dude mcguillicutty
davek81683.bsky.social
dude mcguillicutty
@davek81683.bsky.social
just trying to be funny.

will follow you if youre from philly or a shutdown fullcast fan
This is fun, so here’s mine! #MLB postseason rooting order:

PASSIONATE
1. Phillies
BANDWAGON
2. Reds
3. Mariners
I LIKE THEM
4. Tigers
SURE, I GUESS
5. Padres
6. Blue Jays
7. Brewers
NOT ROOTING, BUT YOU’RE ALLOWED A WS
8. Guardians
HELL NO
9. Cubs
10. Red Sox
11. Dodgers
12. Yankees
September 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Name a Videogame you couldn't beat.
July 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Well @celebrityhottub.bsky.social , @jasonkirk.fyi , @surber.bsky.social I have a tale about accidentally becoming the AL State Krystal eating champion and right before the 2007 Bama vs Tenn game having to complete against Joey Chestnut on the quad then having to sprint .5 mile to work at dive bar.
July 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The perfect ballot... no Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25
June 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Asked this on the old site years ago but let’s bring it back for Friday the 13th: could Jason Voorhees dunk?
June 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Guys that commit crimes get drafted. Shadeur still hasnt.

Turns out slapping your O-Lineman's hand is worse that sexual assault.
April 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I tried so hard to find a script for this to put into Alt Text, but still

Obligatory Mr Rogers meets Thor comic
April 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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What’s the most dogshit book you’ve ever read?
March 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense.

I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense

I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...
March 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
March 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I really enjoy all the @theathletic.bsky.social newsletters and content.

I've had OKC has winning it all since last playoffs but the teams biggest red flag is the win too big and too much?!

@talkhoops.bsky.social Are you serious?
March 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Shut the fuck up, every day
to say this louder/clearer:

trust NO tech company whatsoever. assume they will 100% turn over any content to law enforcement. This includes DM's on social platforms (especially Meta, but you should treat Bluesky this way too), which includes messaging members of the media about ANYTHING.
do not put your crimes in writing, even on Signal
February 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Go Birds
Yo some dude brought a grill on the SEPTA BUS in Philly 😭😭😭
January 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
January 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Final 2024-25 College Football Imperialism Map! #CFBimperialism ⚔️

Rules: FBS teams began season with closest counties. Beating a team takes its land, & keeps it all until a loss (goes to next winner). Teams returned to map by defeating others with land!
January 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?

1) White House Chief of Staff
2) Political Science
3) Kept it, I wnjoyed the classes
4) Refining Operator at a Chocolate Factory
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?

1. To make a difference in education
2. Elementary Education
3. No change; went back & got Masters in EdTech
4. EdT Solutions Manager
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?

1. Sportswriter
2. English
3. Computer Science (I quit college after Freshman year and eventually returned)
4. Sportswriter lol
January 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Fun thing we used to do elsewhere and will now do right here.

Your favorite thing that happened in the 2024 college football season, please
January 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or .gif only.
January 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Player A Team is my favorite
January 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I'm not sure why folks are surprised that Trump isn't going to face any consequences. Pretty sure we talked extensively about how that would happen if he won the election. In fact, that's WHY he ran for president.
January 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
ND is gonna miss this FG and we are going to go to OVERTIME
January 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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OH NO! DISASTER!
January 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM