WAG
@dandymonkey.bsky.social
add a little hurly-burly to your brouhaha, and your hubbub will grow into a healthy hullabaloo.
The Funk Soul Brother...
a. Check it out now
b. Right about now
c. All of the above
a. Check it out now
b. Right about now
c. All of the above
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Funk Soul Brother...
a. Check it out now
b. Right about now
c. All of the above
a. Check it out now
b. Right about now
c. All of the above
If it's true that "if you like it, you put a ring on it" ...God chose Saturn some time ago. (we are the jilted third rock)
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If it's true that "if you like it, you put a ring on it" ...God chose Saturn some time ago. (we are the jilted third rock)
There is more than one way to skin a cat, ...but try to prove it during a business meeting and everyone gets all "vomitey".
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
There is more than one way to skin a cat, ...but try to prove it during a business meeting and everyone gets all "vomitey".
I might have made better choices, if I had not been so influenced by my own bad judgment.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I might have made better choices, if I had not been so influenced by my own bad judgment.
Due to complex socioeconomic factors beyond my control, I am unable to provide space for your Ford F-250 in my driving lane. Apologies.
October 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Due to complex socioeconomic factors beyond my control, I am unable to provide space for your Ford F-250 in my driving lane. Apologies.
Funny thing about the Jack-o-lanterns in Beverly Hills, all their noses look identical.
October 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Funny thing about the Jack-o-lanterns in Beverly Hills, all their noses look identical.
if feeling lost or meaningless -just rub your eyes until you see glowing throw pillows, ...then ask them questions about life. They are wise
October 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
if feeling lost or meaningless -just rub your eyes until you see glowing throw pillows, ...then ask them questions about life. They are wise
I was told there would be no cops.
September 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I was told there would be no cops.
head cold kicked my ass last night... But now i got a husky supervillain voice. -want me to make an intimidating phone call on your behalf?
September 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
head cold kicked my ass last night... But now i got a husky supervillain voice. -want me to make an intimidating phone call on your behalf?
No cookies and milk? Pringles and vodka work in a pinch... only skip the Pringles, they get soggy.
September 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
No cookies and milk? Pringles and vodka work in a pinch... only skip the Pringles, they get soggy.
I have a black belt in lethargy. I'd show it to you, ...but it takes too much effort to put it on.
September 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I have a black belt in lethargy. I'd show it to you, ...but it takes too much effort to put it on.
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Revenge is a dish best served slathered in 4 different cheeses, because any dish is better when it’s served slathered in 4 different cheeses.
August 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Revenge is a dish best served slathered in 4 different cheeses, because any dish is better when it’s served slathered in 4 different cheeses.
Got a great trick for removing wine stains- mix 3oz soda water with 3oz of scotch, ingest, repeat until stained item fades from memory.
August 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Got a great trick for removing wine stains- mix 3oz soda water with 3oz of scotch, ingest, repeat until stained item fades from memory.
Now that we've dispensed with the business, let's get down to pleasantries.
August 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Now that we've dispensed with the business, let's get down to pleasantries.
I now realize that the Los Angeles commute to work is an exchange of my time and money for the privilege of exchanging my time for money.
August 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I now realize that the Los Angeles commute to work is an exchange of my time and money for the privilege of exchanging my time for money.
i like to misuse air quotes often, just to confuse "people" like "you".
August 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i like to misuse air quotes often, just to confuse "people" like "you".
I'm usually only ironic ironically.
August 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm usually only ironic ironically.
42.3 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
August 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
42.3 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Karma is a mean drunk.
August 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Karma is a mean drunk.
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I have neither the space nor the time for your continuum.
August 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I have neither the space nor the time for your continuum.
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It’s Wallace Shawn Wednesday
August 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It’s Wallace Shawn Wednesday
Remember: Behind every robot that turns evil, is an engineer who installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion.
August 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Remember: Behind every robot that turns evil, is an engineer who installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion.
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I remain convinced that AI is driven by people who are still seething with jealousy toward That One Kid Who Could Draw Really Good in second grade.
August 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I remain convinced that AI is driven by people who are still seething with jealousy toward That One Kid Who Could Draw Really Good in second grade.
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i rose out of my bog for this?
June 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
i rose out of my bog for this?
sitting in LA traffic it occurs to me, -vanity license plates are the "tramp-stamp" of the automotive world.
July 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
sitting in LA traffic it occurs to me, -vanity license plates are the "tramp-stamp" of the automotive world.