David, Daveed if you're nasty
@davelasoul.bsky.social
Writer and computer guy.
Harold Mondays @ UCB LA
Harold Mondays @ UCB LA
Listen to the helldude on this one. He was one of the few men brave enough to call Krysten Sinema hot the week she voted against minimum wage. The integrity of his endorsements are titanium.
nuzzi is nowhere near hot enough to justify how brainless she is while still being remarkably ubiquitous. im sorry. i just don't get it
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Listen to the helldude on this one. He was one of the few men brave enough to call Krysten Sinema hot the week she voted against minimum wage. The integrity of his endorsements are titanium.
Side note: his hands are starting to look bigger because he's doing that 'old guy shrink" thing. Keep an eye on this.
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Side note: his hands are starting to look bigger because he's doing that 'old guy shrink" thing. Keep an eye on this.
Turned off google's smart features so they couldn't use my emails to train AI. The unintended consequence? Now I'm seeing all the emails that weren't making it to my priority tab. Holy shit I get so much garbage
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Turned off google's smart features so they couldn't use my emails to train AI. The unintended consequence? Now I'm seeing all the emails that weren't making it to my priority tab. Holy shit I get so much garbage
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bring back NBC's Kings
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
bring back NBC's Kings
This is probably a good time to reveal that I also fucked Mark Sanford
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This is probably a good time to reveal that I also fucked Mark Sanford
@jesus if you want him, he's yours.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@jesus if you want him, he's yours.
You can *spend* the rest of your life scrolling zillow and sighing
CNBC Select breaks down how much you can spend on a house if you make $70,000 a year.
How much house can I afford on a $70,000 salary?
CNBC Select breaks down how much you can spend on a house if you make $70,000 a year.
cnb.cx
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You can *spend* the rest of your life scrolling zillow and sighing
Endowment of 11 billion
Breaking News: Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration that would restore hundreds of millions in funding to the university. It's expected to pay a $30 million fine to the government and to invest $30 million in agriculture and farming programs.
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
The Ivy League university had warned of layoffs after the Trump administration stripped it of funds this year. The cuts were among the deepest in higher education.
nyti.ms
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Endowment of 11 billion
*Dave Chappelle voice*
My friend got hit with a sandwich. He got hit with a fucking sandwich.
My friend got hit with a sandwich. He got hit with a fucking sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
*Dave Chappelle voice*
My friend got hit with a sandwich. He got hit with a fucking sandwich.
My friend got hit with a sandwich. He got hit with a fucking sandwich.
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We're so fucking back
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We're so fucking back
Good vibes on here tonight. Has me optimistic for the jokes that will pop off when the orange man finally does what old men do.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Good vibes on here tonight. Has me optimistic for the jokes that will pop off when the orange man finally does what old men do.
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
I was told the trans rights doesn't play with the pta moms
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I was told the trans rights doesn't play with the pta moms
seems good
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
seems good
interesting
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
interesting
IDK who the guy in the picture is but he's my new meme for every election result I like moving forward.
BREAKING: Democrat Corey O’Connor is elected Pittsburgh mayor, defeating Republican Tony Moreno.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
IDK who the guy in the picture is but he's my new meme for every election result I like moving forward.
Dick Cheney died doing what he loved--having a heart attack.
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Dick Cheney died doing what he loved--having a heart attack.
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anyway long walk 5 of 5 (morbidly depressed) hell dudes
i don't know who needs to hear this but any stephen king movie is a halloween movie, even if it's one that is a mournful meditation on the dissolution of society, the transient nature of existence, and the incalculable value of social bonds and fleeting moments of beauty against that backdrop
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
anyway long walk 5 of 5 (morbidly depressed) hell dudes
Buffalo Bill tells AP he has buried the body in the backyard and is eager to move on.
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Buffalo Bill tells AP he has buried the body in the backyard and is eager to move on.
lollll imagine being like, "Welp, glad we can now put all that behind us"
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.
October 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
lollll imagine being like, "Welp, glad we can now put all that behind us"
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One more thing and then I’ll stop -
Being a Marine veteran and then an oyster farm owner/operator are both life choices that frankly could be seen as every bit as affected and resume padding for politics as going to law school and working at McKinsey
Being a Marine veteran and then an oyster farm owner/operator are both life choices that frankly could be seen as every bit as affected and resume padding for politics as going to law school and working at McKinsey
It’s like stepping into a funhouse (except with Democratic pundit podcasters, so the opposite of “fun”). Pure brainworms.
October 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
One more thing and then I’ll stop -
Being a Marine veteran and then an oyster farm owner/operator are both life choices that frankly could be seen as every bit as affected and resume padding for politics as going to law school and working at McKinsey
Being a Marine veteran and then an oyster farm owner/operator are both life choices that frankly could be seen as every bit as affected and resume padding for politics as going to law school and working at McKinsey
The Jewish taboo against tattoos once again saves my ass because I had no idea that skull thing was nazi shit.
October 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The Jewish taboo against tattoos once again saves my ass because I had no idea that skull thing was nazi shit.