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Deadly Kitten
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Uhhh hi
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November 27, 2024 at 2:41 AM
On behalf of someone who's been delivering UberEats for like a week. TIP YOUR DRIVERS!!!! Thank you.
February 12, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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You lay in the long grass
Staring at nothing
Eyes eaten out by birds
Flowers erupt
From your gut
You must have eaten seeds
Before you died

#poetry #dark
December 17, 2023 at 1:53 AM
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i saw this for the first time irl and i cried
December 11, 2023 at 1:05 AM
What up Gaymers how we feeling about all these new game announcements?
December 8, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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Beasts at the door
November 30, 2023 at 9:35 PM
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Biden on Kissinger: He had many wrong things to say and wouldn’t shut up about them, the end.
November 30, 2023 at 11:09 PM
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I've created a masterpiece.
December 1, 2023 at 12:30 AM
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I said it on Twit and I’ll say it here too: DO NOT HESITATE TO TELL YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST OR WRITER OR CREATOR THAT YOU LIKE THEIR WORK. DONT HESITATE TO COMPLIMENT THEM! I hold all the lovely comments folks have given me close to my chest
December 1, 2023 at 12:14 AM
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You *really* need to see the side-by-side comparison to fully appreciate the differences. Especially if you don't get why people are saying that the Kissinger statement is cold.
December 1, 2023 at 12:48 AM
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I am here to remind you that Teen Vogue slaps.
December 1, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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December 1, 2023 at 2:23 AM
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November 28, 2023 at 9:27 PM
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So can we confirm that being a pet owner is just a completely random but neverending lifetime of hypervigilance for Unauthorized Munching Noises from an unusual location or of an illicit timbre or duration
November 27, 2023 at 1:31 AM
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November 27, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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If you've fallen out of practice of wearing a mask, this would be a good week to start again! COVID rates are rising because of a new variant, and because many people will have gotten sick over Thanksgiving. Your best protection is wearing a high quality mask.
November 27, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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I'm ticking for the Dethklok, dethklok!
Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree
Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee
William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface
Pickles the drummer doodily doo, ding-dong doodily, doodily doo
Nathan Explosion
October 31, 2023 at 12:52 AM
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Remembering when I saw a hobbit prison.
November 23, 2023 at 12:12 PM
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This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
November 23, 2023 at 1:04 PM