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chaos robot 🤖
@deestiv.bsky.social
flaws stitched together with good intentions 🤘🏽
Literally nobody is touching Stove Top stuffing for me, it has no peers!!
February 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
In the last 4 years or so I reconnected with one of those boys bc we worked at the same place and while we're no longer colleagues, it's been really nice to still chat occasionally since our kids are similar ages. He even knitted blankets for my daughters when they were born and send them to me!
January 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I only know of one person who is a product of "birth tourism" and to your point her family was extremely wealthy and influential in Nigerian politics. Your average person is not doing this lol
January 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My sister and one other cousin are the only lefties in our family. She married a leftie and now my niece is a lefty too lol
January 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It’s awful and I feel terrible, but thank god 3 seconds later she’s already moved on 😂
January 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
So yeah, babies have alligator brain and thank goodness for that or else I’d feel like shit about having to do these lip/tongue stretches bc of how much she hates them 😅
January 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Very sweet right? Yes, but only for the first group of babies the adult brings over, because by the time she returns back for the others, she’s forgotten they are HER babies and eats them thinking they are interlopers 🥲
January 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Alligator brain” is the quickness in which babies forget things and shift emotions. I call it that because when I was on a fan boat tour in NOLA, the guide told us about how gators are extremely territorial in the swamp, so when they have babies, they move them to a safer area
January 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
She was a month earlier than Jack with this, I was unprepared lol
January 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Yeah I mean it’s not recommended, but there also isn’t a ton of studies about it so I just stopped using the night cream when I found out I was pregnant. I’m glad to be back now though lol
January 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
As a short person who had c sections, I couldn’t have survived the early months if I did that 😂😭
January 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
yeah starting solids was the reason why i decided to get the release - she handles purees fine but was gagging a ton on other solids and it was stressing me out. she had a class 2 posterior tie, so hopefully this will help!
January 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM