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Relatable

Morning.

This idiot keeps bragging about the 20 hostages being released in another country while he's kidnapping thousands of people a day here in America.

Fuck him and the fascism he rode in on.

Proposal: bars should play Shrek instead of sports

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

Me: I'm turning over a new leaf - no more road rage.
Me ten minutes later: *points across my car at a driver who honked at me, making eye contact and flipping them off*

I would like the use of "vanilla" in corporate America as a substitute for basic to stop.

When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

Sneak peak inside day one of the conclave

Had an apartment I applied for request name/photo of my ESA. Needless to say, he stands on business.

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

To counter all my doom scrolling, I am reviewing my folder of pictures of Doctor Z, a perfect idiot baby.