@deer-park.bsky.social
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Auteur horror director: heh, we decided against naming them "zombies" because there's a lot of nuance to how the infected act, they're not just brain eaters, we have a vision here,
Regular horror director: I called your mom a vampire cuz she suck me good and hard thru my jorts
Regular horror director: I called your mom a vampire cuz she suck me good and hard thru my jorts
July 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Auteur horror director: heh, we decided against naming them "zombies" because there's a lot of nuance to how the infected act, they're not just brain eaters, we have a vision here,
Regular horror director: I called your mom a vampire cuz she suck me good and hard thru my jorts
Regular horror director: I called your mom a vampire cuz she suck me good and hard thru my jorts
I kind of want to read public domain short stories out loud on tiktok
July 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I kind of want to read public domain short stories out loud on tiktok
Dating app: what's something interesting about yourself?
"I never really learned to read"
"I never really learned to read"
July 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Dating app: what's something interesting about yourself?
"I never really learned to read"
"I never really learned to read"
Somebody talk me down from crashing out on these kids at Panda Express for getting my order wrong
June 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Somebody talk me down from crashing out on these kids at Panda Express for getting my order wrong
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those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
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i can’t wait until elon musk and donald trump start fighting lol
February 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
i can’t wait until elon musk and donald trump start fighting lol
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Singing this to the tune of Neutral Milk Hotel's "Two Headed Boy"
May 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Singing this to the tune of Neutral Milk Hotel's "Two Headed Boy"
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Asexual partner in the nonbinary polycule named Dishes
April 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Asexual partner in the nonbinary polycule named Dishes
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To everyone expatriating from America; please do me one big solid before you go. Find some old white guy wearing one of those “if this flag offends you, I’ll help you pack” shirts and demand he make good on his offer.
Thank you.
Thank you.
March 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
To everyone expatriating from America; please do me one big solid before you go. Find some old white guy wearing one of those “if this flag offends you, I’ll help you pack” shirts and demand he make good on his offer.
Thank you.
Thank you.
They did wrath on a grapes???
February 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
They did wrath on a grapes???
I've noticed that this guy makes non sequiturs like, "if I can live off Papa John's for a week, people can figure out how to survive without food stamps..."
"...if American democracy can survive 10 years of Greta Thunberg scolding you guys can survive a few months of Elon Musk," VP Vance tells the Munich Security Group.
February 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I've noticed that this guy makes non sequiturs like, "if I can live off Papa John's for a week, people can figure out how to survive without food stamps..."
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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
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Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
Let's take a moment to memorialize the Grape who sacrificed their body for science
January 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Let's take a moment to memorialize the Grape who sacrificed their body for science
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what if god said bite this onions
January 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
what if god said bite this onions
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It’s not over (pain and suffering) but also it’s not over (will to live, hope, and perseverance)
January 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It’s not over (pain and suffering) but also it’s not over (will to live, hope, and perseverance)
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How it’s felt on butterfly app until today.
Glad to see some peeps on here
Glad to see some peeps on here
January 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
How it’s felt on butterfly app until today.
Glad to see some peeps on here
Glad to see some peeps on here
Using AI to translate all my outgoing texts and emails into middle English henceforth
December 13, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Using AI to translate all my outgoing texts and emails into middle English henceforth
The old parable about the fingerboarder making his own tiny ramps because he's good with his hands
December 9, 2024 at 11:51 PM
The old parable about the fingerboarder making his own tiny ramps because he's good with his hands
Boy Genius Reunite Under New Moniker
'Young Sheldon'
'Young Sheldon'
December 9, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Boy Genius Reunite Under New Moniker
'Young Sheldon'
'Young Sheldon'
Call it 'Say Less'
Idea: an app where you can edit other people's posts
December 9, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Call it 'Say Less'
Is wearing thrifted old cycling and running race shirts stolen valor
December 9, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Is wearing thrifted old cycling and running race shirts stolen valor