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David Jenkins
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Pirate. Daddy.
Pinned
Don’t cry.

Fight like hell.

Be funny as hell while you do it.

Be kind as hell while you’re funny as hell while you’re fighting like hell.

We’ll win.
Just so we’re clear, no one deserves grace, understanding, or a pat on the back for no longer supporting Trump

So quit whining about it and keep that shit to yourself. You’re just a creepy asshole if you liked that guy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Guess I should make more of those…
"Over 84 million American adults say they’re more likely to watch a TV show if it features at least one LGBTQ+ character,” Townsend said. "… This audience has continued to tune in year after year.”
Nearly Half of All LGBTQ+ Characters Will Disappear From TV Next Season, GLAAD Study Finds
The 2024-25 TV season recorded 489 queer characters across broadcast, cable and screenings, but cancellations and plot find a deep decline to come
www.thewrap.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Curtis Sliwa is lowkey one of the major architects of Mamdani’s victory and I love that
Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.

He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
In New York
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There's nothin' you can't do
Now you're in New York
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you
Let's hear it for New York
New York, New York
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Just found this out real time 😂

See you all tomorrow if you’re voting in Astoria. Same deal.
Wait, David, there is no early voting today! Yesterday was the last day of early voting, Monday is always a break day, and then the polls will be open from 6:00am to 9:00pm tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hey good looking happy Monday let’s win 😘😘😘
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
NYC is the financial capital of the US. It was a center of trading long before skyscrapers were here. Before the English, before the Dutch, it was a central hub of trade for Indigenous tribes.

The fact that a democratic socialist is about to win is a pretty big deal. If it can happen here…
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Love you Jerry 💜🏴‍☠️🇺🇸
A great march in Portland! #nokings
October 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Whoever made this sign please dm me I’d like to send you a little love letter 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸
October 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Reposted by David Jenkins
My favorite sign so far

#nokings #portland #nokingspdx
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
No Kings 🇺🇸
October 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This fan art bought us another season and put food on all of our tables. We will always be indebted to you.
Sometimes I remember worrying that I was embarrassing when I started sharing my fanart. I fell so hard & so fast for our pirates. Then a pro comic artist I really look up to just out of the blue told me my OFMD stuff was "beautiful work". It was like he knew I needed to hear it right at that moment.
October 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Calm down

Just breathe

Love you
October 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Probably not great for them that their protocol-dork ideological head is freaked out about getting his teeth kicked in
mencius moldbug is thinking of fleeing the country because he thinks the trump administration's chaotic half-assing of dismantling liberal democracy is going to bite them all in the ass
October 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’m deadly serious about Mr. Spriggs
they were so fucking unserious about lucius
October 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by David Jenkins
man i was so correct here
October 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If you so badly don’t want to be your authentic (in this case gay) self that you destroy democracy & misinterpret the religion you pretend to love so dearly, you’re doing it wrong.

Looking at you Mike Johnson, Lindsey Graham, Peter Thiel, JD Vance and on and on and on. Just be out and proud.
October 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Stede is the manic pixie dream guy btw 🦄
Dude loved that manic pixie dream guy 💜🏴‍☠️
Your friendly reminder for #TaikaTuesday that this happened on our screens. This image actually appeared on our television sets. Right in front of our salads
October 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Dude loved that manic pixie dream guy 💜🏴‍☠️
Your friendly reminder for #TaikaTuesday that this happened on our screens. This image actually appeared on our television sets. Right in front of our salads
September 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just in case you didn’t watch that bullshit military thing today, I’ll spoil it for you:

Hegseth looked like a little boy and Trump looked like a slurring, tired old man.

The silence in the room was deafening. This wasn’t the win they were looking for.
September 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Focus on your own lane right now. Be the person you want to see in the world.
September 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
😮👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🦄🏴‍☠️
September 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by David Jenkins
Butt cheeks you say #OFMDFanArt
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Just remember:

keep your side of it clean (when you can)

help those in need

stay funny (really funny when you can)

and there’s not one single reason to put up with bad faith bullshit.
September 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Slava 🇺🇦

Slava 🏳️‍⚧️

Slava 🇺🇸

Free 🇵🇸
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM