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David Chance
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‘Resting’ journalist. Cat is Bob and we live in Liverpool. He likes chasing things, eating and sleeping. I like LFC, The Archers and making my way round on a bike. 🚲
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
How many times has this ridiculous story been recycled this year? Is the Independent just slow on the uptake?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The NYT tells it straight.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Why cook eh?
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
We will try to call your bluff!
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
And to get to limpid azure waters of the River Mersey, you first have to pass through a secret portal in the forest.
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
In fact here IS the Hoche, not only named after the general who didn’t quite make it to Bantry Bay but also France’s most famous warship, steaming to save Ireland.
Better luck this time!
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Not a ferry across the Mersey.
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Orban’s neck is as wide as his head.
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
And don’t forget to remind them that breakfast is at 6-sharp every day. #Caturday #tabby
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
General Hoche will be with you shortly.
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I swear this is England’s longest cat.
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bob the mog and I say fireworks twats fuck off. It’s been all week.
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ursine Undertakings (TM) has you covered for every eventuality.
Dial 1-800-BEAR
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The streets of Liverpool are paved with gold.
During term time I have tended to head down to Otterspool as the school run SUVs on Sefton Park are pure terror and you have to time it carefully or risk being swiped.
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I am reading this as we speak, and there’s a fair amount of clap in the family. It’s a very entertaining and informative book.
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I have questions.
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Excellent!
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Lady Posh!
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I had imagined you were more hirsute.
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Discipline in the Navy these days is not what it should be.
November 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I guess we will soon find out.
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Mephitic Mersey mud.
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Mountbattens. Allegedly.
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Happy #Caturday from Bob, Schrodinger’s mog.
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM