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Children’s diaries are the best used books because their answers are truly unhinged.
Question: If your fears came to life, how would you defeat and destroy them? Answer: I would turn it into bacon. Then I will eat it. The prompt says to draw “the best thing that has ever happened to me.” The child has drawn a building on fire. A list of predictions for the future reads “1 - hover craft, 2 - flying boat, 3 - machine guns in my butt, 4 - dream house, 5 - cool kids” The prompt asks “You just earned your wings as a fairy godmother! To whom would you grant three wishes and why?” The only answer is “myself because I need help.”
November 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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My only successful post from that other app— Zeus as Ransom Drysdale from Knives Out.
Scruffy-haired terrier wearing a brown coat, cable knit sweater and burgundy floral scarf with a smell knife on the ground in front of him.
November 13, 2024 at 3:58 PM