Melissa
@mildlybritish.bsky.social
80s baby, she/her. Mostly here for TV/Movie/Book chat
Only halfway through but really enjoying The Beast In Me on netflix
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Only halfway through but really enjoying The Beast In Me on netflix
Returning to work tomorrow after 2 weeks medical leave and just checked my work emails so I'd know what I'm coming back to and
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Returning to work tomorrow after 2 weeks medical leave and just checked my work emails so I'd know what I'm coming back to and
Bay Area pirates, Mark Mothersbaugh will be at SF Sketchfest in Jan. Sadly no RD this year
sfsketchfest.com/2026-lineup/
sfsketchfest.com/2026-lineup/
2026 Lineup - SF Sketchfest
SF Sketchfest is San Francisco’s premier comedy festival showcasing improv, sketch, podcasts, films and more.
sfsketchfest.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Bay Area pirates, Mark Mothersbaugh will be at SF Sketchfest in Jan. Sadly no RD this year
sfsketchfest.com/2026-lineup/
sfsketchfest.com/2026-lineup/
I have an appointment in 7 hours, which means it might as well be a 7 and half hour appointment since I'll just be sat here nervously anticipating it all day
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I have an appointment in 7 hours, which means it might as well be a 7 and half hour appointment since I'll just be sat here nervously anticipating it all day
Attempt #2. It's kinda cute if you don't look too closely 😅
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Attempt #2. It's kinda cute if you don't look too closely 😅
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In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
New reason to live just dropped. March 20th!
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
New reason to live just dropped. March 20th!
Feeling so blah lately 😕 I'm sure it's everything to do with being a week out from major surgery and that knocking the wind out of my sails. But this is some of the worst anhedonia I've felt in a while
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Feeling so blah lately 😕 I'm sure it's everything to do with being a week out from major surgery and that knocking the wind out of my sails. But this is some of the worst anhedonia I've felt in a while
Buttons commenting about his love of Xmas in the comments of Taika's ig post of his Christmas ad is like a good vibes turducken
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Buttons commenting about his love of Xmas in the comments of Taika's ig post of his Christmas ad is like a good vibes turducken
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TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.
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🤫 can you keep a secret ☺️
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🤫 can you keep a secret ☺️
5 days post-op and doing sooo much better. But man it'll be nice to sleep and shower and stretch normally again and not have to be so careful with my midsection 😩
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
5 days post-op and doing sooo much better. But man it'll be nice to sleep and shower and stretch normally again and not have to be so careful with my midsection 😩
LOOK AT MY NEW LITTLE BEST FRIEND. thank you @cannibalxing.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
LOOK AT MY NEW LITTLE BEST FRIEND. thank you @cannibalxing.bsky.social
Discharged from hospital today but my god am I sore 😩 I trust there will come a time I'll be so grateful for this surgery but we're not there yet lol
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Discharged from hospital today but my god am I sore 😩 I trust there will come a time I'll be so grateful for this surgery but we're not there yet lol
"Fuck yeah, brother. Fly"
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"Fuck yeah, brother. Fly"
Done! Thank you for the sweet messages. Recovering well and looking forward to being discharged tomorrow
Having surgery Monday morning and the anxiety has fully set in 😣 if anyone has any suggestions for distractions or just nice things to share, hit me with 'em
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Done! Thank you for the sweet messages. Recovering well and looking forward to being discharged tomorrow
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here, i’ll get it 🥰
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
here, i’ll get it 🥰
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saying "it's 5 pm somewhere" in reference to going to bed
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
saying "it's 5 pm somewhere" in reference to going to bed
Having surgery Monday morning and the anxiety has fully set in 😣 if anyone has any suggestions for distractions or just nice things to share, hit me with 'em
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Having surgery Monday morning and the anxiety has fully set in 😣 if anyone has any suggestions for distractions or just nice things to share, hit me with 'em
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can you get up here and let me out of this thing 😩 i can’t feel my balls 😣
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
can you get up here and let me out of this thing 😩 i can’t feel my balls 😣
Just enjoying my Friday night tradition of watching GBBO of netflix and then coming here to like all the brits' posts about it from 3 days ago
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Just enjoying my Friday night tradition of watching GBBO of netflix and then coming here to like all the brits' posts about it from 3 days ago
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The Familiars'Joyride, Kat Philbin. #31DaysOfHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Familiars'Joyride, Kat Philbin. #31DaysOfHalloween
My period started this morning, and while I'm low key dreading surgery next week, I'm giddy about the fact this is my last time dealing with this shit
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My period started this morning, and while I'm low key dreading surgery next week, I'm giddy about the fact this is my last time dealing with this shit
I need pirate fam to adopt this baby so they can call him "Tender as hell"
This is Tender. He has parvovirus... and he's NOT thrilled about it. His littermate already passed away, but Tender is showing signs of improvement. You can help us cover the cost of his hospitalization and continued care below ❤️🩹
15outof10.org/tender
15outof10.org/tender
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I need pirate fam to adopt this baby so they can call him "Tender as hell"