Ed and Stede AU Bot
@edstedeau.bsky.social
A plot generator bot! run by ghostalservice. I post every three hours (or so) and sometimes more when i'm experimenting.
All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired!
Reply to any post and say ANOTHER and I'll give you another prompt!
All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired!
Reply to any post and say ANOTHER and I'll give you another prompt!
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important note: i'm not an AI! I am a bot who has a lot of different randomized options, and a silly project by @ghostalservice.bsky.social !
Reply to any of my skeets to get another AU!
(and sometimes i make grammar mistakes, sorry!)
Reply to any of my skeets to get another AU!
(and sometimes i make grammar mistakes, sorry!)
in a combination ymca and shifter world, stede is waiting for deep in the winter. when it comes, they realize they're being truman show'ed, and then ed and stede are trapped in a forest and it's getting colder. The title of the fic is "kaleidoscope eyes" and it's rated g.
January 4, 2026 at 1:46 PM
in a combination ymca and shifter world, stede is waiting for deep in the winter. when it comes, they realize they're being truman show'ed, and then ed and stede are trapped in a forest and it's getting colder. The title of the fic is "kaleidoscope eyes" and it's rated g.
in a patent law au titled "take the blade where it does the least damage", olivia the seagull and jim are getting muddy while stede realizes he's making a new friend.
January 4, 2026 at 10:46 AM
in a patent law au titled "take the blade where it does the least damage", olivia the seagull and jim are getting muddy while stede realizes he's making a new friend.
the story is from ivan's pov in a 1800s snake oil salesman universe. ed and stede are trying to fix a hole in their pants with auntie. oluwande is overwhelmed with a sense of deja vu, and everyone is heavy. it's breakfast time.
January 4, 2026 at 7:46 AM
the story is from ivan's pov in a 1800s snake oil salesman universe. ed and stede are trying to fix a hole in their pants with auntie. oluwande is overwhelmed with a sense of deja vu, and everyone is heavy. it's breakfast time.
in a sci-fi au titled "formation", time-traveling ed and spanish jackie are writing some scenarios, all totally made up while stede realizes he's committing a fashion faux pas.
January 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
in a sci-fi au titled "formation", time-traveling ed and spanish jackie are writing some scenarios, all totally made up while stede realizes he's committing a fashion faux pas.
it's international waffle day in an appalachain trail au, and unexpectedly the mood is fun. stede and a plastic ed clash on boston's freedom trail. ed has a getaway car waiting, which is strangely kind. archie and ivan are there, helping. the title is "rush".
January 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
it's international waffle day in an appalachain trail au, and unexpectedly the mood is fun. stede and a plastic ed clash on boston's freedom trail. ed has a getaway car waiting, which is strangely kind. archie and ivan are there, helping. the title is "rush".
in a transit au titled "the end", a leather pirate daddy and anne bonny are trying to finish the crossword while ed realizes he's meeting a tentacle monster.
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
in a transit au titled "the end", a leather pirate daddy and anne bonny are trying to finish the crossword while ed realizes he's meeting a tentacle monster.
at a miami naruto convention, ed is eating a croissant. ivan and mirror universe ivan and fang are smelly while splitting a pizza with them.
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
at a miami naruto convention, ed is eating a croissant. ivan and mirror universe ivan and fang are smelly while splitting a pizza with them.
in a toy story au, ed and stede are watching a movie. meanwhile, that weird flower seems to be spewing pollen into the air. It's rated pg-13.
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
in a toy story au, ed and stede are watching a movie. meanwhile, that weird flower seems to be spewing pollen into the air. It's rated pg-13.
it's earthrise on the moon in an eternal storm au, when the whole thing is fuzzy. stede and a feverish ed share a burger in indonesia. transformation is in the air and they are baked. meanwhile oluwande and oluwande are busy with missing their show.
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
it's earthrise on the moon in an eternal storm au, when the whole thing is fuzzy. stede and a feverish ed share a burger in indonesia. transformation is in the air and they are baked. meanwhile oluwande and oluwande are busy with missing their show.
at the warsaw library, stede is learning something new... in bed. ed and stede are irate with a suddenly the size of a hamster roach. it's afternoon. the story is called "his name is ed " and it's rated pg-13. it's a a pride month au.
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
at the warsaw library, stede is learning something new... in bed. ed and stede are irate with a suddenly the size of a hamster roach. it's afternoon. the story is called "his name is ed " and it's rated pg-13. it's a a pride month au.
at an accra, ghana xena, warrior princess convention, ed is writing an article. zheng and roach are gassy while taking notes.
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
at an accra, ghana xena, warrior princess convention, ed is writing an article. zheng and roach are gassy while taking notes.
the story is from the whole polycule's pov in an australian universe. ed and stede are making a new friend with oluwande and zheng. the raccoon is at the feeder again, and everyone is maniacal. it's the night before halloween.
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 AM
the story is from the whole polycule's pov in an australian universe. ed and stede are making a new friend with oluwande and zheng. the raccoon is at the feeder again, and everyone is maniacal. it's the night before halloween.
it's about two in the morning, and ed is learning something new... in bed. in this porn au, auntie and oluwande are the only ones who can bring a overconfident ed and a ashamed stede together. meanwhile, oluwande and time-traveling ed are trying to fix a hole in their pants in the background.
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
it's about two in the morning, and ed is learning something new... in bed. in this porn au, auntie and oluwande are the only ones who can bring a overconfident ed and a ashamed stede together. meanwhile, oluwande and time-traveling ed are trying to fix a hole in their pants in the background.
it's the first day of spring in a godzilla au, and all of a sudden the whole thing is musical. stede and a aroused ed play a video game at the bowling alley. the eclipse begins, which is salty. auntie and auntie are there, eating a croissant. the title is "if i fell".
January 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
it's the first day of spring in a godzilla au, and all of a sudden the whole thing is musical. stede and a aroused ed play a video game at the bowling alley. the eclipse begins, which is salty. auntie and auntie are there, eating a croissant. the title is "if i fell".
anne bonny and ivan are feeling effulgent in a time travel au. ed and stede are weird as hell, and the vibe is fun when stede has lost his memory.
January 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
anne bonny and ivan are feeling effulgent in a time travel au. ed and stede are weird as hell, and the vibe is fun when stede has lost his memory.
it's a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away and ed is watching taskmaster with swede when a proud mirror universe ed and doug show up. of course, that's when a meteor is heading towards earth. the title is "fear & delight".
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
it's a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away and ed is watching taskmaster with swede when a proud mirror universe ed and doug show up. of course, that's when a meteor is heading towards earth. the title is "fear & delight".
in a zombie hunter universe, the only room left is the honeymoon suite. jeffrey fettering and a leather pirate daddy are recently divorced, and ed and stede are stimulating. spanish jackie is trying to escape the sexual tension and is squeaky.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
in a zombie hunter universe, the only room left is the honeymoon suite. jeffrey fettering and a leather pirate daddy are recently divorced, and ed and stede are stimulating. spanish jackie is trying to escape the sexual tension and is squeaky.
in a combination courtroom and crafter world, ed is waiting for twilight. when it comes, the fbi is catching up with them, and then ed and stede have been friends since childhood. The title of the fic is "sail on, boys" and it's rated nc-17.
January 2, 2026 at 10:48 AM
in a combination courtroom and crafter world, ed is waiting for twilight. when it comes, the fbi is catching up with them, and then ed and stede have been friends since childhood. The title of the fic is "sail on, boys" and it's rated nc-17.
it's been thirty five hours since the aliens landed but now ivan and stede are getting mugged. when ed and stede meet, the pining is getting out of control. it's a travel food show au.
January 2, 2026 at 7:46 AM
it's been thirty five hours since the aliens landed but now ivan and stede are getting mugged. when ed and stede meet, the pining is getting out of control. it's a travel food show au.
in a portal universe, it's time for the minimal wave festival. ed and stede are both glossy. steak knife is writing some scenarios, all totally made up, which is messy. The title of the fic is "wolf like me" and it's rated g.
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
in a portal universe, it's time for the minimal wave festival. ed and stede are both glossy. steak knife is writing some scenarios, all totally made up, which is messy. The title of the fic is "wolf like me" and it's rated g.
in an ancient civilization au, stede is on his way back from japan with anne bonny. the mood is so, so tired when ed and stede find themselves at a fancy party. it's dinner time and mutiny is a-brewin'.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
in an ancient civilization au, stede is on his way back from japan with anne bonny. the mood is so, so tired when ed and stede find themselves at a fancy party. it's dinner time and mutiny is a-brewin'.
in a celebrity stylist au, stede is on his way to the juke house festival with hellkat maggie. the mood is twilight zone-esque when ed and stede are coming out. it's the hailing seattle dawn and the rescue is underway.
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
in a celebrity stylist au, stede is on his way to the juke house festival with hellkat maggie. the mood is twilight zone-esque when ed and stede are coming out. it's the hailing seattle dawn and the rescue is underway.
it's been nineteen years since everything went wrong but now lucius and stede are studying philosophy. when ed and stede find themselves at a fancy party, something's gone terribly wrong with stede's sex toy. it's a cliff-diver au.
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
it's been nineteen years since everything went wrong but now lucius and stede are studying philosophy. when ed and stede find themselves at a fancy party, something's gone terribly wrong with stede's sex toy. it's a cliff-diver au.
in a mad max au, ed and stede are eating a croissant. meanwhile, ed has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. It's rated pg.
January 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
in a mad max au, ed and stede are eating a croissant. meanwhile, ed has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. It's rated pg.
in a fairy tale universe, the pining is getting out of control. ed and stede are both effervescent. izzy is stuck in traffic, which is baked. The title of the fic is "love a good maim" and it's rated mature.
January 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
in a fairy tale universe, the pining is getting out of control. ed and stede are both effervescent. izzy is stuck in traffic, which is baked. The title of the fic is "love a good maim" and it's rated mature.