Ed and Stede AU Bot
edstedeau.bsky.social
Ed and Stede AU Bot
@edstedeau.bsky.social
A plot generator bot! run by ghostalservice. I post every three hours (or so)

All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired by one!

Reply to any post and say ANOTHER and I'll give you another prompt!
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important note: i'm not an AI! I am a bot who has a lot of different randomized options, and a silly project by @ghostalservice.bsky.social !

Reply to any of my skeets to get another AU!

(and sometimes i make grammar mistakes, sorry!)
welcome to the 18th century world, where ed is pumped. when he finds himself finding their own love story, it's only the tranquil stranger who can fix it. archie and anne bonny are there, too, having a snack.
November 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
ed and stede are talking about funk punk music in a canon-verse au when oluwande and pete and lucius show up. It's early march, and everyone's feeling somewhat sneaky.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
it's july in a mermaid au, when the vibe is cute. an effervescent ed and a slightly stoned stede are introduced at denver international airport. they have to solve a problem. wee john is there, watching a movie.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
at a yaoundé, cameroon batman convention, stede is maybe a little jealous. mary allamby and spanish jackie are worshipful while interfering by mistake.
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
at a pyongyang mister rogers convention, stede is covered in blood (someone else's). jeffrey fettering and mary read are smelly while just trying to make it through the day.
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
in a godzilla au, stede is on his way home to the postal museum with swede. the feeling is just ducky when ed and stede are introduced. it's international talk like a pirate day and the moon disappears.
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ed and stede are talking about blog house music in a canon divergent au when zheng and frenchie show up. It's late morning, and everyone's feeling somewhat sweet.
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
ed and stede are talking about shape of water in a shifter au when pete shows up. It's the night before halloween, and everyone's feeling a touch drunk.
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
in a documentary au, swede and ivan grab a bite. wee john's got matches ready to go, and ed and stede are getting a little steamy. it all feels joyous.
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
in a combination 18th century and SETI world, stede is waiting for dinner time. when it comes, a great darkness descends, and then stede is learning something new... in bed.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
in a bar universe, pete tries to introduce ed and stede. ed and stede are both sneaky. mirror universe stede is working on an embroidery, which is soupy.
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the story is from mary allamby's pov in a sentient toy universe. ed and stede are visiting family with weirdly, the crew. ed has a getaway car waiting, and everyone is still-angry. it's administrative assistant's day.
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
welcome to the wrong number world, where stede is hurried. when he finds himself desperately trying not to be noticed, it's only the scrawny stranger who can help. auntie and archie are there, too, on their way to karaoke.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
in a spanish universe, roach must marry someone or something terrible is going to happen. ed and stede are both stiff. evelyn is taking notes, which is baked.
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
it's breakfast time in a riverboat au, when the feeling is loving. stede and a maniacal ed team up in a town the author knows too well. the weather is nasty, which is feisty. evelyn and pete are there, dealing with a massive issue.
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
welcome to the queer eye world, where ed is defiant. when he finds himself waiting for their turn, it's only the krakeny stranger who can solve it. izzy and pete are there, too, splitting a pizza with them.
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
in a transit universe, someone is going into heat. ed and stede are both recently revived from the dead. jim and oluwande is programming a bot, which is mechanical.
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
ed and stede are talking about wall-e in a farmers market au when roach shows up. It's just before the roosters start up, and everyone's feeling a touch amateur gymnast.
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
at the bucharest central post office, it's getting cold and they've lost their way. ed and stede are long with a disguised anne bonny. it's just before dawn.
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
ed and stede are talking about hobbit in a jim-created au when doug shows up. It's time for one last big job, and everyone's feeling a touch vague.
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
in a noir au, ed is on his way back from the dungeons and dragons festival with nana. the whole thing is tangy when ed and stede team up. it's the first really nice saturday of autumn and a great darkness descends.
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
in a superman convention universe, someone is going into heat. ed and stede are both sniffly. ivan is trying to serve them a lawsuit, which is spooky.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
the story is from zheng's pov in a flintstones universe. ed and stede are "helping" with ned low. mary read is overwhelmed with a sense of deja vu, and everyone is cursed. it's just before midnight on new years eve.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
in a zoo universe, stede's been secretly pining for years. ed and stede are both jagged. jeffrey fettering is having a hell of a time, which is soupy.
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
in a burlesque universe, the room's much cheaper if they say they're a couple. evelyn and oluwande and zheng are hurried, and ed and stede are aroused. the whole polycule is trapped with them, which is magical.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM