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A List of Ways You Can Cheat Death in 'Star Wars' That Someone Should Show Bob Iger
You know. For reasons.
gizmodo.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Me rn and forever after all these “cancelled Ben Solo movie pitched by Adam Driver himself” news
October 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Have literally being lying down and muttering "what the fuck" over and over as I attempt to process this.
I'm genuinely hyperventilating over this. Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined these conversations to have happened and (most importantly) Adam Driver to actually be on board and even enthusiastic. Fuck Disney for nixing this.
Adam Driver on Jarmusch, 'Star Wars' and putting filmmakers first
In an interview with The Associated Press, Adam Driver says he developed a Kylo Ren “Star Wars” movie that would have been directed by Steven Soderbergh.
apnews.com
October 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I think it's bad to come up with in-universe reasons to excuse real-world racism
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I stitched this old tweet by @ladyofsardines.bsky.social and remind myself of its truth literally every day.
January 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Chumbawumba did not adequately prepare me for the number of times I would be knocked down and have to get back up
December 2, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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Hating Ewoks is the laziest criticism to have of Star Wars. Also it was already for kids!!!!! The actual thing that hurt Star Wars was this thinking that it must ignore its childlike fairy tale quality because boys are easily embarrassed by being into it.
Denis Villeneuve is not interested in making a #StarWars film

• He was once obsessed with Star Wars — calling 'Empire Strikes Back' his most anticipated movie ever

• Franchise was 'derailed' with 'Return of the Jedi' — 'it became a comedy for kids'

• Dislikes the Ewoks to this day

(via Puck)
November 27, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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I would like to opt out of finding out, I was not doing any of the fucking around.
November 14, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Children’s diaries are the best used books because their answers are truly unhinged.
November 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
My only successful post from that other app— Zeus as Ransom Drysdale from Knives Out.
November 13, 2024 at 3:58 PM