alison
@decafdyke.bsky.social
22, she/they, horrendously gay. free 🍉
https://linktr.ee/redbulldyke
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love coming up with the most insane cover ideas i can think of. like wouldn't a mclusky cover of "drive my car" go hard as fuck
January 24, 2026 at 2:59 AM
love coming up with the most insane cover ideas i can think of. like wouldn't a mclusky cover of "drive my car" go hard as fuck
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Why Did My Wife Get Creampied? Reina Hasumi
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Why Did My Wife Get Creampied? Reina Hasumi
edging joker be like "all it takes is one bad stroke"
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 AM
edging joker be like "all it takes is one bad stroke"
few things in this world are more completely fucking infuriating to me than seeing supposedly feminist progressives casually accept known rapists back into the fold For The Content
January 21, 2026 at 7:40 AM
few things in this world are more completely fucking infuriating to me than seeing supposedly feminist progressives casually accept known rapists back into the fold For The Content
just found out KGB doesn't stand for Kuth Gader Binsburg
January 20, 2026 at 11:04 PM
just found out KGB doesn't stand for Kuth Gader Binsburg
me when imogen heap uses the human voice as an instrument: awww, you're sweet!
me when björk uses the human voice as an instrument: hello, human resources?!
me when björk uses the human voice as an instrument: hello, human resources?!
January 12, 2026 at 10:19 AM
me when imogen heap uses the human voice as an instrument: awww, you're sweet!
me when björk uses the human voice as an instrument: hello, human resources?!
me when björk uses the human voice as an instrument: hello, human resources?!
(flashing lights warning)
January 10, 2026 at 8:58 AM
(flashing lights warning)
autistic hitman who only uses a silencer because he has sensory issues with noise
January 8, 2026 at 4:59 AM
autistic hitman who only uses a silencer because he has sensory issues with noise
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tom homan is a BITCH
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
tom homan is a BITCH
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Conner4Real will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Conner4Real will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
this better be sabrina carpenter's next album cover
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
this better be sabrina carpenter's next album cover
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
she a trans coder so i call her handbrake
December 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
she a trans coder so i call her handbrake
two fingers in ur mom like
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
two fingers in ur mom like
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence (1983)
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence (1983)
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who up jackin they beanstalk rn
December 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
who up jackin they beanstalk rn
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
there is no good reason for a white heathcliff. one of the most appalling, brazenly unjustifiable decisions in modern cinema
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
there is no good reason for a white heathcliff. one of the most appalling, brazenly unjustifiable decisions in modern cinema
hate when you search up a word to see the definition and instead you find out it's the name of a cryptocurrency or a logistics app or some shit
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
hate when you search up a word to see the definition and instead you find out it's the name of a cryptocurrency or a logistics app or some shit