Miranda
@chsandcrax.bsky.social
Mom, wife to @anglophilium, witch, nerd, artist.
I made vanilla lattes for My Chemical Romance once.
I worship Godzilla.
🏳️🌈
People with ugly attitudes can fuck off.
I made vanilla lattes for My Chemical Romance once.
I worship Godzilla.
🏳️🌈
People with ugly attitudes can fuck off.
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Miranda
@chsandcrax.bsky.social
· Oct 12
✨About Me!✨
• elder millennial
• mother of one incredible kid
• married (happily, so please no thirst messaging)
• witchcraft and tarot
• Godzilla, Megalon, Baragon supremacy
• 70s/80s/90s horror junkie
• has had a lot of surgeries
• Pan and proud
• favorite authors include Ito, King, and Palahniuk
• elder millennial
• mother of one incredible kid
• married (happily, so please no thirst messaging)
• witchcraft and tarot
• Godzilla, Megalon, Baragon supremacy
• 70s/80s/90s horror junkie
• has had a lot of surgeries
• Pan and proud
• favorite authors include Ito, King, and Palahniuk
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Cartooning has been a kick of mine since the age of 9 in 1984 I began to keep a journal of freehand caricature crusades to explore the page and implore fan art adoration to @chsandcrax.bsky.social and Duncan too in my PaperStage art journal as their muse fuel into Sketchland
May 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Cartooning has been a kick of mine since the age of 9 in 1984 I began to keep a journal of freehand caricature crusades to explore the page and implore fan art adoration to @chsandcrax.bsky.social and Duncan too in my PaperStage art journal as their muse fuel into Sketchland
I heard people drive like idiots in Mattel because the roads look like this:
May 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I heard people drive like idiots in Mattel because the roads look like this:
Going into this week like
May 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Going into this week like
Blue Sky is still weird to me, Threads feels weird, I can't let loose on Instagram anymore... I belong nowhere apparently
May 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Blue Sky is still weird to me, Threads feels weird, I can't let loose on Instagram anymore... I belong nowhere apparently
Get you a partner who encourages your hobbies, in this case collecting vintage smut
March 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Get you a partner who encourages your hobbies, in this case collecting vintage smut
Hi, it's my birthday. I'm 43. I came back to share that with everyone, then disappear again. Kthnx
March 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Hi, it's my birthday. I'm 43. I came back to share that with everyone, then disappear again. Kthnx
"You're so nice!"
"Thanks, I'm really good at pretending I'm happy."
"Thanks, I'm really good at pretending I'm happy."
February 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"You're so nice!"
"Thanks, I'm really good at pretending I'm happy."
"Thanks, I'm really good at pretending I'm happy."
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Ah, one of my favorite albums for sad times
February 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ah, one of my favorite albums for sad times
Empty IKEA box ✅
Blanket ✅
Heater set on low ✅
This is the only thing making me happy right now
Blanket ✅
Heater set on low ✅
This is the only thing making me happy right now
February 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Empty IKEA box ✅
Blanket ✅
Heater set on low ✅
This is the only thing making me happy right now
Blanket ✅
Heater set on low ✅
This is the only thing making me happy right now
I got in trouble. My boss said I should've called her about the 12 dozen order, that she would've come in and made it. So, after the 20 minutes it takes you to get to work, you could've pulled that many from the freezer, thawed them, tied them, let them proof, fry and glaze in an hour and a half? 🙄🤬
February 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I got in trouble. My boss said I should've called her about the 12 dozen order, that she would've come in and made it. So, after the 20 minutes it takes you to get to work, you could've pulled that many from the freezer, thawed them, tied them, let them proof, fry and glaze in an hour and a half? 🙄🤬
Customer: Hi, I'm calling to see if I could have a large doughnut order done ASAP? (Note: it's 6:45am)
Me: How many did you need, and by when?
Customer: 12 dozen, by 9am.
Me:
Me: How many did you need, and by when?
Customer: 12 dozen, by 9am.
Me:
February 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Customer: Hi, I'm calling to see if I could have a large doughnut order done ASAP? (Note: it's 6:45am)
Me: How many did you need, and by when?
Customer: 12 dozen, by 9am.
Me:
Me: How many did you need, and by when?
Customer: 12 dozen, by 9am.
Me:
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
In our continued effort to get to know members of our Bluesky community better, we’re curious…who are your five favorite FEMALE SINGERS / VOCALISTS of all time?
(In no particular order)
1. Liz Phair
2. Kim Deal
3. Nina Gordon/Louise Post
4. Chappell Roan
5. Debbie Harry
(In no particular order)
1. Liz Phair
2. Kim Deal
3. Nina Gordon/Louise Post
4. Chappell Roan
5. Debbie Harry
February 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
In our continued effort to get to know members of our Bluesky community better, we’re curious…who are your five favorite FEMALE SINGERS / VOCALISTS of all time?
(In no particular order)
1. Liz Phair
2. Kim Deal
3. Nina Gordon/Louise Post
4. Chappell Roan
5. Debbie Harry
(In no particular order)
1. Liz Phair
2. Kim Deal
3. Nina Gordon/Louise Post
4. Chappell Roan
5. Debbie Harry
I can tell my alcohol tolerance is low because after one glass, I get the zoomies
February 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I can tell my alcohol tolerance is low because after one glass, I get the zoomies
Hello, tonight I am thinking about boobs
February 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hello, tonight I am thinking about boobs
"I'm still cool," I whisper to myself as I organize my pills by size to make them easier to swallow
February 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"I'm still cool," I whisper to myself as I organize my pills by size to make them easier to swallow
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Temporary? Insanity?
#art #illustration #artsky #artwork #artist #illustrationartist #insanity #popart #surrealism #popsurrealism #psychedelicart
#art #illustration #artsky #artwork #artist #illustrationartist #insanity #popart #surrealism #popsurrealism #psychedelicart
February 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Temporary? Insanity?
#art #illustration #artsky #artwork #artist #illustrationartist #insanity #popart #surrealism #popsurrealism #psychedelicart
#art #illustration #artsky #artwork #artist #illustrationartist #insanity #popart #surrealism #popsurrealism #psychedelicart
Husband: What's wrong, babe?
Me: My tummy hurts.
Husband: I'm sorry. Are you also mad at the government?
Me: ᵧₑₐₕ
Me: My tummy hurts.
Husband: I'm sorry. Are you also mad at the government?
Me: ᵧₑₐₕ
February 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Husband: What's wrong, babe?
Me: My tummy hurts.
Husband: I'm sorry. Are you also mad at the government?
Me: ᵧₑₐₕ
Me: My tummy hurts.
Husband: I'm sorry. Are you also mad at the government?
Me: ᵧₑₐₕ
First, my medication was denied.
Doctor ordered a different medication to replace it. Denied.
A third option was attempted. Denied.
Defeated. Not showing my unwanted, desperate face. Thanks, America. You're terrible.
Doctor ordered a different medication to replace it. Denied.
A third option was attempted. Denied.
Defeated. Not showing my unwanted, desperate face. Thanks, America. You're terrible.
February 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
First, my medication was denied.
Doctor ordered a different medication to replace it. Denied.
A third option was attempted. Denied.
Defeated. Not showing my unwanted, desperate face. Thanks, America. You're terrible.
Doctor ordered a different medication to replace it. Denied.
A third option was attempted. Denied.
Defeated. Not showing my unwanted, desperate face. Thanks, America. You're terrible.
My coworker just DoorDashed a burger and fries...if we had an HR department, I'd file a complaint (I want some fries)
February 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My coworker just DoorDashed a burger and fries...if we had an HR department, I'd file a complaint (I want some fries)
If I don't do it for me, then I'm gonna do it for my daughter, my Cherokee husband, my trans friends, and every person who's getting tired of fighting.
It's exhausting, but we have to defeat them or we can kiss our country goodbye.
February 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If I don't do it for me, then I'm gonna do it for my daughter, my Cherokee husband, my trans friends, and every person who's getting tired of fighting.