Melissa
@mildlybritish.bsky.social
80s baby, she/her. Mostly here for TV/Movie/Book chat
Deeply envious of everyone going to see FOTC in May
January 21, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Deeply envious of everyone going to see FOTC in May
Have a telehealth appt later this morning and hoping I can find the right words to convince my dr we need to change up my meds 🤞
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Have a telehealth appt later this morning and hoping I can find the right words to convince my dr we need to change up my meds 🤞
I have the day off but my body knows it's Monday so I'm anxious anyway 😩 so unfair
January 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I have the day off but my body knows it's Monday so I'm anxious anyway 😩 so unfair
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I contain mountainous volumes of unfathomable existential anxiety & also whimsy
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I contain mountainous volumes of unfathomable existential anxiety & also whimsy
Accidentally bought quick oats instead of old-fashioned rolled 😑
a man with a tattoo on his chest is laying down with the words sad pirate noises written below him
Alt: Ed Teach crying on the floor in S2E2 of OFMD
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Accidentally bought quick oats instead of old-fashioned rolled 😑
If I had an in-unit washer and dryer, I'd be unstoppable
January 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
If I had an in-unit washer and dryer, I'd be unstoppable
6:37pm is a reasonable time for bed, yes?
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
6:37pm is a reasonable time for bed, yes?
roses are red, Fang's dog's name was Rover
January 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
roses are red, Fang's dog's name was Rover
It would be nice to not constantly feel like I'm cosplaying as an adult human
January 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
It would be nice to not constantly feel like I'm cosplaying as an adult human
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two years ago some loser execs at wbd/hbo max canceled one of the most original, wholesome, hilarious and romantic series in tv history ahead of its final season. the fans aren’t going anywhere, but maybe someone should come to their senses and help finish the story.
#LongLiveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
#LongLiveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
January 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
two years ago some loser execs at wbd/hbo max canceled one of the most original, wholesome, hilarious and romantic series in tv history ahead of its final season. the fans aren’t going anywhere, but maybe someone should come to their senses and help finish the story.
#LongLiveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
#LongLiveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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Still here two years later ❤️🩹 #LongLiveOFMD
January 9, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Still here two years later ❤️🩹 #LongLiveOFMD
More emergency Ed Teach for the TL. Once again, please pause your doomscrolling and look at them big baby cow eyes
January 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
More emergency Ed Teach for the TL. Once again, please pause your doomscrolling and look at them big baby cow eyes
When you meant to BCC but you accidentally CC 😬
January 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
When you meant to BCC but you accidentally CC 😬
Missing December when it was me and my Bonne Maman advent calender against the world
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Missing December when it was me and my Bonne Maman advent calender against the world
restlessness and exhaustion is a diabolical combination
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
restlessness and exhaustion is a diabolical combination
Some emergency Ed Teach for the TL. Pause your doomscrolling and get lost in those eyes
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Some emergency Ed Teach for the TL. Pause your doomscrolling and get lost in those eyes
Did anyone else have to look up their word? 💀
Apparently I'm either going to have an intensely exciting year, or I'm literally going to be electrocuted 🌩
Apparently I'm either going to have an intensely exciting year, or I'm literally going to be electrocuted 🌩
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Did anyone else have to look up their word? 💀
Apparently I'm either going to have an intensely exciting year, or I'm literally going to be electrocuted 🌩
Apparently I'm either going to have an intensely exciting year, or I'm literally going to be electrocuted 🌩
It's 3:22pm and I've already fallen asleep on the sofa once. I don't think I'm making it to midnight y'all
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's 3:22pm and I've already fallen asleep on the sofa once. I don't think I'm making it to midnight y'all
I'm old enough to remember when they were both long
in a church organist universe, there's only one bed. ed and stede are both round. roach is interfering by mistake, which is deeply, deeply weird. The title of the fic is "he was you" and it's rated pg.
December 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I'm old enough to remember when they were both long
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it’s called blackbeard’s bar and grill. and other delicacies. and delights. and fishing equipment.
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
it’s called blackbeard’s bar and grill. and other delicacies. and delights. and fishing equipment.
Sending love to everyone who's in a weird headspace today 🫶
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sending love to everyone who's in a weird headspace today 🫶
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Me and who
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Me and who