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Dave (The Splatter)
@davethesplatter.bsky.social
Enthusiast of many things. Once passed a bad check for fried chicken. Go birds.
Pinned
A dear friend of mine from my Kansas City days is in need of help, so I said I would spread the word and see what I could do.
gofund.me/d5967eb13
Donate to Urgent Help Needed: Family Displaced and Carless, organized by Catherine Boese
My grandmother passed away and I was living in her home that had been… Catherine Boese needs your support for Urgent Help Needed: Family Displaced and Carless
gofund.me
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Toni Storm attends to Mina Shirakawa backstage post Blood and Guts:

🗣️ "There are only two things we're good at: sex and violence. Either way, you're fucked."

#AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"Hitler couldn't be a monster. He gave us the Volkswagen."
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"Somebody in this ring might die but we have to take our final commercial break." 🤼‍♂️
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
They made a FOURTH "Now You See Me" movie and now I know which films are the Pope's favorite.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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So, you’re saying the mac & cheese IS terrible?
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Unless we're bringing back "Old Timey Cough Syrup", Vance can fuuuuuuuuck riiiiiiiiiiiight off.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I guess this email isn't finding you well after all.
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"THERE ARE FOUR NORTHERN LIGHTS!"
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Wishing a very happy birthday to one of the OGs of #TCMParty , @willmckinley.bsky.social
Many happy returns and all the best in the next year ^PG
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
*sigh*

We're getting a "Charmin Bears Christmas Special", aren't we?
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Your DoorDash driver is 20 minutes late, can't seem to find your address despite clear instructions, wants you to meet them 2 blocks down the street, then hands you the data and it looks like it was on its side so now the cheese is melted onto the box no I'm not bitter about DoorDash...
We used to have the Bureau of Labor Statistics collect inflation data but under Trump we’ve outsourced it to DoorDash
At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Not just that, you can watch the game *while taking a dump* on the Goodyear blimp!
When I die I want them to put “watched Akron-Kent State play for the Wagon Wheel from the Goodyear Blimp bathroom” on my tombstone
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Welp. Only one way to fix all this.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You're at The Captain.

I need you at Tenille.
You're at Guns.

I need you at Roses.
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Your aunt and her "roommate"
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I was brushing my teeth while Saquon had his longest run of the game followed by the Davonta touchdown.

This is why dental hygiene is important!
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Händel Messiah - Hallelujah Chorus
YouTube video by Luis Peres
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM