Dan MmmPooFoo
@danmpford.bsky.social
Laughing marks are considered the most dangerous
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Death Stranding (2019, Sony Interactive Entertainment)
I stopped playing video games because this is what happened to me the last time I did
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Death Stranding (2019, Sony Interactive Entertainment)
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If Lombardi fundraises like he evaluates talent he came back with a check for $60 and a commemorative keychain.
Imagine selling your soul for Saudi blood money only to get your doors blown off by UCF and the worst Clemson team in 15 years.
October 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If Lombardi fundraises like he evaluates talent he came back with a check for $60 and a commemorative keychain.
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At some point music criticism decided “pop is bad” was boring in the same way the regular news decided “bad things are bad” was boring and now we get to learn about the secret brilliance of albums you buy at Target
October 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
At some point music criticism decided “pop is bad” was boring in the same way the regular news decided “bad things are bad” was boring and now we get to learn about the secret brilliance of albums you buy at Target
The thing about Kimmel people need to realize is Disney has been wanting to find a buyer for ABC since Iger took back the ceo chair and the affiliate company pulling Kimmel is their likeliest buyer. Disney doesn’t want to be in the tv business anymore.
September 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The thing about Kimmel people need to realize is Disney has been wanting to find a buyer for ABC since Iger took back the ceo chair and the affiliate company pulling Kimmel is their likeliest buyer. Disney doesn’t want to be in the tv business anymore.
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I know, I know, we've been disappointed so many times, but it has to happen sometime, it could be today
August 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I know, I know, we've been disappointed so many times, but it has to happen sometime, it could be today
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What people in this and every other dying town in Ohio wanted wasn't for the economy to come back, it was for their kids to be forced to move back to their town and thank them for the privilege.
August 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What people in this and every other dying town in Ohio wanted wasn't for the economy to come back, it was for their kids to be forced to move back to their town and thank them for the privilege.
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“Scared trans kid with no meat space LGBT people to speak with terrified of being cancelled due to only 98.75% orthodoxy” is more representative of woke gone too far than “hard working blue collar auto repairman executed for innocent pronoun mistake,” but nobody cared about the kid, so here we are.
August 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
“Scared trans kid with no meat space LGBT people to speak with terrified of being cancelled due to only 98.75% orthodoxy” is more representative of woke gone too far than “hard working blue collar auto repairman executed for innocent pronoun mistake,” but nobody cared about the kid, so here we are.
Cheering for the Lionesses because it makes the worst people in England mad
July 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Cheering for the Lionesses because it makes the worst people in England mad
I think the primary thing I’d like non wrestling people to know about Hulk Hogan is this: he was a total fucking moron. Just the dumbest guy in any room he walked in, and thought everyone else was dumber than him. Never learned even real basic things about his own business.
July 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I think the primary thing I’d like non wrestling people to know about Hulk Hogan is this: he was a total fucking moron. Just the dumbest guy in any room he walked in, and thought everyone else was dumber than him. Never learned even real basic things about his own business.
Easily the best money I’ve ever spent on patreon. I cook at least one of Jane’s recipes a week and people think I’m now a good cook because of it.
I need 145 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month.
You get literally 1000s of posts, over 800 recipes for £5 and more added every day.
16% off if you sign up annually!
Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.
You get literally 1000s of posts, over 800 recipes for £5 and more added every day.
16% off if you sign up annually!
Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.
I'm a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness.
To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.
Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.
http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.
Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.
http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
July 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Easily the best money I’ve ever spent on patreon. I cook at least one of Jane’s recipes a week and people think I’m now a good cook because of it.
2020 was the one chance you were going to get to roll back this madness and Biden spent 4 years pretending he could will it to be 1996 again instead of doing what had to be done.
June 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
2020 was the one chance you were going to get to roll back this madness and Biden spent 4 years pretending he could will it to be 1996 again instead of doing what had to be done.
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(attempting to meditate)
MIND: WELL I’M ON THE DOWNEASTER ALEXA
AND I’M CRUISING THROUGH BLOCK ISLAND SOUND
MIND: WELL I’M ON THE DOWNEASTER ALEXA
AND I’M CRUISING THROUGH BLOCK ISLAND SOUND
June 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
(attempting to meditate)
MIND: WELL I’M ON THE DOWNEASTER ALEXA
AND I’M CRUISING THROUGH BLOCK ISLAND SOUND
MIND: WELL I’M ON THE DOWNEASTER ALEXA
AND I’M CRUISING THROUGH BLOCK ISLAND SOUND
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where the gay men goin chuck
What did gay men do in Houston in the 1930s? Go to movies and ride the trolley to Galveston:
June 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
where the gay men goin chuck
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I thought my job as Senator was to try to keep my constituents alive.
GOP Sen. Joni Ernst responds to voters saying that cutting Medicaid will kill them: “Well, we all are going to die.”
May 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I thought my job as Senator was to try to keep my constituents alive.
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Turning London red and white! 🔴⚪️
May 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Turning London red and white! 🔴⚪️
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"i bet you feel bad for saying that guy was insanely old, now that something that happens to really old guys is happening to him" no i dont actually
May 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
"i bet you feel bad for saying that guy was insanely old, now that something that happens to really old guys is happening to him" no i dont actually
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referring to the time when everyone made the exodus from twitter to a myriad of other social media platforms as "the shattering"
May 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
referring to the time when everyone made the exodus from twitter to a myriad of other social media platforms as "the shattering"
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it also reveals that the determinative factor in becoming a "founder" isn't any kind of business or technical acumen, but social access to the upper class of funders, PR people and business leaders. once you have it, you can't lose it even by committing a criminal fraud or blowing up a $50B company
These people just can’t stop themselves.
Sam Bankman-Fried has gone from trading crypto to trading muffins in prison.
Adam Neumann went from the WeWork collapse to founding a residential property company.
Now Elizabeth Holmes’ husband is conveniently launching a new blood testing startup.
Sam Bankman-Fried has gone from trading crypto to trading muffins in prison.
Adam Neumann went from the WeWork collapse to founding a residential property company.
Now Elizabeth Holmes’ husband is conveniently launching a new blood testing startup.
Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
May 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
it also reveals that the determinative factor in becoming a "founder" isn't any kind of business or technical acumen, but social access to the upper class of funders, PR people and business leaders. once you have it, you can't lose it even by committing a criminal fraud or blowing up a $50B company
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sometimes breakfast is just whatever you have around with an egg on it
May 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
sometimes breakfast is just whatever you have around with an egg on it
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YE YES YES YES YES YOU FUCKING EVIL CUNT FUCK OFF TO HELL
May 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
YE YES YES YES YES YOU FUCKING EVIL CUNT FUCK OFF TO HELL
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they had a free pass to remold the country into an eternal christofascist dictatorship and promptly blew it because they thought a tiny perfect genius man lived inside the computer
April 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
they had a free pass to remold the country into an eternal christofascist dictatorship and promptly blew it because they thought a tiny perfect genius man lived inside the computer
Pretty much any Def Leppard song, but “pour some sugar on me” is probably the one that activates my desire to die the most. So many hours in the car as a kid with my dads classic rock station playing that abject garbage every 25 minutes
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Pretty much any Def Leppard song, but “pour some sugar on me” is probably the one that activates my desire to die the most. So many hours in the car as a kid with my dads classic rock station playing that abject garbage every 25 minutes
Age yourself with a toy from your childhood
March 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Age yourself with a toy from your childhood
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thinking about the customer at the last bike shop I worked at who kept buying various stand up bicycles and having us assemble them. they just kept getting weirder and less like normal bikes, and to this day I can't help but wonder what answer this guy was in search of with these machines
March 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
thinking about the customer at the last bike shop I worked at who kept buying various stand up bicycles and having us assemble them. they just kept getting weirder and less like normal bikes, and to this day I can't help but wonder what answer this guy was in search of with these machines
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.