Dan Carruthers
@danielqcarruthers.bsky.social
Consistently inconsistent
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I enjoy mildly inconveniencing grocery store robots as a form of protest
Me after my 8th Jameson and ginger
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Me after my 8th Jameson and ginger
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Forgot-to-bring-a-quarter-to-Aldi-ass squirrel
October 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Forgot-to-bring-a-quarter-to-Aldi-ass squirrel
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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These are real images of exoplanets.
Four super-Jupiters, imaged 10 times over 12 years around a star 133 lightyears away.
These are real, giant worlds, out there in the dark.
And we can see them.
Four super-Jupiters, imaged 10 times over 12 years around a star 133 lightyears away.
These are real, giant worlds, out there in the dark.
And we can see them.
May 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
These are real images of exoplanets.
Four super-Jupiters, imaged 10 times over 12 years around a star 133 lightyears away.
These are real, giant worlds, out there in the dark.
And we can see them.
Four super-Jupiters, imaged 10 times over 12 years around a star 133 lightyears away.
These are real, giant worlds, out there in the dark.
And we can see them.
Boy did I pick the right time to start therapy
April 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Boy did I pick the right time to start therapy
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Good news for everyone who’s ever been embarrassed at drunk texting an ex…
March 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Good news for everyone who’s ever been embarrassed at drunk texting an ex…
This fellow went over the rainbow bridge today. He’s chasing rabbits in heaven now
March 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This fellow went over the rainbow bridge today. He’s chasing rabbits in heaven now
Just checked how the markets are doing today and uh…is looting appropriate?
March 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just checked how the markets are doing today and uh…is looting appropriate?
I quite possibly might be the only man ever to do a heavy bag workout to Michelle Branch
February 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I quite possibly might be the only man ever to do a heavy bag workout to Michelle Branch
So this entire anti-DEI push by MAGA pretty much confirms in the most succinct way possible that “economic anxiety” was in fact just a euphemism for being racist?
January 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So this entire anti-DEI push by MAGA pretty much confirms in the most succinct way possible that “economic anxiety” was in fact just a euphemism for being racist?
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But how will they remember their heritage?
Assad statues are being toppled. People are dancing in the streets.
December 8, 2024 at 3:58 AM
But how will they remember their heritage?
Spent a little time in Boston today, and got to visit the USS Constitution
November 17, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Spent a little time in Boston today, and got to visit the USS Constitution
Connecticut is the flyover state of New England
November 12, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Connecticut is the flyover state of New England
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I think Weird Al Yankovic should host a TV show competition for online song parodists and whoever wins inherits the 'Weird' title. Like from then on they can use the stage name Weird Phil
November 12, 2024 at 6:14 AM
I think Weird Al Yankovic should host a TV show competition for online song parodists and whoever wins inherits the 'Weird' title. Like from then on they can use the stage name Weird Phil
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trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump
November 11, 2024 at 1:40 PM
trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump
“How is everyone?”
Everyone:
Everyone:
November 9, 2024 at 9:30 PM
“How is everyone?”
Everyone:
Everyone:
Went and did the business(weird crop is to hide my state)
November 5, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Went and did the business(weird crop is to hide my state)
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his codpiece seems as massy as his club
October 19, 2024 at 10:55 PM
his codpiece seems as massy as his club
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If the press treated Trump’s Nazism like they did Biden’s age, I’m not sure he’d be competitive.
"It has been a month since Trump and his running mate, JD Vance, injected Springfield into the election by spreading baseless rumors about Haitians abducting and eating pets...Ku Klux Klan fliers have popped up around town. A neo-Nazi group waved swastikas in front of the home of the mayor"
"In the streets and stores, strangers have hurled insults at Haitians. The tires on their cars have been slashed overnight. Some shoppers have meowed at Haitians in supermarket aisles, according to Haitians, community leaders and immigrant advocates."
October 11, 2024 at 2:29 PM
If the press treated Trump’s Nazism like they did Biden’s age, I’m not sure he’d be competitive.
It is, however, significantly better for my mental health to not constantly have nazi, racist and anti-trans posts force fed directly to my stream non-stop.
Liberals retreating to a site only used by liberals to complain that the rest of the media is unfair to liberals just doesn’t seem like the best move, tactically
October 7, 2024 at 12:51 PM
It is, however, significantly better for my mental health to not constantly have nazi, racist and anti-trans posts force fed directly to my stream non-stop.
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Trump: Imma do a Kristallnacht like you won't believe.
NYT: Kristallnacht had helped a leader to come to power before. Will it work for the second time?
NYT: Kristallnacht had helped a leader to come to power before. Will it work for the second time?
September 30, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Trump: Imma do a Kristallnacht like you won't believe.
NYT: Kristallnacht had helped a leader to come to power before. Will it work for the second time?
NYT: Kristallnacht had helped a leader to come to power before. Will it work for the second time?
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Absolutely wild that we put an infrared telescope in orbit a million miles away from earth after promising it for 2 decades and it sent us back jaw-dropping shit like this and the richest folks in the country would rather pour money into hating immigrants
September 23, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Absolutely wild that we put an infrared telescope in orbit a million miles away from earth after promising it for 2 decades and it sent us back jaw-dropping shit like this and the richest folks in the country would rather pour money into hating immigrants
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this is somewhat tangentially related, but 20+ years ago, people who *weren't* racist shitheads only knew about the 14 words because they were extremist researchers or were in punk and hardcore scenes that had neo nazi problems, and i think it's worth thinking about the reasons that's no longer true
not to be too much of a crabby old man but ten years ago nobody was running around telling people they needed to be more familiar with the intricacies of race-hate. somehow we were all doing just fine without knowing what Richard Hanania or anyone like him thought
people might be tired of hearing that they need to choke down a big teaspoon of racist swill cooked up by a tiny minority of well-connected bigots in order to be better in touch with the common man, mightn't they
September 22, 2024 at 7:10 PM
this is somewhat tangentially related, but 20+ years ago, people who *weren't* racist shitheads only knew about the 14 words because they were extremist researchers or were in punk and hardcore scenes that had neo nazi problems, and i think it's worth thinking about the reasons that's no longer true
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,693,771!
September 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,693,771!