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Miranda
@chsandcrax.bsky.social
Mom, wife to @anglophilium, witch, nerd, artist.
I made vanilla lattes for My Chemical Romance once.
I worship Godzilla.
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People with ugly attitudes can fuck off.
I heard people drive like idiots in Mattel because the roads look like this:
May 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
For Grover 🫡
May 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Going into this week like
May 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
👀
March 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Get you a partner who encourages your hobbies, in this case collecting vintage smut
March 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hi, it's my birthday. I'm 43. I came back to share that with everyone, then disappear again. Kthnx
March 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ah, one of my favorite albums for sad times
February 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Empty IKEA box ✅
Blanket ✅
Heater set on low ✅

This is the only thing making me happy right now
February 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
February 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Customer: Hi, I'm calling to see if I could have a large doughnut order done ASAP? (Note: it's 6:45am)

Me: How many did you need, and by when?

Customer: 12 dozen, by 9am.

Me:
February 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
GIUSI, I'M IRISH FRENCH CANADIAN TOO

Here are some cute pictures, I love you
February 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"I'm still cool," I whisper to myself as I organize my pills by size to make them easier to swallow
February 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
First, my medication was denied.
Doctor ordered a different medication to replace it. Denied.
A third option was attempted. Denied.

Defeated. Not showing my unwanted, desperate face. Thanks, America. You're terrible.
February 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Threads and I are taking a break.
February 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When Ticketmaster makes one of your Grail concerts impossible to attend
January 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This morning's Ten Random Shower Listens
January 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hello, my medication was denied and I like to be dramatic
January 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Guess I'm done working for the day
January 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Tonight's Movie I Haven't Seen (Yet)
January 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Post 4 of your favorite films and tag 5 others to join a 21st century chain letter
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January 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The only two people to acknowledge and celebrate today.
January 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I bet Todd McFarlane owns this
January 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My heart. 💔
January 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Good morning, go back to sleep
January 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM