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Elle woods, just trying to survive a dystopian hellscape.
Elliott: "You hurted my feelings. They are very hurting."
Me: "I'm sorry-what did I do?"
Elliott: "You wipe my butt."
Well...at least he used his feeling words.
Me: "I'm sorry-what did I do?"
Elliott: "You wipe my butt."
Well...at least he used his feeling words.
January 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Elliott: "You hurted my feelings. They are very hurting."
Me: "I'm sorry-what did I do?"
Elliott: "You wipe my butt."
Well...at least he used his feeling words.
Me: "I'm sorry-what did I do?"
Elliott: "You wipe my butt."
Well...at least he used his feeling words.
The disconnect required to praise Ashli Babbitt while pretending Nicole Good instigated her death needs to be intensively psychologically studied.
Absolute most batshit thing I’ve ever seen.
Absolute most batshit thing I’ve ever seen.
January 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The disconnect required to praise Ashli Babbitt while pretending Nicole Good instigated her death needs to be intensively psychologically studied.
Absolute most batshit thing I’ve ever seen.
Absolute most batshit thing I’ve ever seen.
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El and I are still alive, just needed a break.
Poor bub has surgery January 16th to remove his tonsils and adenoids and a myringotomy, as well. I am very nervous.
Poor bub has surgery January 16th to remove his tonsils and adenoids and a myringotomy, as well. I am very nervous.
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
El and I are still alive, just needed a break.
Poor bub has surgery January 16th to remove his tonsils and adenoids and a myringotomy, as well. I am very nervous.
Poor bub has surgery January 16th to remove his tonsils and adenoids and a myringotomy, as well. I am very nervous.
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"Watson was also famously insulting and arrogant as a professor at Harvard, even for a professor at Harvard."
I wrote this 11 years ago and had forgotten the details of just how awful he was. He was awful.
I wrote this 11 years ago and had forgotten the details of just how awful he was. He was awful.
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"Watson was also famously insulting and arrogant as a professor at Harvard, even for a professor at Harvard."
I wrote this 11 years ago and had forgotten the details of just how awful he was. He was awful.
I wrote this 11 years ago and had forgotten the details of just how awful he was. He was awful.
Elliott’s daycare closed early due to staffing.
He’s one of few non-native Spanish speakers there and I’ve been wondering how many workers are afraid to step out their door in the morning for fear of being profiled and just…disappearing.
He’s one of few non-native Spanish speakers there and I’ve been wondering how many workers are afraid to step out their door in the morning for fear of being profiled and just…disappearing.
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Elliott’s daycare closed early due to staffing.
He’s one of few non-native Spanish speakers there and I’ve been wondering how many workers are afraid to step out their door in the morning for fear of being profiled and just…disappearing.
He’s one of few non-native Spanish speakers there and I’ve been wondering how many workers are afraid to step out their door in the morning for fear of being profiled and just…disappearing.
White Christian Nationalists spamming feeds with "Never forget" with Mamdani's face superimposed over the twin towers are so genuinely unhinged.
Can you IMAGINE if we said white Christians couldn't serve on the PTA bc WCNs are statistically more likely to be terrorists?
Can you IMAGINE if we said white Christians couldn't serve on the PTA bc WCNs are statistically more likely to be terrorists?
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
White Christian Nationalists spamming feeds with "Never forget" with Mamdani's face superimposed over the twin towers are so genuinely unhinged.
Can you IMAGINE if we said white Christians couldn't serve on the PTA bc WCNs are statistically more likely to be terrorists?
Can you IMAGINE if we said white Christians couldn't serve on the PTA bc WCNs are statistically more likely to be terrorists?
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
If you don’t invest in your trainees they will remember and you’d better hope they aren’t mouthy.😘💋
So I love when potential trainees reach out to me about a former bad PI bc TBH throwing the bad ones under the bus so they can get less trainees and science can heal and other, better PIs can train those people instead is one of my fave hobbies.💁🏼♀️🫡😏
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If you don’t invest in your trainees they will remember and you’d better hope they aren’t mouthy.😘💋
So I love when potential trainees reach out to me about a former bad PI bc TBH throwing the bad ones under the bus so they can get less trainees and science can heal and other, better PIs can train those people instead is one of my fave hobbies.💁🏼♀️🫡😏
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
So I love when potential trainees reach out to me about a former bad PI bc TBH throwing the bad ones under the bus so they can get less trainees and science can heal and other, better PIs can train those people instead is one of my fave hobbies.💁🏼♀️🫡😏
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The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Dick Cheney died doing what he loved most- ending a human life
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Dick Cheney died doing what he loved most- ending a human life
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Hi, I'm God and I have called the NYC race for Zohran Mamdani. Hey corporate assholes, go fuck yourselves.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hi, I'm God and I have called the NYC race for Zohran Mamdani. Hey corporate assholes, go fuck yourselves.
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
Dick Cheney AND a Mamdani win on the same day?
🥰🥰🥰🥰
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November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Dick Cheney AND a Mamdani win on the same day?
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Faculty! Help! I don't think I'm contagious but still have a bad cough. Our seminar is supposed to be in-person. Is it worse if I attend via zoom when I haven't been in person in a while (illness/ traveling), or is it more rude/ disruptive to go with a cough? What do you truly prefer students do? 1/
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Faculty! Help! I don't think I'm contagious but still have a bad cough. Our seminar is supposed to be in-person. Is it worse if I attend via zoom when I haven't been in person in a while (illness/ traveling), or is it more rude/ disruptive to go with a cough? What do you truly prefer students do? 1/
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Great mssg but, again, I had to modify the image to protect innocent viewers #NOkings #impeachhimagain
November 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Great mssg but, again, I had to modify the image to protect innocent viewers #NOkings #impeachhimagain
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The super-wealthy would rather crash the entire economy and starve millions of people than slow down their accumulation of wealth. That's what's actually at stake for them; not becoming less rich, but becoming more rich less rapidly.
November 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The super-wealthy would rather crash the entire economy and starve millions of people than slow down their accumulation of wealth. That's what's actually at stake for them; not becoming less rich, but becoming more rich less rapidly.
Still struggling to breathe.
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Still struggling to breathe.
This journey through academia has cost me SO much more than it has ever or will ever give me and it’s so hard not to be sad about it.
None of it was worth it. I hate science with every fiber of my being and would never recommend this career to anyone else.
None of it was worth it. I hate science with every fiber of my being and would never recommend this career to anyone else.
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This journey through academia has cost me SO much more than it has ever or will ever give me and it’s so hard not to be sad about it.
None of it was worth it. I hate science with every fiber of my being and would never recommend this career to anyone else.
None of it was worth it. I hate science with every fiber of my being and would never recommend this career to anyone else.
If anyone knows of any remote lil editing gig work type things, please send them my way.
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If anyone knows of any remote lil editing gig work type things, please send them my way.
Went to a conference and learned I’m not gonna be reimbursed for a significant portion of it.
I guess it’s a good thing the metformin is so effective bc I’m gonna start cutting out meals to make up the cost.
I fucking HATE academia.
I guess it’s a good thing the metformin is so effective bc I’m gonna start cutting out meals to make up the cost.
I fucking HATE academia.
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Went to a conference and learned I’m not gonna be reimbursed for a significant portion of it.
I guess it’s a good thing the metformin is so effective bc I’m gonna start cutting out meals to make up the cost.
I fucking HATE academia.
I guess it’s a good thing the metformin is so effective bc I’m gonna start cutting out meals to make up the cost.
I fucking HATE academia.