Burr Martin
@burrmartin.bsky.social
#selfiedad (just Google it)
Father/Author/Comedian/EmCee/Cosplayer/Actor
ZNationS4EP2/YouBetYourLifeS01E32
@therealburrmartin insta/tiktok
Host of the biggest Cosplay Contest in E. WA.
Father/Author/Comedian/EmCee/Cosplayer/Actor
ZNationS4EP2/YouBetYourLifeS01E32
@therealburrmartin insta/tiktok
Host of the biggest Cosplay Contest in E. WA.
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Burr Martin
@burrmartin.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I have 4 books now out. One, a collection o/t first 3.
If you don't like Amazon, let me know. I can send you one by ordering copies for myself, then sending them to you, even signed.
EDDIE DOYLE TRILOGY - $11 (That's all 3 novellas!)
LAST DAYS OF DRACULA - $15
Email: burrmartinmedia@gmail.com
If you don't like Amazon, let me know. I can send you one by ordering copies for myself, then sending them to you, even signed.
EDDIE DOYLE TRILOGY - $11 (That's all 3 novellas!)
LAST DAYS OF DRACULA - $15
Email: burrmartinmedia@gmail.com
Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
If you leave a plastic spoon near the stove and it melts, you've made a free ladle.
Follow me for more kitchen hacks
Follow me for more kitchen hacks
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If you leave a plastic spoon near the stove and it melts, you've made a free ladle.
Follow me for more kitchen hacks
Follow me for more kitchen hacks
When there's a knock at our door, there's always a weird tense moment when my wife and I look at each other and try to decide within seconds, who currently has something going on more than the other one, so they have to answer the door.
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When there's a knock at our door, there's always a weird tense moment when my wife and I look at each other and try to decide within seconds, who currently has something going on more than the other one, so they have to answer the door.
Haven't had a single person today thank me for my time in the KISS Army.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Haven't had a single person today thank me for my time in the KISS Army.
Guys, I think we need to shut down all the satire sites until Uncle Orange dies, because he can't tell the difference.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Guys, I think we need to shut down all the satire sites until Uncle Orange dies, because he can't tell the difference.
Never thought I'd say thank you Supreme Court for telling that hollow skulled, greasy sausage smelling, 5 headed, ferret chinned, drop of playdough skinned attention hog, who's only claim to fame was not doing her 🤬ing job, to go bake herself a heterosexual cake and eat it alone in a sad apartment.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Never thought I'd say thank you Supreme Court for telling that hollow skulled, greasy sausage smelling, 5 headed, ferret chinned, drop of playdough skinned attention hog, who's only claim to fame was not doing her 🤬ing job, to go bake herself a heterosexual cake and eat it alone in a sad apartment.
Today the Supreme Court will decide if two people who love each other should be married.
My thoughts are with those who are worried right now if old, white conservative men with mistresses think they should have a say in it.
My thoughts are with those who are worried right now if old, white conservative men with mistresses think they should have a say in it.
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Today the Supreme Court will decide if two people who love each other should be married.
My thoughts are with those who are worried right now if old, white conservative men with mistresses think they should have a say in it.
My thoughts are with those who are worried right now if old, white conservative men with mistresses think they should have a say in it.
Lionel Ritchie: We gonna have a party, yeah. All night long
Me: We are definitely not doing that. I need this wrapped up by 1 at the latest and truth be told, I'd prefer everyone home by 11.
Me: We are definitely not doing that. I need this wrapped up by 1 at the latest and truth be told, I'd prefer everyone home by 11.
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Lionel Ritchie: We gonna have a party, yeah. All night long
Me: We are definitely not doing that. I need this wrapped up by 1 at the latest and truth be told, I'd prefer everyone home by 11.
Me: We are definitely not doing that. I need this wrapped up by 1 at the latest and truth be told, I'd prefer everyone home by 11.
So many things have happened in the last 24 hours, here's a quick rundown.
- Albany course corrects the last election and votes in their first Black, female Mayor
- Colorado stops just short of eating the rich and voted to tax the rich in order to provide free meals for kids.
- Albany course corrects the last election and votes in their first Black, female Mayor
- Colorado stops just short of eating the rich and voted to tax the rich in order to provide free meals for kids.
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So many things have happened in the last 24 hours, here's a quick rundown.
- Albany course corrects the last election and votes in their first Black, female Mayor
- Colorado stops just short of eating the rich and voted to tax the rich in order to provide free meals for kids.
- Albany course corrects the last election and votes in their first Black, female Mayor
- Colorado stops just short of eating the rich and voted to tax the rich in order to provide free meals for kids.
Well at least he has a new bathroom to rage tweet about tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Well at least he has a new bathroom to rage tweet about tonight
A good sign that things might be returning to better days is when the devil calls Dick Cheney back too "Just have a talk after work"
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A good sign that things might be returning to better days is when the devil calls Dick Cheney back too "Just have a talk after work"
My phone doesn’t recognize my face when I’m smiling and that should probably be a little worrisome….
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My phone doesn’t recognize my face when I’m smiling and that should probably be a little worrisome….
Step 1) get a load of PURGE masks
Step 2) give them to the rowdy 6 year olds in the neighborhood
Step 3) watch your mini purge
Step 2) give them to the rowdy 6 year olds in the neighborhood
Step 3) watch your mini purge
November 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Step 1) get a load of PURGE masks
Step 2) give them to the rowdy 6 year olds in the neighborhood
Step 3) watch your mini purge
Step 2) give them to the rowdy 6 year olds in the neighborhood
Step 3) watch your mini purge
LOL
"Kids don't trick or treat anymore"
**Immediately sees 4 posts and RING cameras with kids stealing all the candy from bowls**
"Kids don't trick or treat anymore"
**Immediately sees 4 posts and RING cameras with kids stealing all the candy from bowls**
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
LOL
"Kids don't trick or treat anymore"
**Immediately sees 4 posts and RING cameras with kids stealing all the candy from bowls**
"Kids don't trick or treat anymore"
**Immediately sees 4 posts and RING cameras with kids stealing all the candy from bowls**
I had everything.
Candy
Toys.
Hotdogs.
1 trick or treater.
Candy
Toys.
Hotdogs.
1 trick or treater.
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I had everything.
Candy
Toys.
Hotdogs.
1 trick or treater.
Candy
Toys.
Hotdogs.
1 trick or treater.
If Riley Gaines debated AOC and lost, she'd still come in 5th place
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If Riley Gaines debated AOC and lost, she'd still come in 5th place
News has sucked a lot so I needed a break.
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October 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
News has sucked a lot so I needed a break.
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I bought my first new jacket in years that didn't have anything to do with a costume.
I'm adulting
I'm adulting
October 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I bought my first new jacket in years that didn't have anything to do with a costume.
I'm adulting
I'm adulting
I say we call the trumps new building "The Mush Room"
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October 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I say we call the trumps new building "The Mush Room"
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I had such a great time hosting this year's Halloween Xspo Costume Contest as Dracula!
But then, I'm pretty great at it.
youtu.be/HMqlXkIrP3Y?...
But then, I'm pretty great at it.
youtu.be/HMqlXkIrP3Y?...
Dracula hosts this year's HALLOWEEN XSPO COSTUME CONTEST 2025
YouTube video by Chris “Burr” Martin
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I had such a great time hosting this year's Halloween Xspo Costume Contest as Dracula!
But then, I'm pretty great at it.
youtu.be/HMqlXkIrP3Y?...
But then, I'm pretty great at it.
youtu.be/HMqlXkIrP3Y?...
My next book is going to be called "We All Went To The Same School So Why Is Everyone Wearing Red Hats But Me?"
October 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My next book is going to be called "We All Went To The Same School So Why Is Everyone Wearing Red Hats But Me?"
Pushing to sell at least five books this October
October 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Pushing to sell at least five books this October
If Pete Hegseth wants to make sure women are strong enough to be in the military, I think a great new test would be to see how long it takes them to beat the 💩 out of him.
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If Pete Hegseth wants to make sure women are strong enough to be in the military, I think a great new test would be to see how long it takes them to beat the 💩 out of him.
I hear the Riyadh Comedy festival sold out.
Not seats.
The comedians.
Not seats.
The comedians.
a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I hear the Riyadh Comedy festival sold out.
Not seats.
The comedians.
Not seats.
The comedians.