chaos robot 🤖
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flaws stitched together with good intentions 🤘🏽
The Valentines Day holy trinity 💝💓💖
February 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The Valentines Day holy trinity 💝💓💖
My absolute favorite part of a post-snow morning 
January 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My absolute favorite part of a post-snow morning 
The baby has been favoring her left hand recently for grabbing so I told my sister - one of the few lefties in our family - she may have some company on the same side of the table at family meals so elbows don’t bump 😂
January 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The baby has been favoring her left hand recently for grabbing so I told my sister - one of the few lefties in our family - she may have some company on the same side of the table at family meals so elbows don’t bump 😂
After using this to season the lamb chops I made on Christmas Ave, this is now an herbes de provence stan account!!!
January 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
After using this to season the lamb chops I made on Christmas Ave, this is now an herbes de provence stan account!!!
Doing a paint by sticker and playing Ticket To Ride on ‘advanced’ setting at the same time, both sides of his brain working overtime this afternoon lmao 🤣
January 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Doing a paint by sticker and playing Ticket To Ride on ‘advanced’ setting at the same time, both sides of his brain working overtime this afternoon lmao 🤣
Today is my mom’s birthday and this Sunday she’s leaving to Aruba with some friends for a week - may i be as lucky and genetically blessed as she has been at 70 years old! 😁💝
January 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Today is my mom’s birthday and this Sunday she’s leaving to Aruba with some friends for a week - may i be as lucky and genetically blessed as she has been at 70 years old! 😁💝
Happy 2025 to me 😌🍜
January 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Happy 2025 to me 😌🍜
Bodies are absolutely incredible 😅😬
January 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Bodies are absolutely incredible 😅😬
My SIL got the baby the Sleepytime book for christmas and of course it’s beautiful, but my biggest revelation is why I didn’t know the creator of Bluey was kinda…🫦🤭
December 28, 2024 at 4:55 PM
My SIL got the baby the Sleepytime book for christmas and of course it’s beautiful, but my biggest revelation is why I didn’t know the creator of Bluey was kinda…🫦🤭
Even the baby showed mild enthusiasm! We’ll take it! 🥰
December 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Even the baby showed mild enthusiasm! We’ll take it! 🥰
It was A Very Spidey Christmas overall, but Santa came through with Ironman and Black Panther so he’s close to having all the Avengers now too 😆
Happy Christmas yall! 🎄🎅🏽🎁
Happy Christmas yall! 🎄🎅🏽🎁
December 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
It was A Very Spidey Christmas overall, but Santa came through with Ironman and Black Panther so he’s close to having all the Avengers now too 😆
Happy Christmas yall! 🎄🎅🏽🎁
Happy Christmas yall! 🎄🎅🏽🎁
good luck to all the Santa’s out there trying to get the perfect “one bite” out of that cookie to keep the magic alive 🥰🎅🏽🎄🎁🍪
December 25, 2024 at 1:17 AM
good luck to all the Santa’s out there trying to get the perfect “one bite” out of that cookie to keep the magic alive 🥰🎅🏽🎄🎁🍪
Tonight was our night to kick off the next 3 days of Christmas celebrations, and I made mini beef Wellingtons among some other apps, baked lamp chops, roasted potatoes, and prosciutto wrapped asparagus for dinner 🤤🎄
December 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Tonight was our night to kick off the next 3 days of Christmas celebrations, and I made mini beef Wellingtons among some other apps, baked lamp chops, roasted potatoes, and prosciutto wrapped asparagus for dinner 🤤🎄
oh these targeted ads are ON POINT like who gonna buy these for me?!?!? 😂🥖🧈
December 23, 2024 at 12:23 AM
oh these targeted ads are ON POINT like who gonna buy these for me?!?!? 😂🥖🧈
As a fake tree apologist, this one maybe has 1 or 2 more Christmases left in it before a decision will have to be made lol
December 22, 2024 at 7:50 PM
As a fake tree apologist, this one maybe has 1 or 2 more Christmases left in it before a decision will have to be made lol
bitch i'm screaming the YAMDALORIAN pleassssseeeeee 🤣😂🤣😂
December 20, 2024 at 8:12 PM
bitch i'm screaming the YAMDALORIAN pleassssseeeeee 🤣😂🤣😂
it’s panettone szn baybeeeeee 😆
December 16, 2024 at 7:11 PM
it’s panettone szn baybeeeeee 😆
Nobody tell him about cookieless future!!!!! 😂😭🎅🏽
December 8, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Nobody tell him about cookieless future!!!!! 😂😭🎅🏽
At the 7.5mo mark, I believe my pumping journey will be coming to an end soon. I pump 3x a day right now and in the coming weeks I’ll slowly drop each of those sessions, but wow am I proud of myself and this freezerfull that should take my baby through her 1st birthday 🥰🐮🤱🏻
December 7, 2024 at 7:09 PM
At the 7.5mo mark, I believe my pumping journey will be coming to an end soon. I pump 3x a day right now and in the coming weeks I’ll slowly drop each of those sessions, but wow am I proud of myself and this freezerfull that should take my baby through her 1st birthday 🥰🐮🤱🏻
It’s homemade cheddar bay biscuit testing szn!!!! 🤤😋
December 7, 2024 at 5:11 PM
It’s homemade cheddar bay biscuit testing szn!!!! 🤤😋
There is a digital white elephant ($30 max) at my new company in 2 weeks so I just ordered this as my contribution - this is a fun gift for anyone, right?
December 5, 2024 at 12:57 AM
There is a digital white elephant ($30 max) at my new company in 2 weeks so I just ordered this as my contribution - this is a fun gift for anyone, right?
Now that’s what i call range!!! 👏🏽😆
Also lmaoo the Phil Collins sneak on top artists because of the Tarzan soundtrack when my kid is in the car 😂😂
Also lmaoo the Phil Collins sneak on top artists because of the Tarzan soundtrack when my kid is in the car 😂😂
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Now that’s what i call range!!! 👏🏽😆
Also lmaoo the Phil Collins sneak on top artists because of the Tarzan soundtrack when my kid is in the car 😂😂
Also lmaoo the Phil Collins sneak on top artists because of the Tarzan soundtrack when my kid is in the car 😂😂
And so begins what will be the gradual process of christmasifying the house over the next week 🎅🏽🎄🎁✨
December 1, 2024 at 5:48 PM
And so begins what will be the gradual process of christmasifying the house over the next week 🎅🏽🎄🎁✨