John
@emptyjamjar.bsky.social
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Life can be like trying to open the wrong end of a bin bag sometimes but, at least you've got a bag and you're trying to open it.
Socrates (maybe mistranslated)
Life can be like trying to open the wrong end of a bin bag sometimes but, at least you've got a bag and you're trying to open it.
Socrates (maybe mistranslated)
Yesterday's brooding sky with rainbow
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Yesterday's brooding sky with rainbow
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When the smart meter switches to weekly usage instead of daily usage and you nearly faint...
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When the smart meter switches to weekly usage instead of daily usage and you nearly faint...
You can tell you're in some futuristic dystopian film because there's always helicopter type things flying around with searchlights.
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You can tell you're in some futuristic dystopian film because there's always helicopter type things flying around with searchlights.
Train. Awkwardness of having to evict someone from my seat.
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Train. Awkwardness of having to evict someone from my seat.
Tree and it's golden shadow.
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Tree and it's golden shadow.
Someone should do a zombie type film but about people coughing. Hordes of people coughing chasing non-coughers.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Someone should do a zombie type film but about people coughing. Hordes of people coughing chasing non-coughers.
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“Quiet! Quiet!” 😬
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“Quiet! Quiet!” 😬
No swim for dog today
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
No swim for dog today
Blimey. Saw the John Lewis ad at the cinema for the first time today as never watch ads at home. At first, thought it was going to be a drug awareness thing it looked so bleak.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Blimey. Saw the John Lewis ad at the cinema for the first time today as never watch ads at home. At first, thought it was going to be a drug awareness thing it looked so bleak.
Buses! No matter how stuffy and full of condensation, I'm usually the only one who opens a window, probably to everyone's annoyance.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Buses! No matter how stuffy and full of condensation, I'm usually the only one who opens a window, probably to everyone's annoyance.
I choose an isolated seat at the cinema. Now they're are two people next to me! It's not busy either.
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I choose an isolated seat at the cinema. Now they're are two people next to me! It's not busy either.
Off to the cinema on my own this afternoon. When booking online, they should automatically flash up the seats which are the furthest away from the nearest person.
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Off to the cinema on my own this afternoon. When booking online, they should automatically flash up the seats which are the furthest away from the nearest person.
8am
Torrential rain
Two men playing petanque
Torrential rain
Two men playing petanque
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
8am
Torrential rain
Two men playing petanque
Torrential rain
Two men playing petanque
I enjoyed this podcast and would recommend.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/serie...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/serie...
BBC Sounds - The History Podcast - Available Episodes
Listen to the latest episodes of The History Podcast on BBC Sounds.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I enjoyed this podcast and would recommend.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/serie...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/serie...
Status update: eating cold custard out of a tub.
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Status update: eating cold custard out of a tub.
Just got a DM from an account pretending to be official Bluesky account telling me my account was suspended until I clicked on certain links. This was while I was using the account.
a man in a suit is holding a jacket and a cigarette .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a jacket and a cigarette .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Just got a DM from an account pretending to be official Bluesky account telling me my account was suspended until I clicked on certain links. This was while I was using the account.
Emptying the dehumidifier is like being in a squid game contest where you can't spill a drop, even though it's just 1mm short of the top.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Emptying the dehumidifier is like being in a squid game contest where you can't spill a drop, even though it's just 1mm short of the top.
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A London lawyer bought hundreds of Sheffield freeholds. Then the ‘very aggressive’ letters arrived.
Scares people into paying extortionate price for freehold, 6000% profit.
Previously arrested, charged with stalking offences.
Govt must investigate these vampires.
Scares people into paying extortionate price for freehold, 6000% profit.
Previously arrested, charged with stalking offences.
Govt must investigate these vampires.
A London lawyer bought hundreds of Sheffield freeholds. Then the ‘very aggressive’ letters arrived
Exclusive: The Tribune can reveal that Andrew Milne has threatened leaseholders with high court action. It ‘broke my heart’ one woman says
www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
A London lawyer bought hundreds of Sheffield freeholds. Then the ‘very aggressive’ letters arrived.
Scares people into paying extortionate price for freehold, 6000% profit.
Previously arrested, charged with stalking offences.
Govt must investigate these vampires.
Scares people into paying extortionate price for freehold, 6000% profit.
Previously arrested, charged with stalking offences.
Govt must investigate these vampires.
Morning Sunday people
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Morning Sunday people
Watching Frankenstein but I keep seeing Steptoe and son
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Watching Frankenstein but I keep seeing Steptoe and son
People videoing fire work displays.
Do they ever actually sit down and rewatch it?
Do they ever actually sit down and rewatch it?
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
People videoing fire work displays.
Do they ever actually sit down and rewatch it?
Do they ever actually sit down and rewatch it?
I always think this would make a good wrapping paper pattern.
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I always think this would make a good wrapping paper pattern.
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I love when the ornamental grass in my yard plumes in the fall and the setting sun hits it just right.
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I love when the ornamental grass in my yard plumes in the fall and the setting sun hits it just right.