Deep Doughbeast
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I pretend to be a friendly Dad-monster on the Internets. 40's, Male, Might be the world's horniest Asexual. Adult content and discussion possible. Minors DNI, I'm over double your age!
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I got one of these for folks who may be too shy to ask questions or make comments here. If I get questions here, I'll endeavor to answer them.
As always, the answer to questions of "How Big/How Much" is simply "More than you".
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As always, the answer to questions of "How Big/How Much" is simply "More than you".
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That character I was gushing about is practically finished, I just need to complete his spell list (arguably the worst part of this, to me).
I can't even play this guy right now or even soon but I am so enamored of him. Every choice makes me come up with more lore!
I can't even play this guy right now or even soon but I am so enamored of him. Every choice makes me come up with more lore!
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
That character I was gushing about is practically finished, I just need to complete his spell list (arguably the worst part of this, to me).
I can't even play this guy right now or even soon but I am so enamored of him. Every choice makes me come up with more lore!
I can't even play this guy right now or even soon but I am so enamored of him. Every choice makes me come up with more lore!
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aggron big beefy ass ong
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
aggron big beefy ass ong
I usually hate getting a D&D Character Sheet together. Always fears of misadding, forgetting important features, etc.
And yet...I'm thinking of making TWO side by side to see if an idea I have works better as Inquisitor Rogue or College of Lore Bard.
The things I do for my blorbos, man...
And yet...I'm thinking of making TWO side by side to see if an idea I have works better as Inquisitor Rogue or College of Lore Bard.
The things I do for my blorbos, man...
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I usually hate getting a D&D Character Sheet together. Always fears of misadding, forgetting important features, etc.
And yet...I'm thinking of making TWO side by side to see if an idea I have works better as Inquisitor Rogue or College of Lore Bard.
The things I do for my blorbos, man...
And yet...I'm thinking of making TWO side by side to see if an idea I have works better as Inquisitor Rogue or College of Lore Bard.
The things I do for my blorbos, man...
I am similarly guilty.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I am similarly guilty.
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WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance
ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance
ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
Thank you for reminding me of my annual warning.
Don't support. But also don't harass kettle workers. They're mostly clueless, seeing it as a low-impact way to volunteer. You achieve nothing by stressing them out. Just keep your distance.
Don't support. But also don't harass kettle workers. They're mostly clueless, seeing it as a low-impact way to volunteer. You achieve nothing by stressing them out. Just keep your distance.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Thank you for reminding me of my annual warning.
Don't support. But also don't harass kettle workers. They're mostly clueless, seeing it as a low-impact way to volunteer. You achieve nothing by stressing them out. Just keep your distance.
Don't support. But also don't harass kettle workers. They're mostly clueless, seeing it as a low-impact way to volunteer. You achieve nothing by stressing them out. Just keep your distance.
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Since everything is getting HD remasters these days, what’s it gonna take for Capcom to remember these games
October 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Since everything is getting HD remasters these days, what’s it gonna take for Capcom to remember these games
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A classic
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
A classic
I appear to be one busy Beast.
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I appear to be one busy Beast.
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POV: You have just arrived at the retro fighting game local.
February 19, 2024 at 10:15 PM
POV: You have just arrived at the retro fighting game local.
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F-ZERO GX is one of the greatest games because it has 40 playable characters that aside from around 5 or 6 of them nobody has ever really thought that much about, and gives all of them voice acted interviews and their own theme song and short film. this game Loves guys like "Octo Man" and "Billy"
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
F-ZERO GX is one of the greatest games because it has 40 playable characters that aside from around 5 or 6 of them nobody has ever really thought that much about, and gives all of them voice acted interviews and their own theme song and short film. this game Loves guys like "Octo Man" and "Billy"
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
My Symptoms have seriously lessened, but not left. My coughing fits are rare but SOUND awful, making people joke about me dying.
Now I know where the phrase "Sick and Tired" comes from. I'm more BORED of this whole thing than I am ill or uncomfortable. Party's over, bug! Go the hell home!
Now I know where the phrase "Sick and Tired" comes from. I'm more BORED of this whole thing than I am ill or uncomfortable. Party's over, bug! Go the hell home!
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My Symptoms have seriously lessened, but not left. My coughing fits are rare but SOUND awful, making people joke about me dying.
Now I know where the phrase "Sick and Tired" comes from. I'm more BORED of this whole thing than I am ill or uncomfortable. Party's over, bug! Go the hell home!
Now I know where the phrase "Sick and Tired" comes from. I'm more BORED of this whole thing than I am ill or uncomfortable. Party's over, bug! Go the hell home!
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Di-di-di-Digimon are the champions 💪👑
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Di-di-di-Digimon are the champions 💪👑
Let's forbid businessmen from running for gov't for a few cycles.
Give me a teacher's thoughts on defense spending, a nurse's on the arts, a scientist's about veterans' affairs, and an artist's on healthcare.
Rather than a businessman's thoughts on every damn thing.
See if we want 'em back after.
Give me a teacher's thoughts on defense spending, a nurse's on the arts, a scientist's about veterans' affairs, and an artist's on healthcare.
Rather than a businessman's thoughts on every damn thing.
See if we want 'em back after.
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Let's forbid businessmen from running for gov't for a few cycles.
Give me a teacher's thoughts on defense spending, a nurse's on the arts, a scientist's about veterans' affairs, and an artist's on healthcare.
Rather than a businessman's thoughts on every damn thing.
See if we want 'em back after.
Give me a teacher's thoughts on defense spending, a nurse's on the arts, a scientist's about veterans' affairs, and an artist's on healthcare.
Rather than a businessman's thoughts on every damn thing.
See if we want 'em back after.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
I know it's not my place to say as a non-american...but you folks need to bring back ostracism. These people who failed you today need to become Persona Non Grata. In their party, at their jobs, in line at the grocery store. Forget violence, active failing to give a shit about them.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I know it's not my place to say as a non-american...but you folks need to bring back ostracism. These people who failed you today need to become Persona Non Grata. In their party, at their jobs, in line at the grocery store. Forget violence, active failing to give a shit about them.
Did you know your sinuses have a point where they can affect your ears? And that congestion can settle there, leading to a fullness in your ears, muted hearing, dizziness from affected balance, pressure, and even pain?
Don't ask how I found out. You know.
This is the most resilient cold I've had.
Don't ask how I found out. You know.
This is the most resilient cold I've had.
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Did you know your sinuses have a point where they can affect your ears? And that congestion can settle there, leading to a fullness in your ears, muted hearing, dizziness from affected balance, pressure, and even pain?
Don't ask how I found out. You know.
This is the most resilient cold I've had.
Don't ask how I found out. You know.
This is the most resilient cold I've had.
I love how Z-A seems to have a soft spot for Trubbish. One mission could easily have been "chase these Trubbish away from my cafe". Instead the lady is FLATTERED they love her leftovers and makes a plan to just lead them safely away.
Now this.
How can you dislike 'em?
youtube.com/shorts/KVkX3...
Now this.
How can you dislike 'em?
youtube.com/shorts/KVkX3...
Trubbish are actually kinda cute tho. #pokemon
YouTube video by Infectedshmoop
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November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I love how Z-A seems to have a soft spot for Trubbish. One mission could easily have been "chase these Trubbish away from my cafe". Instead the lady is FLATTERED they love her leftovers and makes a plan to just lead them safely away.
Now this.
How can you dislike 'em?
youtube.com/shorts/KVkX3...
Now this.
How can you dislike 'em?
youtube.com/shorts/KVkX3...
I can't get over the idea of Nemona & Jacinthe meeting, getting on like a house on fire, right up until J mentions what she's done to get the battles she wants. Then Nemona just...stffly sets her napkin on the table, pays her half, and leaves. MAYBE expressing her disgust on the way out, but calmly.
Wealthy, uncaring of status VS Wealthy, fixated on status
Battle Hungry, Can be reasoned with VS Battle Hungry, Purposefully Oblivious
Waits for her chance VS Pressures, threatens and obstructs
Supportive of Rivals VS Complementary only to promote herself/her desires
Jacinthe is "Evil" Nemona.
Battle Hungry, Can be reasoned with VS Battle Hungry, Purposefully Oblivious
Waits for her chance VS Pressures, threatens and obstructs
Supportive of Rivals VS Complementary only to promote herself/her desires
Jacinthe is "Evil" Nemona.
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I can't get over the idea of Nemona & Jacinthe meeting, getting on like a house on fire, right up until J mentions what she's done to get the battles she wants. Then Nemona just...stffly sets her napkin on the table, pays her half, and leaves. MAYBE expressing her disgust on the way out, but calmly.
"I am the love child of the Unstoppable Force and the Immovble Object."
~ Potential boast for Deep born of a discussion I had this morning.
Need to find a way to use it...
~ Potential boast for Deep born of a discussion I had this morning.
Need to find a way to use it...
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"I am the love child of the Unstoppable Force and the Immovble Object."
~ Potential boast for Deep born of a discussion I had this morning.
Need to find a way to use it...
~ Potential boast for Deep born of a discussion I had this morning.
Need to find a way to use it...
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Quick doodle for my pal Deep who's a bit under the weather. Nice steamy bath so soak out the sickness! Might not be much water left in that tub though...
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Quick doodle for my pal Deep who's a bit under the weather. Nice steamy bath so soak out the sickness! Might not be much water left in that tub though...
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.