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Deep Doughbeast
@deepdoughbeast.bsky.social
I pretend to be a friendly Dad-monster on the Internets. 40's, Male, Might be the world's horniest Asexual. Adult content and discussion possible. Minors DNI, I'm over double your age!
For example, by sheer chance his most common damage type through spells is Thunder...I imagine it as his echolocation weaponized, and my DMs are all incredibly pro-reflavouring. And his design in my head is fucking adorable...my cute little unintentional terror...
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Hard to explain them in a Skywrite.

Batfolk son of an actual vampire (happily adopted). Noble/Genius without being the insufferable versions. Skilled at Skills. In love with knowledge. Falls into adventuring seemingly by accident/mistake as he "leaves the nest" to go to college.

Just a framework.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Bulky(ier) werehog
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I'm not going to publicly yell at a senior in a wheelchair, there's no way on God's green earth I'm coming out ahead in that scene.
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
www.furaffinity.net/view/20724066/ Ask and ye shall receive. We take no responsibility for the consequences of accepting.
Deep The Fatass Monster by Deep Doughbeast
Proportion? Who gives a flying Fat about that?. . I'm so warm and invincibly soft...if you could do this too you would, don't ...
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November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
LONG ago, I used to be Shade. That...went poorly. Every other Shade was an edgelord.

Don't start me on the Pokemon Alt, Shade Silverwing...NO, I hadn't heard of the book series with the bats, leave me alone!
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
That's what "open link in new tab" is for.

*Hides browser from view*
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My personal pet peeve is games that require you to be online the first time you boot them up in order to play it. I hate discovering that in places without the net, which is exactly why I packed the deck in the first place, for entertainment offline.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If the number is suspicious, answer, do not say hello. 90% of the time they'll hang up without connecting you if they don't hear a person on the line.
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I think we're good to try more than 2 out of 450.
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM