Teenagemutantninjatoenail
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Teenagemutantninjatoenail
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.

The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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When Jacobin and the Pod Save bros are aligned on defending nazi tattoos, we’ve got a problem and it’s not going to be solved by you coming into my mentions and telling me I’m not seeing what I’m definitely seeing—

which is white people left, right, and center coming together to defend Nazi tattoos
October 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Unhappy caturday
October 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
October 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
October 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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"Worked."
They must be exhausted.
October 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I think these young men inscribing bullets to throw off law enforcement need to up the subtlety of their misdirection.
September 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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👎
August 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Kid Kavalier needs the full eyectopus treatment badly.
August 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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everything is so fucking dumb
August 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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From Jim Acosta
today:

In short, Newsom is saying “fuck it.” And for now, so should the rest of the Democratic party, until there are no fucks to give, while there is still a democracy to give a fuck about. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
August 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Rest in fcking piss you arrogant, torturous piece of shit.
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James Dobson, an architect of evangelical Christian cruelty, is finally dead at 89

His toxic teachings on family, sex, and politics left generations scarred—and America worse off
James Dobson, an architect of evangelical Christian cruelty, is finally dead at 89
His toxic teachings on family, sex, and politics left generations scarred—and America worse off
www.friendlyatheist.com
August 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Here is Nacho for international cat day
August 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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The most unrealistic part of every Hollywood movie is when the bad guy gets his comeuppance. This literally never happens in America anymore. Ever.
July 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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re-upping this one
it's so cool that everyone has just completely forgotten that the President doesn't have any legal authority to set US tariff rates

we're like six months into an illegal tax regime being set by imperial decree and everyone's treating it like a totally legitimate thing
July 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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As we descend ever further into our ongoing fascist nightmare, it would be nice to have an opposition party. Instead, we have the Democrats, who are, I understand, working on changing their name officially to “Sorry, Spineless Sacks of Shit”...
Fucking Fight, You Useless Fucks
Fucking Angus King edition
www.everythingishorrible.net
July 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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White people are actively building a whites-only enclave called Return to the Land (RTTL), an ethnonationalist community tucked away in the Ozarks, with roughly 40 white residents. This is the best thing you can do since you've failed at coexisting with others. Bunch of societal rejects………..
July 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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😆
July 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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“Without rangers there to supervise, there’s a higher likelihood that those animals are going to become adapted to knowing they can get food from park visitors.”

via @ashleyharrell.bsky.social
www.sfgate.com/california-p...
In crowded Yosemite, a small animal is becoming a huge problem
Fewer rangers to educate visitors means escalating wildlife interactions.
www.sfgate.com
July 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM