Dave
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Dave
@dece.bsky.social
baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
regulate the militia. ban guns.
September 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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if Trump were actively trying to impoverish and deskill the united states for the sake of our competitors, what would he be doing differently?
July 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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A big reason Dems don't control the House right now—and this murderous spending bill is possible—is Andrew Cuomo, who fucked New York's congressional redistricting as governor and helped lose us seats in Congress.

www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/06...
July 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Might start a novelty account dedicated to SUVs parking in the compact spots at Whole Foods
June 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.
June 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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The DOGE mindset, perfectly encapsulated in one tweet. Destroy incredible public assets for a short term sugar high that would not come remotely close to ending the national debt
May 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Democrats need their own Rogan Josh, imagine a delicious aromatic curry dish that everyone associated with the Democratic Party. Voters probably couldn’t get enough.
November 7, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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they are marketing revenge porn machines to children on TikTok and everyone wants to talk about less water than is spent on alfalfa in arizona
my kingdom for the undress your high school crush apps to get even 10% of the commentary as arguments about how they’re draining the aquifers
April 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
currently riding in a waymo that just got honked at by another waymo. crazy.
April 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I'm sure there will be many other justifications offered, in rapid succession. But it's wild to be heading into a self-induced recession behind more or less this reasoning.
April 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I can’t believe how fucking stupid everything is
April 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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it genuinely makes me sad that elon musk is intentionally bringing dozens of children into this world to only torment them and their mothers, using them as a political tool if possible. it’s wild this isn’t even the most evil aspect of elon musk
Ashley St. Clair, Elon Musk's 4th baby mama, is selling her Tesla:

"I need to make up for the 60% cut that Elon made to our son's child support."

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March 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
just realized that since turning off twitter in november i don’t think i’ve ever once had to think about “tim pool” :)
March 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
elon musk is a dumb guy's idea of a smart guy
March 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Massive encroachment by Bezos into The Washington Post’s opinion section - makes clear dissenting views will not be published

I still have not felt encroachment on my journalism on the news side, but if Bezos tries interfering with the news side I will be quitting immediately and letting you know
February 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Few things as undignified as getting honked at by a waymo
February 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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does anyone want to start a business where we use cryptocurrency to commit fraud
November 6, 2024 at 6:32 AM
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Listening to Mr. Trump's veneers rattle around in his mouth like dice in a Yahtzee shaker as he says "and maybe even quite frankly more than that, even perhaps the most" while Elon Musk makes heavy Beavis sounds into the mic. This is the future I want to live in. Ten more years of this shit please.
August 13, 2024 at 3:50 AM