Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one)
@darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social
She/her. I make the rockin' world go round and Sir Mix-a-Lot weep with joy. Not a bot. Of course, that's exactly what a bot *would* say.
Saw a truck driving around town that was covered, front to back, in Christmas lights. No one is going to doubt that person's commitment to sparkle motion.
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Saw a truck driving around town that was covered, front to back, in Christmas lights. No one is going to doubt that person's commitment to sparkle motion.
I guess I'll just never really understand high fashion. www.nrn.com/family-dinin...
Denny’s unveils sneakers made with syrup
The ‘Sticky Kicks’ were created in collaboration with artist and designer Mache
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December 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I guess I'll just never really understand high fashion. www.nrn.com/family-dinin...
Some haircuts just come with a whole-ass personality attached, y'know?
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Some haircuts just come with a whole-ass personality attached, y'know?
I (jokingly) made a comment tonight about something only succeeding by rolling a nat 30 on a D20 and somewhere, off in the distance and far from here, @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social's ears started burning.
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I (jokingly) made a comment tonight about something only succeeding by rolling a nat 30 on a D20 and somewhere, off in the distance and far from here, @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social's ears started burning.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Using physical clip art and making the edges invisible so it all looked seamless.
Using physical clip art and making the edges invisible so it all looked seamless.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
When I was a security guard 40+ years ago, a number of posts had manual elevators. I got very good at getting the elevator to line up perfectly with the floor at which I wanted to exist.
When I was a security guard 40+ years ago, a number of posts had manual elevators. I got very good at getting the elevator to line up perfectly with the floor at which I wanted to exist.
December 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Using physical clip art and making the edges invisible so it all looked seamless.
Using physical clip art and making the edges invisible so it all looked seamless.
[Tightens ponytail] If I have to face yet another fucking Monday, I'm dragging all you sonsabitches along with me
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
[Tightens ponytail] If I have to face yet another fucking Monday, I'm dragging all you sonsabitches along with me
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
I love the lengths they went to in this article to avoid straight-out saying "we had to wait for the suspect to shit out the evidence".
apnews.com/article/fabe...
apnews.com/article/fabe...
Police recover a swallowed Fabergé pendant after a 6-day wait for it to reappear
Police have recovered a James Bond-inspired Fabergé pendant after six days of waiting for it to exit a suspect's gastrointestinal tract.
apnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I love the lengths they went to in this article to avoid straight-out saying "we had to wait for the suspect to shit out the evidence".
apnews.com/article/fabe...
apnews.com/article/fabe...
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
Pretty sure even the Neanderthals had a version of "hey guys, watch this!"
Last week in our student reading group we read the portion of Wealth of Nations in which Smith comments on the way generally unedifying ways that young men spend their gap year/ study abroad/ grand tour time.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Pretty sure even the Neanderthals had a version of "hey guys, watch this!"
Any day where you're not dipped in boiling oil is a good one.
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Any day where you're not dipped in boiling oil is a good one.
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Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
"Device hoarding" sure seems like a funny way to say "trying to use a thing for its entire lifespan out of fiscal and ecological responsibility".
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Device hoarding" sure seems like a funny way to say "trying to use a thing for its entire lifespan out of fiscal and ecological responsibility".
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
I could watch this on repeat.
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I could watch this on repeat.
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I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
Overhead at the gym:
"As soon as I walked in the door this guy came over to me and said, 'The spirits just told me to tell you that you need to start journaling again.' How did he know I used to journal??"
"As soon as I walked in the door this guy came over to me and said, 'The spirits just told me to tell you that you need to start journaling again.' How did he know I used to journal??"
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Overhead at the gym:
"As soon as I walked in the door this guy came over to me and said, 'The spirits just told me to tell you that you need to start journaling again.' How did he know I used to journal??"
"As soon as I walked in the door this guy came over to me and said, 'The spirits just told me to tell you that you need to start journaling again.' How did he know I used to journal??"
It is the year of our Lord 2025 and we are just now, maybe, possibly, getting a crash test dummy not shaped like an average-size man. And yet instead of celebrating it, automakers are pushing back on it.
apnews.com/article/new-...
apnews.com/article/new-...
A new crash test dummy that better resembles women gets key government endorsement
The U.S. government has released a new crash test dummy design that advocates believe will help make cars safer for women.
apnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It is the year of our Lord 2025 and we are just now, maybe, possibly, getting a crash test dummy not shaped like an average-size man. And yet instead of celebrating it, automakers are pushing back on it.
apnews.com/article/new-...
apnews.com/article/new-...
Work convo:
"He's not dead, he just works at Meta."
"Is there a difference?"
"He's not dead, he just works at Meta."
"Is there a difference?"
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Work convo:
"He's not dead, he just works at Meta."
"Is there a difference?"
"He's not dead, he just works at Meta."
"Is there a difference?"
That whirring sound you hear is a bunch of WWII vets spinning in their graves. On the upside, if we can harness that spinning we'll be able to solve the energy crisis.
newrepublic.com/post/203458/...
newrepublic.com/post/203458/...
U.S. Coast Guard Will No Longer Consider Swastika a Hate Symbol
The Coast Guard seems to be fine with Nazis now.
newrepublic.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
That whirring sound you hear is a bunch of WWII vets spinning in their graves. On the upside, if we can harness that spinning we'll be able to solve the energy crisis.
newrepublic.com/post/203458/...
newrepublic.com/post/203458/...
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If the forest can rebuild after being burned, so can you.
(Ideally in less than 150 years.)
(Ideally in less than 150 years.)
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If the forest can rebuild after being burned, so can you.
(Ideally in less than 150 years.)
(Ideally in less than 150 years.)
Woman joins Leopards Eating Faces party, has face eaten, realizes that maybe she shouldn't have encouraged leopards to eat faces.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/16/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/16/p...
‘Humbly, I’m sorry’: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s turning a new leaf after years of divisive comments | CNN Politics
Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene said Sunday she will stop using “toxic” rhetoric, marking what would be a dramatic shift in a political brand hallmarked by derogatory comments.
www.cnn.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Woman joins Leopards Eating Faces party, has face eaten, realizes that maybe she shouldn't have encouraged leopards to eat faces.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/16/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/16/p...
Surely I'm not the first person to use the phrase "Twix enantiomers" when considering the chirality of Twix.
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Surely I'm not the first person to use the phrase "Twix enantiomers" when considering the chirality of Twix.