Dave Schilling
daveschilling.bsky.social
Dave Schilling
@daveschilling.bsky.social
Sorry, Knicks fans. It’s harder to be a Laker fan. My latest for @latimes explains why. https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/story/2023-08-16/los-angeles-lakers-fans-are-cursed-with-expectations-winning
August 16, 2023 at 8:31 PM
My latest for @latimes is CONTROVERSIAL, so strap in.

Yes, we’re talking about jorts.

https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/story/2023-08-14/why-jorts-keep-coming-back-in-fashion
August 14, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Seeing Gran Turismo in 4DX as God intended
August 13, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Can’t think of better people to normalize being being pansexual than me and Wayne Brady.
August 8, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Oh my way to the Tango & Cash premiere in Westwood. Hoping to get some face time with Sly.
August 4, 2023 at 12:25 AM
Read any good indictments lately?
August 1, 2023 at 9:40 PM
It’s that time again.
August 1, 2023 at 4:08 PM
In the style of The Rolling Stones:

🎶Under my bum🎶
July 29, 2023 at 7:07 PM
One major concession the studios need to make to end these strikes is to take the beets out of the McCarthy Salad at the Polo Lounge.
July 25, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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when you’ve got FIRE WALK WITH ME on in the background and “the pink room” hits the soundtrack
July 24, 2023 at 5:45 PM
It’s almost my birthday, aka the one-year anniversary of the time a woman told me on our third date that I had to pay for a trip to Las Vegas so she could see Usher.
July 19, 2023 at 9:16 PM
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Hey I do this show called Varietopia and this video explains what it is. Come see it in Los Angeles this Sunday at 7pm. https://www.tumblr.com/paulftompkins/722030250727505920/tickets
TICKETS
come on now Los Angeles
www.tumblr.com
July 5, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.
July 3, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Movies!
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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My delivery is here
July 3, 2023 at 12:14 PM
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people who are scared to rebuild their following from scratch on a new social media site wouldnt survive a dayshift at waffle house
July 3, 2023 at 1:27 PM
You know shit is fully fucked on Twitter because I’m getting Facebook friend requests again.
July 2, 2023 at 5:05 PM
My newsletter, How (Not) to Be a Man is back with a screed about how much I hate hoodies. And how miserable I was wearing a hoodie to a bar recently. https://daveschilling.substack.com/p/how-not-to-wear-a-hoodie?sd=pf
July 2, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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When things are going great
July 1, 2023 at 9:56 PM
What a sad day for Twitter to be broken
July 1, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Checking in on my friends here on Bluesky. What have I missed?
July 1, 2023 at 2:33 PM
He’s never wrong
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Fuck the Supreme Court!
July 1, 2023 at 2:31 PM
Mornings. Used to be a nighttime guy, but I’m old and need sleep.
June 27, 2023 at 3:01 PM
I guess they will have to find another, more insidious way to cheat going forward.
Man what a bullet dodged in Moore v Harper. We live to fight another day! Though it’s truly psycho there were three votes for this execrable nonsense.
June 27, 2023 at 2:57 PM
I don’t get much engagement here, so I don’t post often, but people keep following me. Truly a mystery.
June 23, 2023 at 4:43 PM