alison
@decafdyke.bsky.social
22, she/they, horrendously gay. free 🍉
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she a trans coder so i call her handbrake
December 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
she a trans coder so i call her handbrake
two fingers in ur mom like
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
two fingers in ur mom like
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence (1983)
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence (1983)
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who up jackin they beanstalk rn
December 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
who up jackin they beanstalk rn
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
there is no good reason for a white heathcliff. one of the most appalling, brazenly unjustifiable decisions in modern cinema
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
there is no good reason for a white heathcliff. one of the most appalling, brazenly unjustifiable decisions in modern cinema
hate when you search up a word to see the definition and instead you find out it's the name of a cryptocurrency or a logistics app or some shit
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
hate when you search up a word to see the definition and instead you find out it's the name of a cryptocurrency or a logistics app or some shit
currently psyching myself out with the thought that if someone says they're a bad liar and they sound convincing that could mean that they're a good liar and are just getting ahead of the fact
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
currently psyching myself out with the thought that if someone says they're a bad liar and they sound convincing that could mean that they're a good liar and are just getting ahead of the fact
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tony soprano: [looks up from jukebox]
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
tony soprano: [looks up from jukebox]
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
no fucking shit
More than 40 percent of 18- to 29-year-olds surveyed last month said they are struggling or just getting by, and one-quarter believe they’ll be worse off financially than their parents, according to a new poll from Harvard.
Gen Z is deeply concerned about the future — and politicians’ ability to fix it
The latest Harvard Youth Poll found that few young Americans feel the country is heading in the right direction, with AI driving fears about job security.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
no fucking shit
travis kelce is to the chiefs what biden was to the 2024 election
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
travis kelce is to the chiefs what biden was to the 2024 election
JUST CATCH A FUCKING PASS HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING PAID FOR
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
JUST CATCH A FUCKING PASS HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING PAID FOR
fire matt nagy kthxbye
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
fire matt nagy kthxbye
there is some Supreme flaggotry running amok this chiefs game gd
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
there is some Supreme flaggotry running amok this chiefs game gd
america is gas station roller dogs & diet mountain dew for breakfast and listening to eurotrance in your car
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
america is gas station roller dogs & diet mountain dew for breakfast and listening to eurotrance in your car
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When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
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October 25, 2023 at 2:50 AM
john peel died on my first birthday. sometimes i remember it's still possible for me to feel young
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
john peel died on my first birthday. sometimes i remember it's still possible for me to feel young