Deep Doughbeast
@deepdoughbeast.bsky.social
I pretend to be a friendly Dad-monster on the Internets. 40's, Male, Might be the world's horniest Asexual. Adult content and discussion possible. Minors DNI, I'm over double your age!
I am similarly guilty.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I am similarly guilty.
I appear to be one busy Beast.
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I appear to be one busy Beast.
I swear Nintendo's idea of alpha sized is just my idea of how they should be normally.
I should have to reach up to scratch my boys under the chin by default, not just as alphas.
I should have to reach up to scratch my boys under the chin by default, not just as alphas.
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I swear Nintendo's idea of alpha sized is just my idea of how they should be normally.
I should have to reach up to scratch my boys under the chin by default, not just as alphas.
I should have to reach up to scratch my boys under the chin by default, not just as alphas.
I know I say this every year, but one of the big advantages of my job is that I still get to experience Scholastic Book Fairs. The books of course are not for me, but there are still things there I can enjoy, and I get to support my school this way.
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I know I say this every year, but one of the big advantages of my job is that I still get to experience Scholastic Book Fairs. The books of course are not for me, but there are still things there I can enjoy, and I get to support my school this way.
I'm not getting old. I can still Meme!
October 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm not getting old. I can still Meme!
I hate when this sort of thing happens in my word games. It just feels like a middle finger.
October 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I hate when this sort of thing happens in my word games. It just feels like a middle finger.
Gross, gross, gross, there's a cybertruck in my school's parking lot.
You don't understand just how bad this is.
I'm security.
If someone were to try to vandalize that thing, ny the nature of my job, ~I would have to protect it~.
You don't understand just how bad this is.
I'm security.
If someone were to try to vandalize that thing, ny the nature of my job, ~I would have to protect it~.
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Gross, gross, gross, there's a cybertruck in my school's parking lot.
You don't understand just how bad this is.
I'm security.
If someone were to try to vandalize that thing, ny the nature of my job, ~I would have to protect it~.
You don't understand just how bad this is.
I'm security.
If someone were to try to vandalize that thing, ny the nature of my job, ~I would have to protect it~.
Oof. *Sharp intake of breath* Awkward...
October 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Oof. *Sharp intake of breath* Awkward...
Asking questions best left alone
October 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Asking questions best left alone
Asking the real questions
October 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Asking the real questions
Got a very early birthday present from my family while we were all together for Thanksgiving. I even got to feel accomplished and built it myself.
Anyhow, the folding table is no more! Rate my setup!
Anyhow, the folding table is no more! Rate my setup!
October 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Got a very early birthday present from my family while we were all together for Thanksgiving. I even got to feel accomplished and built it myself.
Anyhow, the folding table is no more! Rate my setup!
Anyhow, the folding table is no more! Rate my setup!
If you see this, share your massive Sona's pecs.
Plump or powerful, I always pack a primo pair!
Plump or powerful, I always pack a primo pair!
October 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If you see this, share your massive Sona's pecs.
Plump or powerful, I always pack a primo pair!
Plump or powerful, I always pack a primo pair!
My brain can be a real sh*tshow sometimes.
October 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
My brain can be a real sh*tshow sometimes.
Four RPGs to get to know me.
Yeah, I was clearly raised by a particular era.
Yeah, I was clearly raised by a particular era.
October 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Four RPGs to get to know me.
Yeah, I was clearly raised by a particular era.
Yeah, I was clearly raised by a particular era.
"Deep, you're scared of spiders and you hate horror movies, I'm convinced you don't like Halloween at all!"
We'll screw you, we all spoopy how we want to spoopy! The only wrong way to do it is not to.
We'll screw you, we all spoopy how we want to spoopy! The only wrong way to do it is not to.
October 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Deep, you're scared of spiders and you hate horror movies, I'm convinced you don't like Halloween at all!"
We'll screw you, we all spoopy how we want to spoopy! The only wrong way to do it is not to.
We'll screw you, we all spoopy how we want to spoopy! The only wrong way to do it is not to.
The Terminally Cynical: Why should corporations care about environmental issues at all?
Me, not an intellectual, just a smartass:
Me, not an intellectual, just a smartass:
September 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The Terminally Cynical: Why should corporations care about environmental issues at all?
Me, not an intellectual, just a smartass:
Me, not an intellectual, just a smartass:
Does this make me an important fur now?
September 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Does this make me an important fur now?
On the left, Yours Truly looking decent. On the right, the day security guy looking good.
And in the middle, my direct supervisor, showing you what you'd get if you asked Stanley Kubrick to direct The Lorax.
And in the middle, my direct supervisor, showing you what you'd get if you asked Stanley Kubrick to direct The Lorax.
September 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
On the left, Yours Truly looking decent. On the right, the day security guy looking good.
And in the middle, my direct supervisor, showing you what you'd get if you asked Stanley Kubrick to direct The Lorax.
And in the middle, my direct supervisor, showing you what you'd get if you asked Stanley Kubrick to direct The Lorax.
MY BOY HAS BECOME A MAN
September 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
MY BOY HAS BECOME A MAN
What flavor is your sona?
Seriously, folks. I'm not LITERAL dough. Stop trying to taste me! I do this on purpose!
Seriously, folks. I'm not LITERAL dough. Stop trying to taste me! I do this on purpose!
September 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
What flavor is your sona?
Seriously, folks. I'm not LITERAL dough. Stop trying to taste me! I do this on purpose!
Seriously, folks. I'm not LITERAL dough. Stop trying to taste me! I do this on purpose!
Y'all know the drill, folks. Keep this on hand for when the you-know-whos get upset we aren't upset an asshole died.
September 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Y'all know the drill, folks. Keep this on hand for when the you-know-whos get upset we aren't upset an asshole died.
Is it weird I will sometimes "See" myself as the image on the left, still, when over the years I've become the one on the right?
Gotta remember the kind of Beast people are talking to when they interact with me, and act like it!
Gotta remember the kind of Beast people are talking to when they interact with me, and act like it!
September 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Is it weird I will sometimes "See" myself as the image on the left, still, when over the years I've become the one on the right?
Gotta remember the kind of Beast people are talking to when they interact with me, and act like it!
Gotta remember the kind of Beast people are talking to when they interact with me, and act like it!
One step ahead.
September 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
One step ahead.