David Chance
@davidchance.bsky.social
‘Resting’ journalist. Cat is Bob and we live in Liverpool. He likes chasing things, eating and sleeping. I like LFC, The Archers and making my way round on a bike. 🚲
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How long is George’s driving ban? He should drive the family to Scotland. #TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
How long is George’s driving ban? He should drive the family to Scotland. #TheArchers
The sister paper of The Sun, no less.
Thanks, The Times, for your brave candour. How else would I have discovered that nipples are characterised by large square patches?
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The sister paper of The Sun, no less.
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‘Strongman’ always the gutless choice of news editors and the subs desk.
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Indonesia grants national hero status to late strongman President Suharto
Indonesia awarded the title of national hero on Monday to late President Suharto, who was forced out of office in 1998 by violent protests that ended a three-decade rule marred by accusations of mass human rights violations, corruption and nepotism.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
‘Strongman’ always the gutless choice of news editors and the subs desk.
www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
110,000 spiders and their giant web.
110,000 spiders and their giant web.
Stinking, Spongy, Dark, Huge: A Spider Web Unlike Any Seen Before
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November 10, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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110,000 spiders and their giant web.
110,000 spiders and their giant web.
How can it be a f****** ‘exclusive’ if this is literally what all the monkeys are trained to say by McSweeney?
And who is Darren Jones?
And who is Darren Jones?
EXCL: The Green party is offering “simple solutions to complex problems” and making “undeliverable” promises to voters ahead of next election, PM's chief secretary Darren Jones tells me 👇
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Greens’ ‘undeliverable’ promises will let voters down, says Labour minister
Exclusive: Darren Jones says Labour has to convince young people it is ‘modern party of the future’
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
How can it be a f****** ‘exclusive’ if this is literally what all the monkeys are trained to say by McSweeney?
And who is Darren Jones?
And who is Darren Jones?
At least John Major gets two degrees of separation from the Tory incompetents and swivel eyed lunatics who occupied Number 10 after him.
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
At least John Major gets two degrees of separation from the Tory incompetents and swivel eyed lunatics who occupied Number 10 after him.
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November 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I gave questions! The BBC website recipes work well. Just bought a slow cooker and wonder should the beef not be seared first for flavour?
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Easy slow cooker beef stew recipe
An easy beef stew that's ready when you are. Throw store cupboard ingredients into the slow cooker with some inexpensive braising steak and serve with mash.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I gave questions! The BBC website recipes work well. Just bought a slow cooker and wonder should the beef not be seared first for flavour?
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes...
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes...
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Keep waiting for the day that Trump resigns on the grounds that the ungrateful way Americans treat him shows that they don’t deserve a President as good as him.
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Keep waiting for the day that Trump resigns on the grounds that the ungrateful way Americans treat him shows that they don’t deserve a President as good as him.
Mary Shelley, 200 years and still going strong.
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The Endlessly Adaptable Frankenstein
Few works have inspired more adaptations than Mary Shelley’s Gothic classic about a frenzied creator who builds a despairing being. Here’s a look at the many ways it has been repurposed onscreen.
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November 9, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Mary Shelley, 200 years and still going strong.
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www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Martyn Rady’s Habsburg, the rise and fall of a world is wonderful. It’s informative, elegantly written and entertaining.
The reaction of Hungarian nobles to Joseph II… “many now felt obliged to behave in the Hungarian fashion, which they interpreted as loud swearing and ostentatious spitting”.
The reaction of Hungarian nobles to Joseph II… “many now felt obliged to behave in the Hungarian fashion, which they interpreted as loud swearing and ostentatious spitting”.
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Martyn Rady’s Habsburg, the rise and fall of a world is wonderful. It’s informative, elegantly written and entertaining.
The reaction of Hungarian nobles to Joseph II… “many now felt obliged to behave in the Hungarian fashion, which they interpreted as loud swearing and ostentatious spitting”.
The reaction of Hungarian nobles to Joseph II… “many now felt obliged to behave in the Hungarian fashion, which they interpreted as loud swearing and ostentatious spitting”.
Not a ferry across the Mersey.
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Not a ferry across the Mersey.
Orban’s neck is as wide as his head.
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Orban’s neck is as wide as his head.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
General Hoche will be with you shortly.
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
General Hoche will be with you shortly.
I swear this is England’s longest cat.
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I swear this is England’s longest cat.
Bob the mog and I say fireworks twats fuck off. It’s been all week.
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bob the mog and I say fireworks twats fuck off. It’s been all week.
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“My friends, the world is changing. It's not a question of whether that change will come. It's a question of who will change it.” @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
People are choosing real alternatives instead of continuity. Mamdani stands for an antifascist economics in the name of the many. 🧵
People are choosing real alternatives instead of continuity. Mamdani stands for an antifascist economics in the name of the many. 🧵
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“My friends, the world is changing. It's not a question of whether that change will come. It's a question of who will change it.” @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
People are choosing real alternatives instead of continuity. Mamdani stands for an antifascist economics in the name of the many. 🧵
People are choosing real alternatives instead of continuity. Mamdani stands for an antifascist economics in the name of the many. 🧵
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Trump Team Now Claims Its Trillions in Tariff Revenue Are ‘Incidental’
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
One might have thought sauce for your vache.
‘Switzerland has zero tariffs on most imported goods, but its levies on agricultural imports can top 100 percent, to protect its dairy industry.’
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/b...
‘Switzerland has zero tariffs on most imported goods, but its levies on agricultural imports can top 100 percent, to protect its dairy industry.’
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/b...
Facing Trump’s Tariffs, Swiss Farmers Find Themselves With Too Much Milk
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November 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
One might have thought sauce for your vache.
‘Switzerland has zero tariffs on most imported goods, but its levies on agricultural imports can top 100 percent, to protect its dairy industry.’
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/b...
‘Switzerland has zero tariffs on most imported goods, but its levies on agricultural imports can top 100 percent, to protect its dairy industry.’
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/b...