Jae
darkmoonlily.bsky.social
Jae
@darkmoonlily.bsky.social
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Well-behaved cats rarely make history. 👑
January 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Happy 70th Birthday to J.K. Simmons 🎂
January 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Thou shalt not blame ‘DEI’ for *checks notes* natural disasters.

That is the dumbest thing God has ever fucking heard.
January 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
But before I meet my untimely demise by Amazon packages... I just got Cult of the Lamb on Steam and OMG I love it so much.
November 30, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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My other popular opinion is that in-app purchases fucked mobile gaming.

Yes, there are exceptions; I know them. But the whole “our game gets unplayable after a point unless you buy coins” thing just means that games are no longer fun and developers aren’t trying to balance playability any longer.
November 30, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I finish up academy at USPS tomorrow and then I will immediately suffer a death by Amazon packages on Sunday.
November 30, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Gizmo likes the candle light.
November 24, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 AM
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idk bro but sounds like you need to move to the country and eat a lot of peaches
November 15, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Started a new job today, the union rep couldn't be bothered to show up and give a new hire presentation. Not a great look. Supposedly the union will be at the academy...
November 17, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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Do you ever just avoid the main quest in a game for a single side-quest and then it turns into a million different side-quests and you have completely forgotten and abandoned THE MAIN STORY QUEST altogether?!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 15, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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Crumbl cookies took off because the cookies were pretty and look appetizing. But realistically, them mfs dry and taste like they were baked in an EZ Bake oven with Dasani water in the batter. I’d rather pop 3 Popeyes biscuits directly into my throat in the middle of the desert.
November 14, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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Fuck.
November 13, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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After we adopted Toro we discovered that his first owner taught him to laugh like an evil villain
November 13, 2024 at 6:11 PM
The pillow thief strikes
November 14, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Me: I should play a video game tonight.

Also me: (Spends an hour figuring out what to play and then gets bored with the idea)
November 10, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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It always bugs me whenever I see stuff like "how come modders can do this but professional devs can't"

the answer is just modders have essentially infinite time they can devote to one thing, and zero corporate bureaucracy to go through
November 10, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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Introvert vs extrovert.
November 10, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Blessing the feed with my cat being cute and cozy
November 8, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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Me: I'm home, I should do some work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
November 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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It feels futile - BUT IT ISN'T!!!! Keep living, keep fighting, you matter!! And you can make a difference, even if it's small 🔥🔥🔥
November 8, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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wooper is just vibing
November 8, 2024 at 4:03 PM