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David Jenkins
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Pirate. Daddy.
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Hey fuck you Bob Iger
The smarmy “we’re sorry to see you go” page that pops up when you cancel Disney Plus for helping to usher in state control of our media
September 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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😔💐
September 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I really am the luckiest lil boy 🧜🏻‍♂️

Thanks @siren-events.bsky.social & @citrussyndicate.bsky.social
A t-shirt reading “Cheerio Sluts” with a button that says “#tnuc” and another showing David Jenkins as a slutty lil mermaid.
August 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DC comics character Booster Gold
July 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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You know who’s not in the Epstein files?
Zohran Mandani, a politician who is not in the Epstein files
July 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Good eye. This is from @zayreferrer.bsky.social ‘s first draft
July 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Also thank you for writing me this lovely letter
A handmade sign reading “It’s About Belonging to Something” signed by a bunch of lovely folks
June 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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LET’S GOOOOO

(no coded message here just have a good day be woke & ghey)
May 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Your Honor, I love them 🥹
Two lads who fell for each other like a ton of bricks, recreated in miniature.
April 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Elon being a thin-skinned lil wuss per usual
March 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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Did not expect this
December 4, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Chin up sluts
Pink sluts penant designed by Tracy Jenkins
November 12, 2024 at 5:57 PM