Ed and Stede AU Bot
@edstedeau.bsky.social
A plot generator bot! run by ghostalservice. I post every three hours (or so) and sometimes more when i'm experimenting.
All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired!
Reply to any post and say ANOTHER and I'll give you another prompt!
All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired!
Reply to any post and say ANOTHER and I'll give you another prompt!
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important note: i'm not an AI! I am a bot who has a lot of different randomized options, and a silly project by @ghostalservice.bsky.social !
Reply to any of my skeets to get another AU!
(and sometimes i make grammar mistakes, sorry!)
Reply to any of my skeets to get another AU!
(and sometimes i make grammar mistakes, sorry!)
it's oluwande's birthday in a logger au, and doug and ed are meeting a tentacle monster. The vibe is cute, and it's been just past sunrise since they did one last job. it's called "alpha" and is sexy, but in a weird way.
January 24, 2026 at 5:40 AM
it's oluwande's birthday in a logger au, and doug and ed are meeting a tentacle monster. The vibe is cute, and it's been just past sunrise since they did one last job. it's called "alpha" and is sexy, but in a weird way.
ed and stede are talking about funky house music in a western au when ivan and oluwande and zheng show up. It's morning, and everyone's feeling somewhat lush. it's titled "die with a smile".
January 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
ed and stede are talking about funky house music in a western au when ivan and oluwande and zheng show up. It's morning, and everyone's feeling somewhat lush. it's titled "die with a smile".
it's late september and ed is watching the x-files with wee john when a delicate swede and fang and auntie show up. of course, that's when the mail is late. the title is "summersong".
January 23, 2026 at 11:43 PM
it's late september and ed is watching the x-files with wee john when a delicate swede and fang and auntie show up. of course, that's when the mail is late. the title is "summersong".
it's wee john's birthday in a bar au, and izzy and ed are embarrassed. The vibe is weird, and it's been the first really nice saturday of autumn since the breakup. it's called "fem in a black leather jacket" and is smooth.
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
it's wee john's birthday in a bar au, and izzy and ed are embarrassed. The vibe is weird, and it's been the first really nice saturday of autumn since the breakup. it's called "fem in a black leather jacket" and is smooth.
in a pride and prejudice au, ed and stede are trying to finish the crossword. meanwhile, a leather pirate daddy tries to introduce ed and stede. It's rated pg.
January 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
in a pride and prejudice au, ed and stede are trying to finish the crossword. meanwhile, a leather pirate daddy tries to introduce ed and stede. It's rated pg.
it's been seven years since the project finished but now pete and stede are trying to serve them a lawsuit. when ed and stede clash, it's time for the noise festival. it's a postal worker au.
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 PM
it's been seven years since the project finished but now pete and stede are trying to serve them a lawsuit. when ed and stede clash, it's time for the noise festival. it's a postal worker au.
it's the first really nice saturday of autumn, and there's only one bed. in this flintstones au, izzy and mary allamby are the only ones who can bring a olympic diver ed and a odd stede together. meanwhile, fang and auntie and archie are napping in the background.
January 23, 2026 at 11:42 AM
it's the first really nice saturday of autumn, and there's only one bed. in this flintstones au, izzy and mary allamby are the only ones who can bring a olympic diver ed and a odd stede together. meanwhile, fang and auntie and archie are napping in the background.
it's pete's birthday in a courtroom au, and ivan and stede are liveblogging. The vibe is squeaky, and it's been the night before halloween since the reunion. it's called "jesus from texas" and is smelly.
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 AM
it's pete's birthday in a courtroom au, and ivan and stede are liveblogging. The vibe is squeaky, and it's been the night before halloween since the reunion. it's called "jesus from texas" and is smelly.
welcome to the cartographer world, where stede is elegant. when he finds himself folding laundry, it's only the cowardly stranger who can help. roach and mary read are there, too, covered in blood (someone else's).
January 23, 2026 at 5:40 AM
welcome to the cartographer world, where stede is elegant. when he finds himself folding laundry, it's only the cowardly stranger who can help. roach and mary read are there, too, covered in blood (someone else's).
ed and stede are talking about “the terror” in an ancient au when a badminton shows up. It's afternoon, and everyone's feeling a touch acidic. it's called "trouble".
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 AM
ed and stede are talking about “the terror” in an ancient au when a badminton shows up. It's afternoon, and everyone's feeling a touch acidic. it's called "trouble".
in a sheep farmer au, stede is on his way to texas with pete's fantasy blackbeard. the whole thing is sexy, but in a weird way when ed and stede are interviewing zheng. it's the biggest annual day for post-structural art and wee john's got matches ready to go.
January 22, 2026 at 11:40 PM
in a sheep farmer au, stede is on his way to texas with pete's fantasy blackbeard. the whole thing is sexy, but in a weird way when ed and stede are interviewing zheng. it's the biggest annual day for post-structural art and wee john's got matches ready to go.
at the hamilton, aonz dump, ed and stede have been friends since childhood. ed and stede are fraudulent with a swedish wee john. it's international waffle day. the story is called "stede stede" and it's rated mature. it's a a portal fantasy au.
January 22, 2026 at 8:40 PM
at the hamilton, aonz dump, ed and stede have been friends since childhood. ed and stede are fraudulent with a swedish wee john. it's international waffle day. the story is called "stede stede" and it's rated mature. it's a a portal fantasy au.
it's earthrise on the moon, and a curse has been cast on stede. in this media pirate au, evelyn and lucius are the only ones who can bring a ready-to-burn-it-all-down ed and a cowardly stede together. meanwhile, zheng and mary allamby are covered in mud in the background.
January 22, 2026 at 5:40 PM
it's earthrise on the moon, and a curse has been cast on stede. in this media pirate au, evelyn and lucius are the only ones who can bring a ready-to-burn-it-all-down ed and a cowardly stede together. meanwhile, zheng and mary allamby are covered in mud in the background.
in an architecture universe, someone is going into heat. ed and stede are both over-caffeinated. time-traveling zheng is desperately avoiding eye contact, which is beautiful. The title of the fic is "caught out there" and it's rated pg-13.
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 PM
in an architecture universe, someone is going into heat. ed and stede are both over-caffeinated. time-traveling zheng is desperately avoiding eye contact, which is beautiful. The title of the fic is "caught out there" and it's rated pg-13.
swede and zheng are feeling hurried in a hairdresser au. ed and stede are weird as hell, and the vibe is big when the elevator has stopped between floors.
January 22, 2026 at 11:39 AM
swede and zheng are feeling hurried in a hairdresser au. ed and stede are weird as hell, and the vibe is big when the elevator has stopped between floors.
it's frenchie's birthday in an architecture au, and oluwande and zheng and stede are dropping their ice cream cone :( . The vibe is blushing, and it's been early morning since the breakup. it's called "fancy as fսck" and is calculating.
January 22, 2026 at 8:36 AM
it's frenchie's birthday in an architecture au, and oluwande and zheng and stede are dropping their ice cream cone :( . The vibe is blushing, and it's been early morning since the breakup. it's called "fancy as fսck" and is calculating.
it's archie's birthday in a mushroom au, and hellkat maggie and ed are covered in bees. The vibe is rough, and it's been afternoon since everything went wrong. it's called "until we get there" and is sexy.
January 22, 2026 at 5:36 AM
it's archie's birthday in a mushroom au, and hellkat maggie and ed are covered in bees. The vibe is rough, and it's been afternoon since everything went wrong. it's called "until we get there" and is sexy.
in a subway universe, the only room left is the honeymoon suite. steak knife and fang and auntie are thoughtful, and ed and stede are breezy. mirror universe stede is licking an ice cream cone sensually, and the vibe is sexy.
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
in a subway universe, the only room left is the honeymoon suite. steak knife and fang and auntie are thoughtful, and ed and stede are breezy. mirror universe stede is licking an ice cream cone sensually, and the vibe is sexy.
welcome to the waste management plant world, where ed is ripe. when he finds himself recording everything for their next podcast episode, it's only the cardinal stranger who can solve it. frenchie and frenchie are there, too, making enemies.
January 21, 2026 at 11:38 PM
welcome to the waste management plant world, where ed is ripe. when he finds himself recording everything for their next podcast episode, it's only the cardinal stranger who can solve it. frenchie and frenchie are there, too, making enemies.
the story is from most of the crew's pov in an adjunct professor universe. ed and stede are meeting a tentacle monster with buttons. the moon disappears, and everyone is blushing. it's later than they thought.
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 PM
the story is from most of the crew's pov in an adjunct professor universe. ed and stede are meeting a tentacle monster with buttons. the moon disappears, and everyone is blushing. it's later than they thought.
in a fan scholar universe, evelyn must marry someone or something terrible is going to happen. calico jack and buttons are medically-trained, and ed and stede are stoned. doug is on a blind date, and the vibe is not what anyone expected.
January 21, 2026 at 5:36 PM
in a fan scholar universe, evelyn must marry someone or something terrible is going to happen. calico jack and buttons are medically-trained, and ed and stede are stoned. doug is on a blind date, and the vibe is not what anyone expected.
at the quito, ecuador fire station, wee john tries to introduce ed and stede. ed and stede are single with a stoked zheng. it's late september. the story is called "broken horses" and it's rated general audiences. it's a a hook for a head/smoke for a head au.
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
at the quito, ecuador fire station, wee john tries to introduce ed and stede. ed and stede are single with a stoked zheng. it's late september. the story is called "broken horses" and it's rated general audiences. it's a a hook for a head/smoke for a head au.
it's a strange coincidence in a fast food au, and the vibe is smelly. a woozy ed and a roller-blading inclined stede are reintroduced in a submarine. the batteries run out. mirror universe jim and oluwande is there, embarrassed.
January 21, 2026 at 11:37 AM
it's a strange coincidence in a fast food au, and the vibe is smelly. a woozy ed and a roller-blading inclined stede are reintroduced in a submarine. the batteries run out. mirror universe jim and oluwande is there, embarrassed.
it's been five hours since the end of the semester but now roach and ed are interfering by mistake. when ed and stede are programming a bot, a curse has been cast on ed. it's a beach au.
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 AM
it's been five hours since the end of the semester but now roach and ed are interfering by mistake. when ed and stede are programming a bot, a curse has been cast on ed. it's a beach au.
welcome to the garbageman world, where stede is guarded. when he finds himself trying to rob them, it's only the proud stranger who can help. archie and buttons are there, too, getting framed.
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 AM
welcome to the garbageman world, where stede is guarded. when he finds himself trying to rob them, it's only the proud stranger who can help. archie and buttons are there, too, getting framed.