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David A. Smith | Photographer of weddings, portraits, concerts, events, and places | Lover of movies | Birmingham, Alabama + Nationwide | https://dsmithimages.com | Print store - https://dsmithimages.darkroom.com | Movie Reviews - https://cinemadaze.com
Lewis Black once said the economy of the United States is tied to Santa’s ass, and, damn, there’s a lot of truth in that.
You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This year has been a very specific lesson about doing biopics about marginally at best known combat athletes featuring performers desperate to get awards recognition.
“.. Rolling out a little movie — even with a big star — has become very hard,” says a Hollywood talent agent .. “That’s the death of the independent film business that no one is talking about.”

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www.vulture.com/article/why-...
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The exchange between him and Doc about who is President in 2025 would be so much more depressing.
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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This fucking sucks
Today, Paste Magazine shuttered all its non-music verticals, a choice I am both professionally and personally heartbroken about. Sadly, I am once again looking for a place that wants to let me write about Books and TV on the regular, so hit me up if that’s you or anyone you know.
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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The only Aunt Gladys prequel I will accept is one that reveals that Gladys is actually Chanice from UNCLE BUCK.
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
At the risk of Charles Barkley dunking on this post... a few from a recent trip to Galveston, Texas...

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November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A few from Mattison's graduation portrait session at Savannah State University captured on Kodak Portra 400 film...

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Mattison | On Film | Savannah State University | DSmithImages Photography
Mattison | On Film | Savannah State University | Savannah, Georgia | November 8th, 2025 | DSmithImages Photography
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November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Yes because I'd get tackled into oblivion, fumble the ball, and that would give the defense a first down.
If you had 4 tries to run for a first down in the NFL and you win $10 mil …. Would you be able to do it?? (You can choose your offensive line)
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The Cocks were premature in College Station today.
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
[Pokes Texas A&M with a stick]
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This South Carolina/Texas A&M score is rather funny considering I'm working a full on Texas A&M wedding today.
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Hobbes is real and this is genius at work.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Straight-ticket voting is an incredibly high hurdle for a Democrat in a statewide election. Jones won in 2017 because 1) the only other choice was Roy Moore, who lots of Republicans despised 2) Dems came out in droves 3) GOP turnout was depressed, especially in the Wiregrass.
I thunk if Jones jumps in then you have all the evidence you need the envirownt is hitting near cataclysm for the GOP. Even then he's not favored to win in AL.
Doug Jones won before & if you doubt he can do it again, you’re not paying attention to Alabama.

Tuberville has a record, but so does Jones.

If Jones jumps in, the contrast couldn’t be greater. A real Alabaman who prosecuted a KKK cold case vs Florida man who treats the state like rental property.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I revisited "Uncle Buck" and decided to write a little bit about how John Candy's performance, of course, carries this movie.

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Uncle Buck (John Hughes, 1989) | Movie Review — Cinema Daze
“Uncle Buck” is a comedy that could have fallen flat but is elevated by talents of its star and director - a ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/2 review of John Hughes' 1989 comedy starring John Candy.
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November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'll be posting this throughout the holiday season, but I'm happy to be doing a 10% discount on ALL prints available in my print store until the end of the year!

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November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Anyways… we made it to Houston a while ago…

Driving 10+ hours and going through places like Lafayette, Lake Charles, and Beaumont before getting to Houston made me feel like I was working for Bill Watts in the Mid-South territory.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Amy, once again, brings the heat.
No bleaker satire than making it through THE RUNNING MAN, past end credits of a raised fist with “Together Against the Network,” to see the words: A Skydance Corporation.

Or maybe there is, if someone makes a documentary about what Edgar Wright may have had to cut.

www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Review: Edgar Wright's 'The Running Man' limps into theaters too relevant to be any fun
Stephen King’s 1982 techno-dystopian novel no longer feels sci-fi, making this remake trip over its own feet. (It's still better than the Schwarzenegger version.)
www.latimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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mad libs-ass timeline
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Ok but this answer leads to a more important follow-up question:

Why is the White House meeting with members of Congress to dissuade them from releasing the Epstein Files *in the Situation Room*?
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"

Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I can tell you what will happen should Doug Jones enter the governor's race, because we saw it happen in 2020: Tommy Tuberville will go into hiding and count on straight-ticket voting and Alabama's right-wing media to do the work for him.
Johnson: Run, Doug, Run. In a real race, Tommy Tuberville might trip over himself
The former U.S. Senator and Democrat lost to the former football coach in 2020. Same state, but vastly different times.
www.al.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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It seems like it only works when he is on the damn ticket. Otherwise, he's poison for the most part??? I don't know I have a head injury
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM