Daniel Cohen
@danielcohen.bsky.social
Sports Photographer. NSW Far North Coast. Bundjalung Land. Just sport. Lots of it. Talk it, watch it, if I can get my bones moving, I'll play it. Carlton, LFC, Toronto Maple Leafs.
Anything released will be so heavily doctored that the entire issue feels like a waste of nervous energy.
Nothing that comes from across the Pacific can be trusted. Except the constant threat of large scale war - that part I believe.
Nothing that comes from across the Pacific can be trusted. Except the constant threat of large scale war - that part I believe.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Anything released will be so heavily doctored that the entire issue feels like a waste of nervous energy.
Nothing that comes from across the Pacific can be trusted. Except the constant threat of large scale war - that part I believe.
Nothing that comes from across the Pacific can be trusted. Except the constant threat of large scale war - that part I believe.
Quite the ballsy move to say "Rush out and buy one of my cars so I can have more money than makes numerical sense" whilst still not giving a fuck about you.
The unprecedented pay day will go into full effect by 2035—as long as Tesla hits ambitious financial and production targets.
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Tesla Shareholders Approve Elon Musk’s $1 Trillion Pay Package
The unprecedented payday will go into full effect by 2035—as long as Tesla hits ambitious financial and production targets.
www.wired.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Quite the ballsy move to say "Rush out and buy one of my cars so I can have more money than makes numerical sense" whilst still not giving a fuck about you.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When you have so many court appearances for so many things (Narrator: None of them are nice), it's easy to forget the odd vehicle theft charge.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
When you have so many court appearances for so many things (Narrator: None of them are nice), it's easy to forget the odd vehicle theft charge.
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The internet runs on a handful of cloud providers. When one of them hiccups, lots of things break. Here’s @lhn.bsky.social on the AWS outage
What the Huge AWS Outage Reveals About the Internet
Amazon Web Services experienced DNS resolution issues on Monday morning, taking down wide swaths of the web—and highlighting a longstanding weakness in the internet's infrastructure.
www.wired.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The internet runs on a handful of cloud providers. When one of them hiccups, lots of things break. Here’s @lhn.bsky.social on the AWS outage
Plenty of Sony PlayStation services too.
there’s a major AWS outage going on right now that’s taken down Fortnite, Alexa, Snapchat, Perplexity, Roblox, and lots more of the internet. US-EAST-1 is down and impacting a lot of services that rely on AWS www.theverge.com/news/802486/...
Major AWS outage takes down Fortnite, Alexa, Snapchat, and more
A chunk of the internet has been taken offline.
www.theverge.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Plenty of Sony PlayStation services too.
Seriously ..... go fuck yourself @woolworths.bsky.social.
What does this cost you, a few bucks from 1 in 50 shoppers? How much profit did you make last year?
What does this cost you, a few bucks from 1 in 50 shoppers? How much profit did you make last year?
October 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Seriously ..... go fuck yourself @woolworths.bsky.social.
What does this cost you, a few bucks from 1 in 50 shoppers? How much profit did you make last year?
What does this cost you, a few bucks from 1 in 50 shoppers? How much profit did you make last year?
NYT almost getting the memo.
So close.
So close.
September 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
NYT almost getting the memo.
So close.
So close.
September 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
BT almost wet himself with excitement when Starcevic went off the ground and Dangerfield was set free.
I’m not sure Dangerfield has touched the ball since. He also has the lowest SuperCoach points of anyone on the field other than Jack Martin - the Geelong sub.
Another BT special.
#AFLGF
I’m not sure Dangerfield has touched the ball since. He also has the lowest SuperCoach points of anyone on the field other than Jack Martin - the Geelong sub.
Another BT special.
#AFLGF
September 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
BT almost wet himself with excitement when Starcevic went off the ground and Dangerfield was set free.
I’m not sure Dangerfield has touched the ball since. He also has the lowest SuperCoach points of anyone on the field other than Jack Martin - the Geelong sub.
Another BT special.
#AFLGF
I’m not sure Dangerfield has touched the ball since. He also has the lowest SuperCoach points of anyone on the field other than Jack Martin - the Geelong sub.
Another BT special.
#AFLGF
Got to hand it to the player who feels like they should gob off at the opposition captain WHEN YOU’RE 10 GOALS DOWN IN THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR.
Bailey Smith you flog.
#AFLGF
Bailey Smith you flog.
#AFLGF
September 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Got to hand it to the player who feels like they should gob off at the opposition captain WHEN YOU’RE 10 GOALS DOWN IN THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR.
Bailey Smith you flog.
#AFLGF
Bailey Smith you flog.
#AFLGF
September 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Don’t take medical advice from the President.
And vote out every single Senator who is responsible for RFK Jr. leading our Department of Health.
And vote out every single Senator who is responsible for RFK Jr. leading our Department of Health.
September 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Don’t take medical advice from the President.
And vote out every single Senator who is responsible for RFK Jr. leading our Department of Health.
And vote out every single Senator who is responsible for RFK Jr. leading our Department of Health.
Pro Tip: If you're (a washed up Australian comedian and) going to steal someones social media content, then;
1. Change at least one word. Just one.
2. Don't steal from the best and most widely viewed media team in the business.
1. Change at least one word. Just one.
2. Don't steal from the best and most widely viewed media team in the business.
September 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Pro Tip: If you're (a washed up Australian comedian and) going to steal someones social media content, then;
1. Change at least one word. Just one.
2. Don't steal from the best and most widely viewed media team in the business.
1. Change at least one word. Just one.
2. Don't steal from the best and most widely viewed media team in the business.
No it wasn't Australia Post. You didn't even put it in a truck.
You could have called me to come and get it yesterday from the Lismore sorting centre, that would have saved us all some time and effort.
You could have called me to come and get it yesterday from the Lismore sorting centre, that would have saved us all some time and effort.
September 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
No it wasn't Australia Post. You didn't even put it in a truck.
You could have called me to come and get it yesterday from the Lismore sorting centre, that would have saved us all some time and effort.
You could have called me to come and get it yesterday from the Lismore sorting centre, that would have saved us all some time and effort.
Guilty pleasure admission: I watch Twitch game streamers, generally Gran Turismo 7.
One has a bot that writes poems from chat content. In chat, I lamented my StarLInk woes, praising StarLink for a great service, despite being owned and run by an 'actual nart see'.
But AI has the nart see's back.
One has a bot that writes poems from chat content. In chat, I lamented my StarLInk woes, praising StarLink for a great service, despite being owned and run by an 'actual nart see'.
But AI has the nart see's back.
September 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Guilty pleasure admission: I watch Twitch game streamers, generally Gran Turismo 7.
One has a bot that writes poems from chat content. In chat, I lamented my StarLInk woes, praising StarLink for a great service, despite being owned and run by an 'actual nart see'.
But AI has the nart see's back.
One has a bot that writes poems from chat content. In chat, I lamented my StarLInk woes, praising StarLink for a great service, despite being owned and run by an 'actual nart see'.
But AI has the nart see's back.
Capitalism says .....
Turn off the sport and entertainment, give them the scraps and force them to pay for the product.
Turn off the sport and entertainment, give them the scraps and force them to pay for the product.
Adam Silver’s description of the NBA as “very much a highlights-based sport” is directionally accurate.
However, if you want to watch actual games? Well, it will cost you.
🔗: bit.ly/48fStqz?sour...
However, if you want to watch actual games? Well, it will cost you.
🔗: bit.ly/48fStqz?sour...
September 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Capitalism says .....
Turn off the sport and entertainment, give them the scraps and force them to pay for the product.
Turn off the sport and entertainment, give them the scraps and force them to pay for the product.
Your daily AI progress update.
Today I saved in and asked Adobe Photoshop AI to 'blend and match grass colour' next to a sports team photo, where I removed some people.
It did. And it added a chicken.
I also had choices of a dog or a duck.
#AIFail #PhotoshopAI #AdobeAI
Today I saved in and asked Adobe Photoshop AI to 'blend and match grass colour' next to a sports team photo, where I removed some people.
It did. And it added a chicken.
I also had choices of a dog or a duck.
#AIFail #PhotoshopAI #AdobeAI
September 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Your daily AI progress update.
Today I saved in and asked Adobe Photoshop AI to 'blend and match grass colour' next to a sports team photo, where I removed some people.
It did. And it added a chicken.
I also had choices of a dog or a duck.
#AIFail #PhotoshopAI #AdobeAI
Today I saved in and asked Adobe Photoshop AI to 'blend and match grass colour' next to a sports team photo, where I removed some people.
It did. And it added a chicken.
I also had choices of a dog or a duck.
#AIFail #PhotoshopAI #AdobeAI
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Now Jane Hume refers to “OUR Indian community”.
Even when they’re trying to apologise for their racism, they revert to patriarchal, racist, colonist language.
Coalition seeks to rebuild ties with Indian community via AAP News aapnews.aap.com.au/a/jQrNnUBrY
Even when they’re trying to apologise for their racism, they revert to patriarchal, racist, colonist language.
Coalition seeks to rebuild ties with Indian community via AAP News aapnews.aap.com.au/a/jQrNnUBrY
Coalition seeks to rebuild ties with Indian community
As the opposition leader visited an Indian community to smooth over relations after controversial comments, one senator has urged the party to move on.
aapnews.aap.com.au
September 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Now Jane Hume refers to “OUR Indian community”.
Even when they’re trying to apologise for their racism, they revert to patriarchal, racist, colonist language.
Coalition seeks to rebuild ties with Indian community via AAP News aapnews.aap.com.au/a/jQrNnUBrY
Even when they’re trying to apologise for their racism, they revert to patriarchal, racist, colonist language.
Coalition seeks to rebuild ties with Indian community via AAP News aapnews.aap.com.au/a/jQrNnUBrY
I know a great idea for a website.
Let people search, but don't include a filter for results, and as soon as they move the mouse to click on something, BOOM - pop-up add!
Then, when they're about to resume control, get the chat bot to interrupt with a prompt.
DigiDirect, it's not me, it's you.
Let people search, but don't include a filter for results, and as soon as they move the mouse to click on something, BOOM - pop-up add!
Then, when they're about to resume control, get the chat bot to interrupt with a prompt.
DigiDirect, it's not me, it's you.
September 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I know a great idea for a website.
Let people search, but don't include a filter for results, and as soon as they move the mouse to click on something, BOOM - pop-up add!
Then, when they're about to resume control, get the chat bot to interrupt with a prompt.
DigiDirect, it's not me, it's you.
Let people search, but don't include a filter for results, and as soon as they move the mouse to click on something, BOOM - pop-up add!
Then, when they're about to resume control, get the chat bot to interrupt with a prompt.
DigiDirect, it's not me, it's you.
Hilarious to see Homeland Security is keeping a close eye on @juddlegum.bsky.social's social media, otherwise they would have nothing to do.
Firefighters, famously, have a house they all live in, where they wait for people to call them, actually.
September 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hilarious to see Homeland Security is keeping a close eye on @juddlegum.bsky.social's social media, otherwise they would have nothing to do.
The issue here is really that the way businesses give less and charge more needed to be embraced by language.
Enshitification is the perfect work.
Enshitification is the perfect work.
September 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The issue here is really that the way businesses give less and charge more needed to be embraced by language.
Enshitification is the perfect work.
Enshitification is the perfect work.
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org