But if they lose Kevin Sorbo, who will be third billed for their Superbowl halftime show?

I'll have to trust you on that 401k thing, Grandpa, since mine is gone.

- JD Vance's half brother sleeps on the couch tonight as he loses his election to Democratic incumbent Aftab Pureval, 78% to 22%
-Mississippi flipped the red supermajority.

- People are giving Kim Kardashians new show a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and I couldn't be happier for her
- All around terrible person, Debra Messing is crashing out so hard, people stopped making fun and are telling she needs to see a therapist

- PA Supreme Court ends in 5-2 Democrat majority.
- An old sweet song in Georgia as Democrats flip 2 Public Service Commission seats for the first time in 25 years.
- California Prop 50 passes. See what happens when you ask permission first?

- Mamdani won the NYC Mayor Race even after Cuomo showed us his OJ bronco replica.
- Democrats won Gov. elections in NJ and Virginia.
- Baby, if you've ever wondered, Democratic mayoral wins in Cincinnati.
- Democratic mayoral wins in Boston, hucks a D battery at the loser.

- Virginia flipped 13 seats last night in their legislature. Virginia now has a super majority of Democrats.
- Cheney is dead. Nothing electoral, just happy the timeline is adjusting itself.
- The Mummy 4’ will be happening with Fraser and Weisz returning.

Maybe he should take a cognitive test or at the very least, start checking the White House for lead paint

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