Doug Simmons
@dasimmons.com
Straight, white, boomer, male in rural America. We're not all like that.
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You know, when a son kills his parents, it's a tragedy. Full stop. You sympathize with what's left of the family.
When you make it about you and blame the victims' dislike of you for their deaths, you're not a human being. You're only part of one: an asshole.
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
When you make it about you and blame the victims' dislike of you for their deaths, you're not a human being. You're only part of one: an asshole.
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
Trump suggests Rob Reiner's killing was due to ‘TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME’
The president said the Hollywood icon suffered an “incurable affliction” at the time of his death.
www.politico.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You know, when a son kills his parents, it's a tragedy. Full stop. You sympathize with what's left of the family.
When you make it about you and blame the victims' dislike of you for their deaths, you're not a human being. You're only part of one: an asshole.
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
When you make it about you and blame the victims' dislike of you for their deaths, you're not a human being. You're only part of one: an asshole.
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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Abraham Lincoln, 1855.
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
![I am not a Know-Nothing. That is certain. How could I be? How can any one who abhors the oppression of negroes, be in favor or degrading classes of white people? Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation, we began by declaring that "all men are created equal." We now practically read it "all men are created equal, except negroes" When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read "all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics." When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretence of loving liberty -- to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocracy [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:egd33s7iuqsmwlwab6mbtrqi/bafkreiaaicjid4jg3oongeah73ukqvwsqv4vwbp75q4f755nldtcfermhi@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Abraham Lincoln, 1855.
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
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Also a category that includes his mother, paternal grandparents, and two of his three wives. But of course that's different, because neither he nor de facto President Miller actually care about immigration as such. They care about racism, and it's a farce to concede the pretense it's anything else.
Trump makes the outrageous claim that “most” immigrants, which include over 25 million U.S. citizens, “are on welfare, from failed nations, or from prisons, mental institutions, gangs, or drug cartels.”
As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Also a category that includes his mother, paternal grandparents, and two of his three wives. But of course that's different, because neither he nor de facto President Miller actually care about immigration as such. They care about racism, and it's a farce to concede the pretense it's anything else.
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This is who we're deporting while we're importing sex traffickers like the Tate brothers and white supremacists who are nostalgic for Apartheid.
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is who we're deporting while we're importing sex traffickers like the Tate brothers and white supremacists who are nostalgic for Apartheid.
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when emailing
it is important
to always assume
some moron
some blundering dipshit
is going to forward the email
you meant for them
to people you didn’t want to have it
it is important
to always assume
some moron
some blundering dipshit
is going to forward the email
you meant for them
to people you didn’t want to have it
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
when emailing
it is important
to always assume
some moron
some blundering dipshit
is going to forward the email
you meant for them
to people you didn’t want to have it
it is important
to always assume
some moron
some blundering dipshit
is going to forward the email
you meant for them
to people you didn’t want to have it
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to Heaven
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to Heaven
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to Heaven
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to Heaven
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If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
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The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
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If you are also a scientist, sure. If you aren't, like these guys, you should probably shut the fuck up and let the people whose opinions matter talk.
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If you are also a scientist, sure. If you aren't, like these guys, you should probably shut the fuck up and let the people whose opinions matter talk.
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans campaigned on being the law and order party.
A man pardoned by Donald Trump for his role in January 6th - he assaulted Capitol Police officers with bear spray & a metal whip - has avoided prison for child sex crimes because of the president’s sweeping pardon, despite pleading guilty to soliciting what he believed was a 15-year-old girl for sex
Trump Pardon Lets Convicted Child Sex Predator Walk Free
Andrew Taake walked free because of Trump’s pardons, despite being convicted of a child sex crime.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans campaigned on being the law and order party.
This track seems a whole lot more appropriate today.
Listen to Sirens on your streaming service tidal.com/browse/track...
Listen to Sirens on your streaming service tidal.com/browse/track...
Dropkick Murphys - Sirens (Bonus Track)
Listen to Sirens (Bonus Track) on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This track seems a whole lot more appropriate today.
Listen to Sirens on your streaming service tidal.com/browse/track...
Listen to Sirens on your streaming service tidal.com/browse/track...
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
Great Britain can do this while in America we have people trying to anoint as king Epstein's best friend.
Prince Andrew to be stripped of his titles - including prince
Prince Andrew to be stripped of his titles - including prince
Royal linked to Jeffrey Epstein will be known in future simply as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
www.irishtimes.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Great Britain can do this while in America we have people trying to anoint as king Epstein's best friend.
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FYI Tidal is better and cheaper and you can seamlessly transfer your playlists
OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
FYI Tidal is better and cheaper and you can seamlessly transfer your playlists
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And those who need to see the evidence to make up their own minds can just watch the full statement - youtu.be/Foggkeiwlp0?...
It's pretty clear to me. Reagan was NOT a fan of tariffs at all.
Trump is a giant orange man-baby who throws his toys out of the cot when he gets challenged in any way.
It's pretty clear to me. Reagan was NOT a fan of tariffs at all.
Trump is a giant orange man-baby who throws his toys out of the cot when he gets challenged in any way.
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
And those who need to see the evidence to make up their own minds can just watch the full statement - youtu.be/Foggkeiwlp0?...
It's pretty clear to me. Reagan was NOT a fan of tariffs at all.
Trump is a giant orange man-baby who throws his toys out of the cot when he gets challenged in any way.
It's pretty clear to me. Reagan was NOT a fan of tariffs at all.
Trump is a giant orange man-baby who throws his toys out of the cot when he gets challenged in any way.
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The White House was three buildings connected by two walkways and Trump decided unilaterally to obliterate one of those buildings and one of those walkways to build a ballroom paid for by donations given by companies and people looking to curry favor.
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The White House was three buildings connected by two walkways and Trump decided unilaterally to obliterate one of those buildings and one of those walkways to build a ballroom paid for by donations given by companies and people looking to curry favor.
I don't know what he is going on about. It absolutely is not "The Epstein Ballroom."
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I don't know what he is going on about. It absolutely is not "The Epstein Ballroom."
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The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
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#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
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October 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Some jerk on the other site posted this photo disparagingly but I think this person is brave.
Let’s get it together people!
Let’s get it together people!
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Some jerk on the other site posted this photo disparagingly but I think this person is brave.
Let’s get it together people!
Let’s get it together people!