Pretty sure she'd try to turn the Vaticats into Vatisnacks - look at those giant murder mittens!

Dammit Ursula, you can't just dangle something like a sock puppet epic in front of us and then not follow through with it.

But how do you know unless we test it?? This is real science!

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If you want a good starter game, check out Hive. It has a lot of the same kind of logic as chess (each piece has a specific way it can move, goal is to capture the other player's royalty) but with fewer possibilities to hold in your head at once.

Hard pass. I went to one once in SF and it was fine, I guess? I'd eat there again but definitely didn't see what the fuss was about.

This should be labeled as forbidden knowledge.

Back in MY day we chiseled out HTML into stone tablets!

Confetti!

These yutzes have clearly never learned one of the primary rules of Catholicism: never EVER piss off a nun.

Ah, keeping the true spirit of Christmas where it belongs - in your wallet.

"The Most Interesting Cat in the World"

Hopefully it was a free-range, humanely raised Elmo.

I know it was a typo, but sometimes the fist 5 (fist and five fingers) solution gets the job done too!

Damn, $337/pint for blood? And all this time I've been giving it to the Red Cross in exchange for a couple of cookies. Time to see about some back payments!