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Dave Ellis
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It's pronounced Mads Mikkelson..
September 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Dwayne Johnspn, best known for his role as The Champion in Star Trek: Voyager
September 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

Gary
Gary II
Gary III
Gary IV : The Quest for Peace
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

The Fifth Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

Fifty Shades of Gary
September 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
If I was to refer to "it happening" it would definitely be about a remaster of the Shadow Hearts trilogy on PS5.
Worth remembering that any time I refer to “it happening,” I’m talking about an official English release of Treasure of the Rudras.
right just so we’re clear, what I mean by “it happening” is Criterion releasing a 4K edition of In the Cut
August 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I saw Spinal Tap at my first Glastonbury Festival in 2009...mini stonhenge and everything. Jarvis Cocker from Pulp did Big Bottom with them. Still can't believe my luck 16 years later 🤣
What is your biggest concert flex?
August 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
August 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm predicting a Notlist entry circa September 2028 @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social
Michael Bay is officially in talks to develop a new ‘TRANSFORMERS’ movie.

(Source: Deadline)
August 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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The perfect host.
August 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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I feel ashamed of myself for even posting this and asking, but I need the help to take some of the stress and pressure away - me and my husband, and our three beautiful dogs, are hoping that you can help raise emergency funds to try and find a new house.

gofund.me/061cd1b4
Donate to Help to Avoid Homelessness, organized by Amanda Rutter
My name is Amanda, and me and my husband, Dan, have just been served a Section 21 notice on t… Amanda Rutter needs your support for Help to Avoid Homelessness
gofund.me
August 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I've got a back to the future detectorists print with a dent/tear at the bottom, free to a randomly selected good home. Follow/Like/Repost/Reply to be in with a chance of getting it.
August 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm from before the Internet
June 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I've got a joke about The Night of the Doctor but it's probably not the one you were expecting
I’ve got a joke about Curse of Fenric but you need to have faith for it to work
I've got a joke about the Celestial Toymaker but it gets me quite oddly animated
June 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs (hard mode, no SW, ST, or LOTR)
June 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Marvel could pay for my healthcare for the rest of my life for a fraction of 1% of profit from Spider-Man Noir, a character whose original comics I edited. For Peter David to die in medical debt, co-creator of Spider-Man 2099 and writer of countless seminal Hulk and X-Factor comics—that's a disgrace
May 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Ich ❤️ Blue Skye, and thou shouldest feele moost welcome to repost thys yf thou dost also love Blue Skye
May 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
@kermodemovie.bsky.social "A cuddly conduit of evil" for you
May 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Movie you've watched more than 6 times using gifs

(No Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Made a fun design for people who like both Coffee and telling people to fuck off.
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1701...
April 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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GREMLINS was released was released 40 years ago. A 1980s Christmas creature classic, and among the most popular films of director Joe Dante, the tale of how the film came to the screen will have you scared to eat after midnight...

1/27
December 5, 2024 at 10:42 AM
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Don't bother spending money in the Black Friday sales, because it's HappyToast free print giveaway time! I just plucked this Columbo/The Thing mash up from my pile, if you want it Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday. (UK only because of cost!)
November 29, 2024 at 8:27 AM
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Hey Bluesky, do me a favour would you? Share this article far and wide so everyone can find out how UK home builders get away with murder and why we need to do something about it.

news.stv.tv/east-central...
Dad found Costa coffee cup being used as vent on £250,000 new home
Justin Lee Anderson is calling for an independent regulator to hold house builders accountable.
news.stv.tv
November 27, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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I’m deep in revisions right now for my third book with Flatiron to come out next year, so I thought I’d share my process in case it’s helpful. 🧵
September 3, 2024 at 7:10 PM
January 28, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I grew up on these streets
January 10, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I recieved this in the post yesterday. A brand new Felix Castor story!! I have been waiting for this for years (even to the point of badgering Mike Carey about it at a Fantasycon a while back) Thanks to @runalongwomble.bsky.social for posting a review and making me realise it even existed!!
December 10, 2023 at 10:48 AM