Dawn
@dawnislush.bsky.social
Mainly into beetroot, rubbish at sewing but I do it anyway. Menace to society
We are watching the devils plan at the moment, it’s bizarrely addictive for a show where I have no idea what is going on in most of the games
July 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We are watching the devils plan at the moment, it’s bizarrely addictive for a show where I have no idea what is going on in most of the games
Nothing more terrifying than an invitation to a child’s birthday party that only states the start time
May 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Nothing more terrifying than an invitation to a child’s birthday party that only states the start time
At the flicking through the yellow pages to find a priest to perform an exorcism stage now #norovirus #day9
April 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
At the flicking through the yellow pages to find a priest to perform an exorcism stage now #norovirus #day9
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It’s pure cruelty changing the clocks on Mothering Sunday. It’s like saying “Have a well-earned lie-in, mother dearest. Ha ha, only joking, sucker!”
March 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It’s pure cruelty changing the clocks on Mothering Sunday. It’s like saying “Have a well-earned lie-in, mother dearest. Ha ha, only joking, sucker!”
Our household has been battling norovirus for a week now and I swear the next time I hear the sound of someone vomiting I’m going to take all of our belongings into the street and burn them - enough already 😫
March 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Our household has been battling norovirus for a week now and I swear the next time I hear the sound of someone vomiting I’m going to take all of our belongings into the street and burn them - enough already 😫
Embracing modern tech today by ordering a new charger for my 20 year old iPod shuffle
March 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Embracing modern tech today by ordering a new charger for my 20 year old iPod shuffle
Just saw a vintage 1970s dress for sale with #vixen in the advert. Amused me as I’m pretty sure my Nan had the same dress which she wore when I was a child. I’m not sure vixen was the message she was trying to give out but what do I know
March 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just saw a vintage 1970s dress for sale with #vixen in the advert. Amused me as I’m pretty sure my Nan had the same dress which she wore when I was a child. I’m not sure vixen was the message she was trying to give out but what do I know
Secondly bought a lovely suit in a charity shop for the 4 year old but it’s for a 9 year old so I’ll mostly be insisting to everyone that they get married or throw a ball in 2030 so he can get some wear out of it.
February 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Secondly bought a lovely suit in a charity shop for the 4 year old but it’s for a 9 year old so I’ll mostly be insisting to everyone that they get married or throw a ball in 2030 so he can get some wear out of it.
Saw a guy at the shops (with his family) that I used to work with about 7 years ago. Stopped to chat & all fine but now I’m home I’m obviously replaying the conversation in my head like some sort of personal punishment and wondering why im so socially awkward …argh
February 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Saw a guy at the shops (with his family) that I used to work with about 7 years ago. Stopped to chat & all fine but now I’m home I’m obviously replaying the conversation in my head like some sort of personal punishment and wondering why im so socially awkward …argh
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I’d just like to let you all know that I’ll be taking a break from mental health to focus on my social media
January 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’d just like to let you all know that I’ll be taking a break from mental health to focus on my social media
Mum asked for a book for her slow cooker as she hated the one she’d bought previously so of course I did not bother to check which book she had already and naturally managed to buy her a second copy of the book she despises 10/10
January 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Mum asked for a book for her slow cooker as she hated the one she’d bought previously so of course I did not bother to check which book she had already and naturally managed to buy her a second copy of the book she despises 10/10
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Delivery rules:
If you stay in all day for a delivery.
The Delivery will be late and potentially the next day.
If you leave home for 5 minutes.
The Delivery will immediately arrive.
If you stay in all day for a delivery.
The Delivery will be late and potentially the next day.
If you leave home for 5 minutes.
The Delivery will immediately arrive.
January 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Delivery rules:
If you stay in all day for a delivery.
The Delivery will be late and potentially the next day.
If you leave home for 5 minutes.
The Delivery will immediately arrive.
If you stay in all day for a delivery.
The Delivery will be late and potentially the next day.
If you leave home for 5 minutes.
The Delivery will immediately arrive.
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Shoutout to all the people who’ve already put off starting their new years’ resolutions until Monday.
January 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Shoutout to all the people who’ve already put off starting their new years’ resolutions until Monday.
Dad cleared out his cupboard and gave me his out of date ales
Verdict so far Bath Ales Gem BB11/24. Bad 2 sips - poured down sink 😭
St austell tribute BB7/24 slight loss of flavor but still decent - second bottle opened! 🥳
Verdict so far Bath Ales Gem BB11/24. Bad 2 sips - poured down sink 😭
St austell tribute BB7/24 slight loss of flavor but still decent - second bottle opened! 🥳
December 31, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Dad cleared out his cupboard and gave me his out of date ales
Verdict so far Bath Ales Gem BB11/24. Bad 2 sips - poured down sink 😭
St austell tribute BB7/24 slight loss of flavor but still decent - second bottle opened! 🥳
Verdict so far Bath Ales Gem BB11/24. Bad 2 sips - poured down sink 😭
St austell tribute BB7/24 slight loss of flavor but still decent - second bottle opened! 🥳
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i actually read the Odyssey in the original greek. complete waste of time, i have no idea what those symbols mean
December 31, 2024 at 3:20 AM
i actually read the Odyssey in the original greek. complete waste of time, i have no idea what those symbols mean
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Here’s a poem called ‘This was the year that was not the year’.
December 31, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Here’s a poem called ‘This was the year that was not the year’.
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Very sad that we only have a few short days before cheese and wine will officially contain calories again. Genuinely aggrieved.
December 29, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Very sad that we only have a few short days before cheese and wine will officially contain calories again. Genuinely aggrieved.
Loving people asking me what my NYE plans are as if I’m going to say I’m off to Ibiza as opposed to going to bed at 10pm and hoping that any fireworks don’t disturb me
December 29, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Loving people asking me what my NYE plans are as if I’m going to say I’m off to Ibiza as opposed to going to bed at 10pm and hoping that any fireworks don’t disturb me
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What? All he gets at our house is a mince pie.
December 18, 2024 at 6:44 AM
What? All he gets at our house is a mince pie.
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Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
December 13, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Coffee Will Solve All My Problems
Eldest has been declaring every mild inconvenience as TERRIBLE LUCK because it’s Friday the 13th…so that’s been enjoyable
December 13, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Eldest has been declaring every mild inconvenience as TERRIBLE LUCK because it’s Friday the 13th…so that’s been enjoyable
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Dyed hair yesterday and as usual dyed my forehead with it. Thought I’d just put on a hat to cover it. Looked in the mirror and thought I look ridiculous in this hat but told myself it was fine because people wear hats in winter. Passed the lollipop man ‘Oh so you’ve got your hat on today then’ 🤦🏻♀️
December 13, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Dyed hair yesterday and as usual dyed my forehead with it. Thought I’d just put on a hat to cover it. Looked in the mirror and thought I look ridiculous in this hat but told myself it was fine because people wear hats in winter. Passed the lollipop man ‘Oh so you’ve got your hat on today then’ 🤦🏻♀️
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She can’t use tinsel like everyone else?
December 9, 2024 at 10:02 AM
She can’t use tinsel like everyone else?