgoldstein26.bsky.social
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Mr. Epstein, the late…sex offender, started by putting $40M into Valar Ventures, a firm backed by Mr. Thiel. Today that investment is worth about $170M.” 6/14/25, By @mattgoldstein26.bsky.social
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What books was the singer of Crazy Town reading that had happy endings?
June 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
What books was the singer of Crazy Town reading that had happy endings?
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When one of the cowards in the LAPD shoved a 77 year-old Army vet, the crowd caught the man before he crashed into the pavement. The cops do not protect us. We literally protect us *from the cops*.
Via @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social
Via @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social
This is how LAPD treats our elders. Never forget.
June 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
When one of the cowards in the LAPD shoved a 77 year-old Army vet, the crowd caught the man before he crashed into the pavement. The cops do not protect us. We literally protect us *from the cops*.
Via @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social
Via @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social
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Seen this going around but I’m
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George
June 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Seen this going around but I’m
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George
I really don’t care if people think it’s metal or not but to me Sleep Token sounds like AI-generated Christian worship music sung by a dude who’s main hobby is jerking off in the shower
May 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I really don’t care if people think it’s metal or not but to me Sleep Token sounds like AI-generated Christian worship music sung by a dude who’s main hobby is jerking off in the shower
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You know who could read out the identities of every ICE agent and put that paperwork in the public record? Literally any Congressperson
May 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
You know who could read out the identities of every ICE agent and put that paperwork in the public record? Literally any Congressperson
We assuming all those dudes aren’t allowed to see their kids either and that’s why they agreed to be in that video?
May 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
We assuming all those dudes aren’t allowed to see their kids either and that’s why they agreed to be in that video?
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I still can’t figure out when “we can deport you” turned into “we can put you in a hell hole prison in a third country, indefinitely, with no legal recourse.”
April 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I still can’t figure out when “we can deport you” turned into “we can put you in a hell hole prison in a third country, indefinitely, with no legal recourse.”
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A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
April 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.