Daniel D
@danieldddd.bsky.social
Polyamorous needy engineer techie: networks (computers, phones and people) are all my things. Oh and cats. And memes.
Note: I am not a dehumidifier (but I can quickly change the atmosphere in any room)
Note: I am not a dehumidifier (but I can quickly change the atmosphere in any room)
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I was a little concerned I might have knob jaundice as my todger had turned a worrying shade of yellow. Turns out that my wife's moisturiser, that I'd been using as lube when knocking one out, was self-tanning cream and my liver function was just fine.
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I was a little concerned I might have knob jaundice as my todger had turned a worrying shade of yellow. Turns out that my wife's moisturiser, that I'd been using as lube when knocking one out, was self-tanning cream and my liver function was just fine.
I need y'all to see the weirdest bar bathroom I've ever encountered on my life
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Probably Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing"
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Probably Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing"
How could anybody have possibly seen this coming? 😒😒
70,000 users may have had government-ID photos exposed, which "our vendor used to review age-related appeals." www.theregister.com/2025/10/09/d...
Discord: Attackers accessed about 70,000 user photo IDs
: No word on why the outsourced supplier was storing this data in the first place
www.theregister.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
How could anybody have possibly seen this coming? 😒😒
MODS
This should be banned
This should be banned
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
MODS
This should be banned
This should be banned
I showed my wife this account - this was the post that made her stop laughing and almost block me (irl)
October 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I showed my wife this account - this was the post that made her stop laughing and almost block me (irl)
And this is why the UK's age/ID verification law is absolute dogshit. Expect much, much more of this.
Discord Data Breach – 1.5 TB of Data and 2 Million Government ID Photos Extorted
Discord Data Breach - 1.5 TB of Data and 2 Million Government ID Photos Extorted
cybersecuritynews.com
October 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
And this is why the UK's age/ID verification law is absolute dogshit. Expect much, much more of this.
October 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Does anybody talk about how bad Babybel packaging is for the environment? No, they give us paper straws instead.
August 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Does anybody talk about how bad Babybel packaging is for the environment? No, they give us paper straws instead.
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Never give Trump the benefit of the doubt.
For a lifetime, he’s gotten away with depraved and criminal behavior because decent people gave him the benefit of the doubt.
For a lifetime, he’s gotten away with depraved and criminal behavior because decent people gave him the benefit of the doubt.
July 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Never give Trump the benefit of the doubt.
For a lifetime, he’s gotten away with depraved and criminal behavior because decent people gave him the benefit of the doubt.
For a lifetime, he’s gotten away with depraved and criminal behavior because decent people gave him the benefit of the doubt.
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If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious.
Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September
Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September
July 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious.
Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September
Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September
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@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
July 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
Asking property owners for use permission would kill the squatting industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
June 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Asking property owners for use permission would kill the squatting industry
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June 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
"and I won't stop there" - there quite menacing. What next? Deporting* people who actually do have a right to be here?
(* Yes, I know that's not deportation)
(* Yes, I know that's not deportation)
This is on Facebook, I scrolled for a bit and every single comment I saw, no exaggeration, was either "you liar, too many foreigners, vote Reform" or "you're meant to be the Labour Party what is this fash shit". There was nobody going "thank you, Sir Keir".
May 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"and I won't stop there" - there quite menacing. What next? Deporting* people who actually do have a right to be here?
(* Yes, I know that's not deportation)
(* Yes, I know that's not deportation)
Found another @plex.tv user. Couldn't watch an episode on the train today because when my phone got and lost, its 4G/5G connection, the app restarted the video. The DOWNLOADED and CACHED video.
Company: good news we updated our software!!!
Company: we changed the interface!!! Also, the core features no longer function!!!
Company: we changed the interface!!! Also, the core features no longer function!!!
May 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Found another @plex.tv user. Couldn't watch an episode on the train today because when my phone got and lost, its 4G/5G connection, the app restarted the video. The DOWNLOADED and CACHED video.
Alexa, what is journalism
Looking for a job that pays me to imagine catastrophic scenarios
May 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Alexa, what is journalism
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“I dOn’T ThInK I eVeR MeT hIm”
April 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“I dOn’T ThInK I eVeR MeT hIm”
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Breaking news: The European Commission is issuing burner phones and basic laptops to some US-bound staff to avoid the risk of espionage — a measure traditionally reserved for trips to China www.ft.com/content/20d0...
April 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Breaking news: The European Commission is issuing burner phones and basic laptops to some US-bound staff to avoid the risk of espionage — a measure traditionally reserved for trips to China www.ft.com/content/20d0...