Burr Martin
@burrmartin.bsky.social
#selfiedad (just Google it)
Father/Author/Comedian/EmCee/Cosplayer/Actor
ZNationS4EP2/YouBetYourLifeS01E32
@therealburrmartin insta/tiktok
Host of the biggest Cosplay Contest in E. WA.
Father/Author/Comedian/EmCee/Cosplayer/Actor
ZNationS4EP2/YouBetYourLifeS01E32
@therealburrmartin insta/tiktok
Host of the biggest Cosplay Contest in E. WA.
If you leave a plastic spoon near the stove and it melts, you've made a free ladle.
Follow me for more kitchen hacks
Follow me for more kitchen hacks
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If you leave a plastic spoon near the stove and it melts, you've made a free ladle.
Follow me for more kitchen hacks
Follow me for more kitchen hacks
Well at least he has a new bathroom to rage tweet about tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Well at least he has a new bathroom to rage tweet about tonight
Step 1) get a load of PURGE masks
Step 2) give them to the rowdy 6 year olds in the neighborhood
Step 3) watch your mini purge
Step 2) give them to the rowdy 6 year olds in the neighborhood
Step 3) watch your mini purge
November 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Step 1) get a load of PURGE masks
Step 2) give them to the rowdy 6 year olds in the neighborhood
Step 3) watch your mini purge
Step 2) give them to the rowdy 6 year olds in the neighborhood
Step 3) watch your mini purge
I had everything.
Candy
Toys.
Hotdogs.
1 trick or treater.
Candy
Toys.
Hotdogs.
1 trick or treater.
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I had everything.
Candy
Toys.
Hotdogs.
1 trick or treater.
Candy
Toys.
Hotdogs.
1 trick or treater.
News has sucked a lot so I needed a break.
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October 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
News has sucked a lot so I needed a break.
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I bought my first new jacket in years that didn't have anything to do with a costume.
I'm adulting
I'm adulting
October 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I bought my first new jacket in years that didn't have anything to do with a costume.
I'm adulting
I'm adulting
Pushing to sell at least five books this October
October 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Pushing to sell at least five books this October
Yes, I completely trust these people
September 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Yes, I completely trust these people
The faces say it all
September 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The faces say it all
Yes, but the jello has fruit in it.
September 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yes, but the jello has fruit in it.
Here's a photo for those who don't like reading
September 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Here's a photo for those who don't like reading
🚨Breaking News🚨
Bad news everyone,
It is with great sadness that I will not be able to host this year's Halloween Xspo adult costume contest this year.
Instead, someone else has thankfully stepped in to take my place.
Bad news everyone,
It is with great sadness that I will not be able to host this year's Halloween Xspo adult costume contest this year.
Instead, someone else has thankfully stepped in to take my place.
September 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
🚨Breaking News🚨
Bad news everyone,
It is with great sadness that I will not be able to host this year's Halloween Xspo adult costume contest this year.
Instead, someone else has thankfully stepped in to take my place.
Bad news everyone,
It is with great sadness that I will not be able to host this year's Halloween Xspo adult costume contest this year.
Instead, someone else has thankfully stepped in to take my place.
