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Daniel Cohen
@danielcohen.bsky.social
Sports Photographer. NSW Far North Coast. Bundjalung Land. Just sport. Lots of it. Talk it, watch it, if I can get my bones moving, I'll play it. Carlton, LFC, Toronto Maple Leafs.
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The tech companies always have a #SorryNotSorry clause.

@cameronwilson.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Next week in North east NSW. 🥵
October 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Seriously ..... go fuck yourself @woolworths.bsky.social.

What does this cost you, a few bucks from 1 in 50 shoppers? How much profit did you make last year?
October 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We are all this guy;
October 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Pro Tip: If you're (a washed up Australian comedian and) going to steal someones social media content, then;

1. Change at least one word. Just one.
2. Don't steal from the best and most widely viewed media team in the business.
September 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
No it wasn't Australia Post. You didn't even put it in a truck.

You could have called me to come and get it yesterday from the Lismore sorting centre, that would have saved us all some time and effort.
September 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Guilty pleasure admission: I watch Twitch game streamers, generally Gran Turismo 7.

One has a bot that writes poems from chat content. In chat, I lamented my StarLInk woes, praising StarLink for a great service, despite being owned and run by an 'actual nart see'.

But AI has the nart see's back.
September 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A wider view of what I typed vs what I was presented with.
September 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Your daily AI progress update.

Today I saved in and asked Adobe Photoshop AI to 'blend and match grass colour' next to a sports team photo, where I removed some people.

It did. And it added a chicken.

I also had choices of a dog or a duck.

#AIFail #PhotoshopAI #AdobeAI
September 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Dear #AirBnB ... this isn't a pleasant villa. THIS IS SOMEONE'S SHED WITH A BED IN IT.

It looks like a shithole. You do not get to charge $200 a night for sleeping next to your dog.
August 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
And not only that, the Big Apple also has a mini golf course. Not sure what the inspiration for this hole was though … rubbing and all …..
August 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
They also have a big apple (Ontario, east of Toronto).
August 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Gee Instagram, how does “Go get f#%ked” sound?
August 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
So I don't know how to book tickets to the footy anymore. Ticketek won't allow me to book 2 tickets, leaving a single seat.

Like they did 3 rows in front of where I selected.

And they charge me over $7 for the privilege of using their website.

Fuck Australia and our monopolies.
August 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
August 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Government cut-backs at the ATO are hitting hard .....
August 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Brilliant. Those Swedes.
July 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I thought I was being clever escorting my under age daughter to (another) concert, this time in the amazing Fortitude Valley Msuic Hall, and then using my overage-ness to get a …..

$16 Canadian Club.

No wonder I gave up on having fun years ago. Best financial choice of my life.
July 8, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Stole this from elsewhere.

There’s little doubt what would be in front of diners in the pic you posted.
July 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
The AirBnB effect.

Key vaults locked to a local business security grill in inner city Brisbane.

Totally normal.

Going by the lock types some “lucky investors” have 2 or 3 units somewhere near here.

There are 3 windows side by side here like this …
July 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
It's 2025. Account security is an issue.

What does #Repco do? Enable a system that does not allow complex characters in passwords.

Seriously wtf.

(Side note: Their "tailored" system to find parts to suit my car doesn't work and I bought the wrong parts ... I'm logging on to complain anyway!).
July 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Oh Facebook reels .....

If you have to flood my feed with dodgy AI video, please note I desire women with 4 fingers and an opposable digit.

Weird. As. F&(k.
July 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I had to "dO mY oWn rEsEaRcH" on Sia. Google AI might have missed the point ...
June 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm not sure if this makes it better, but there's a chance buyers of your image won't get anything anyway, and the whole site is a fraud.
June 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I think we have a problem, Google AI.
June 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM