Dan Jolley
@danjolley.bsky.social
Writer of novels, comics, video games, & occasional TV scripts. Stage 32 finalist. Palm Springs Diversity winner (w/ Alexandra Foucard). General oaf. He/him. 🚫MAGA, 🚫DMs
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AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
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YES! READ IT ALOUD! Let them squirm...
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
YES! READ IT ALOUD! Let them squirm...
Prediction: It’s going to come out that Trump wants a dome built on top of the White House. Probably bigger than the Capitol’s. That’s why he was on the roof miming that shape.
August 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Prediction: It’s going to come out that Trump wants a dome built on top of the White House. Probably bigger than the Capitol’s. That’s why he was on the roof miming that shape.
I know we’re all in the midst of unprecedented nation-wide trauma and awfulness, but please allow me to do a tiny bit of celebrating concerning a contract I just signed…
May 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I know we’re all in the midst of unprecedented nation-wide trauma and awfulness, but please allow me to do a tiny bit of celebrating concerning a contract I just signed…
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This right here......
May 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This right here......
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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Inside me are two raccoons drunk on crab apples
May 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Inside me are two raccoons drunk on crab apples
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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
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April 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Yup!
something I haven't seen yet: isn't a massive increase in the range of goods worth smuggling going to be a big boost to exactly the kind of cross-border organized crime the WH claims it wants to stop?
April 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Yup!
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OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today.
April 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today.
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What’re YOU lookin’ at??
March 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What’re YOU lookin’ at??
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
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March 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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AOC: I want to live in an America that guarantees healthcare to every person.
I want to live in an America that has a living wage for every person
I want to live in an America where you have free speech to express yourself and not be afraid of being put on a list or deported.
I want to live in an America that has a living wage for every person
I want to live in an America where you have free speech to express yourself and not be afraid of being put on a list or deported.
March 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
AOC: I want to live in an America that guarantees healthcare to every person.
I want to live in an America that has a living wage for every person
I want to live in an America where you have free speech to express yourself and not be afraid of being put on a list or deported.
I want to live in an America that has a living wage for every person
I want to live in an America where you have free speech to express yourself and not be afraid of being put on a list or deported.
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On the subject of people traveling to the US right about now: Fuck, if I were from another country and I didn't need to come, I sure as hell wouldn't, the current administration has made it clear traveling here isn't safe, and why not take them at their word, there's a whole world to visit
March 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
On the subject of people traveling to the US right about now: Fuck, if I were from another country and I didn't need to come, I sure as hell wouldn't, the current administration has made it clear traveling here isn't safe, and why not take them at their word, there's a whole world to visit