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@deestiv.bsky.social
· Nov 22
If you are ever wondering if I’d like to see a picture of your dog, the answer is and will always be yes.
This site about to see an uptick with the Cloudflare outage crippling the bird app today 😅
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This site about to see an uptick with the Cloudflare outage crippling the bird app today 😅
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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
The Valentines Day holy trinity 💝💓💖
February 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The Valentines Day holy trinity 💝💓💖
QQ for folks still on TikTok after The Great 12 Hour Blackout since I’m curious — did yall have to acknowledge or accept new TOS or anything since then, or was it just back on business as usual?
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
QQ for folks still on TikTok after The Great 12 Hour Blackout since I’m curious — did yall have to acknowledge or accept new TOS or anything since then, or was it just back on business as usual?
the whole gulf of america thing feels too much like the freedom fries thing so at least we’ll get some memes and jokes for a few years out of it before people start saying how dumb it was
January 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
the whole gulf of america thing feels too much like the freedom fries thing so at least we’ll get some memes and jokes for a few years out of it before people start saying how dumb it was
let me take a moment to celebrate the maybe less appreciated but tremendously delicious ponzu sauce 👏🏽😋🤤
January 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
let me take a moment to celebrate the maybe less appreciated but tremendously delicious ponzu sauce 👏🏽😋🤤
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the feminine urge to burn everything to the ground and start over in a spooky coastal town with a horrifying backstory.
January 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the feminine urge to burn everything to the ground and start over in a spooky coastal town with a horrifying backstory.
We finally(!!!) started season 2 of House of the Dragon and my husband was like “a little child murder to make up for the lack of boobs in the premiere, we are SO back!!” 😂
January 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
We finally(!!!) started season 2 of House of the Dragon and my husband was like “a little child murder to make up for the lack of boobs in the premiere, we are SO back!!” 😂
My absolute favorite part of a post-snow morning 
January 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My absolute favorite part of a post-snow morning 
The baby has been favoring her left hand recently for grabbing so I told my sister - one of the few lefties in our family - she may have some company on the same side of the table at family meals so elbows don’t bump 😂
January 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The baby has been favoring her left hand recently for grabbing so I told my sister - one of the few lefties in our family - she may have some company on the same side of the table at family meals so elbows don’t bump 😂
I’ve been explaining what I like to call “alligator brain” in babies to other people and it’s hilarious bc folks never realized that alligators are kinda dumb.
January 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I’ve been explaining what I like to call “alligator brain” in babies to other people and it’s hilarious bc folks never realized that alligators are kinda dumb.
Now that I’m done breastfeeding, I’m ready to welcome my Lord and Savior retinol back into my life 🙏🏽🛐
January 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Now that I’m done breastfeeding, I’m ready to welcome my Lord and Savior retinol back into my life 🙏🏽🛐
The baby decided to both start crawling and push herself from belly to seated position on the same day, so now I gotta lower the crib mattress 😅
January 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The baby decided to both start crawling and push herself from belly to seated position on the same day, so now I gotta lower the crib mattress 😅
we got the baby’s tongue tie released yesterday and she haaaaaates the stretches we have to do like 6x a day, so it’s gonna be a rough 3 weeks around here 😅🥴
January 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
we got the baby’s tongue tie released yesterday and she haaaaaates the stretches we have to do like 6x a day, so it’s gonna be a rough 3 weeks around here 😅🥴
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heartwarming: the worst people you know are fighting
Aetna is suing Pfizer, Novartis, and other drugmakers, saying the companies conspired to overcharge the insurer, consumers and the government for generic drugs.
The suit name-checks executives, including one who pled guilty to price-fixing in 2020.
www.fiercehealthcare.com/payers/aetna...
The suit name-checks executives, including one who pled guilty to price-fixing in 2020.
www.fiercehealthcare.com/payers/aetna...
Aetna sues drugmakers for widespread price-fixing and collusion
Aetna is taking legal action against Pfizer, Novartis, Teva Pharmaceuticals and others, saying the list of drugmakers conspired to overcharge the insurer, consumers and the federal government for g | ...
www.fiercehealthcare.com
January 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
heartwarming: the worst people you know are fighting
As much as I like putting my home back to baseline, it’s always kinda sad to pack up the holiday decorations at the beginning of a new year
January 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
As much as I like putting my home back to baseline, it’s always kinda sad to pack up the holiday decorations at the beginning of a new year
After using this to season the lamb chops I made on Christmas Ave, this is now an herbes de provence stan account!!!
January 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
After using this to season the lamb chops I made on Christmas Ave, this is now an herbes de provence stan account!!!
With the baby being both slobbery and boogery, every time I go to wipe her face I try to get both nose and mouth and my husband always shouts “CHLOROFORMED!!” whenever I do, and it always cracks me up 😂
January 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
With the baby being both slobbery and boogery, every time I go to wipe her face I try to get both nose and mouth and my husband always shouts “CHLOROFORMED!!” whenever I do, and it always cracks me up 😂
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Finding out you succulent to other animals will change how you think of yourself
January 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
😂😭
Doing a paint by sticker and playing Ticket To Ride on ‘advanced’ setting at the same time, both sides of his brain working overtime this afternoon lmao 🤣
January 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Doing a paint by sticker and playing Ticket To Ride on ‘advanced’ setting at the same time, both sides of his brain working overtime this afternoon lmao 🤣
Today is my mom’s birthday and this Sunday she’s leaving to Aruba with some friends for a week - may i be as lucky and genetically blessed as she has been at 70 years old! 😁💝
January 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Today is my mom’s birthday and this Sunday she’s leaving to Aruba with some friends for a week - may i be as lucky and genetically blessed as she has been at 70 years old! 😁💝
Remember when i said this morning it’s only been 3 days and 2025 is so over already? My 🩸 is back at 8mo pp 😭🥴
January 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Remember when i said this morning it’s only been 3 days and 2025 is so over already? My 🩸 is back at 8mo pp 😭🥴
i have a very small pimple at the lip line on my bottom lip, 2025 is so over 😫
January 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
i have a very small pimple at the lip line on my bottom lip, 2025 is so over 😫
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“We can begin a whole new year together,” said Frog. “We will skip through the meadows and run through the woods. In the evenings we will sit right here on this porch and count the stars.”
“You can count them,” said Toad. “I’m going back to bed.”
“You can count them,” said Toad. “I’m going back to bed.”
January 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“We can begin a whole new year together,” said Frog. “We will skip through the meadows and run through the woods. In the evenings we will sit right here on this porch and count the stars.”
“You can count them,” said Toad. “I’m going back to bed.”
“You can count them,” said Toad. “I’m going back to bed.”
The baby woke up at 4am and has been on/off fussy ever since, I swear to god I better see some teeth or a new skill or something within the week as a payoff bc BRUH 😵💫
January 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The baby woke up at 4am and has been on/off fussy ever since, I swear to god I better see some teeth or a new skill or something within the week as a payoff bc BRUH 😵💫