Deacon Gusset
@deacong.bsky.social
*lifts specs* It is I Gusset.
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Suddenly the marriage isn't working anymore because I'm eating mini pork pies like a pelican might and she's just hoovered up.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
July 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Suddenly the marriage isn't working anymore because I'm eating mini pork pies like a pelican might and she's just hoovered up.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
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I’ve been holding on to these photos of figures from a small wax museum in Brazil.
May 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’ve been holding on to these photos of figures from a small wax museum in Brazil.
Shameless plug for daughter’s band. New single out today. If you like grungy guitary stuff, this may be for you. Ask your doctor about Gag Reflex.
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MAN ENOUGH, by GAG REFLEX
track by GAG REFLEX
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April 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Shameless plug for daughter’s band. New single out today. If you like grungy guitary stuff, this may be for you. Ask your doctor about Gag Reflex.
gagreflexband.bandcamp.com/track/man-en...
gagreflexband.bandcamp.com/track/man-en...
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I’ve no idea what I’m on about or why I’m doing this. (Trad.)
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Birthday Blues No. 1 #3 - Mud - Tiger Feet
I am three years old and Mud are number one with Tiger Feet . My memories of this time are hazy. I am living in Maidstone. So it’s proba...
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April 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’ve no idea what I’m on about or why I’m doing this. (Trad.)
numberonebirthdayblues.blogspot.com/2025/04/birt...
numberonebirthdayblues.blogspot.com/2025/04/birt...
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He’s a real threat from deep
April 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
He’s a real threat from deep
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'What is the Tariff? 104% for a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??'
April 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
'What is the Tariff? 104% for a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??'
If you see this post a beach photo from your phone.
April 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If you see this post a beach photo from your phone.
If you can see this post a beach from your gallery.
Keem Bay, Achill, Co. Mayo. July 2018.
Keem Bay, Achill, Co. Mayo. July 2018.
November 13, 2024 at 10:11 PM
If you can see this post a beach from your gallery.
Keem Bay, Achill, Co. Mayo. July 2018.
Keem Bay, Achill, Co. Mayo. July 2018.
1. Shop assistant in Budgens…I am old.
2. Trainee greens keeper Warwick golf course (lasted 4 weeks, I was very high at the time)
3. Henchman at mediaeval banquets
4. Number cruncher for market research agency
5. Drug dealer to various 90s celebs (I won’t tell you who (unless you get me pissed)).
2. Trainee greens keeper Warwick golf course (lasted 4 weeks, I was very high at the time)
3. Henchman at mediaeval banquets
4. Number cruncher for market research agency
5. Drug dealer to various 90s celebs (I won’t tell you who (unless you get me pissed)).
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
1: king of Directory Enquiries 192
2: DJ
3: worst person ever to work at a burger bar
4: test track and trace bitch
5: Woolworths till monkey
1: king of Directory Enquiries 192
2: DJ
3: worst person ever to work at a burger bar
4: test track and trace bitch
5: Woolworths till monkey
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
1. Face painter at Aston Villa
2. Insurance claims handler
3. Sputum collector on a Cystic fibrosis ward
4. Cloakroom scowler
5. Repacker of ex-catalogue goods x
1. Face painter at Aston Villa
2. Insurance claims handler
3. Sputum collector on a Cystic fibrosis ward
4. Cloakroom scowler
5. Repacker of ex-catalogue goods x
November 13, 2024 at 8:01 PM
1. Shop assistant in Budgens…I am old.
2. Trainee greens keeper Warwick golf course (lasted 4 weeks, I was very high at the time)
3. Henchman at mediaeval banquets
4. Number cruncher for market research agency
5. Drug dealer to various 90s celebs (I won’t tell you who (unless you get me pissed)).
2. Trainee greens keeper Warwick golf course (lasted 4 weeks, I was very high at the time)
3. Henchman at mediaeval banquets
4. Number cruncher for market research agency
5. Drug dealer to various 90s celebs (I won’t tell you who (unless you get me pissed)).
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Remembering that time George Clooney fucked a puppy back to life
September 21, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Remembering that time George Clooney fucked a puppy back to life